STUPID TROLL SUBJECTS- PART 2

[AZSkateFan]

I decided we need to start a new thread because the other one is currently pretty hefty. Ok, start posting if you feel the need you corndog lovers!!

[mano]

WILL MANO NOW CHANGE HER NAME TO MANO MOADIB OF ATREIDIS AND VANQUISH GASEOUS PLANETS WITH THE WEIRDing WAY???

WILL SW10025 CONTINUE CONVERTING MKFORUMERS TO THE WAY OF THE TIVO?

IS THE GASEOUS PLANET REALLY GASEOUS BECAUSE IT'S SURROUNDED BY 16 MOONS OR BECAUSE IT HAD AN ABUNDANCE OF BETH'S CHILI CON CORN DOG?

WHAT DID SHEP SAY WHEN MICHELLE ASKED "MANO WHO?"

SHOULD A SUCCESSFUL MAPPING OF MICHELLE'S GENOME DRIVE DISNEY STOCKS UP?

SHOULD A CLONED MICHELLE MEAN 8 MK DISNEY SPECIALS?

SHOULD A CLONED MICHELLE MEAN A TIE FOR OLY GOLD MEDAL, 36 6.0S, AND SIDE-BY-SIDE MK1 VS MK2 LAYBACK COMPARISONS?

WILL BETH EVER NOTICE HER MK PERSONAL PIC IS NOW HER OWN PERSONAL PIC???? Surprised, Beth!

Any copyright for your outrageous posts SW, Rosa, Ginny, Mano and others?

WILL BETH 2000'S BODY REJECT HER NEW HILLARY HEAD

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL "IT" WHEN ROSA DONATES HER HEAD TO THE ALREADY 2 HEADED MANO - WILL THE OTHER 2 HEADS REJECT ROSA'S HEAD

WILL MKFers MAKE IT UNTIL THE NEW SEASON WITH OUR SANITY INTACT

WILL WE RUN OUT OF CHILI CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAY TUNED

[mano]

WAS ROSA INSANE FOR EVEN ASKING IF MANO HAS "SANITY" TO KEEP INTACT?

IF THE GASEOUS PLANET EXPLODED IN FRONT OF CHEMY, WILL SHE NOTICE IT RIGHT AWAY OR FIND OUT 6 YEARS LATER?

IF MANO IS TONYA'S BIO-ILLOGICAL MOTHER, WHO IS LUKE'S SKYWALKER'S FATHER?

[Beth2000]

YES CHEMY BETH DID NOTICE. CAN YOU PUT MICHELLE KWAN THROUGH THE YEARS BACK UP THERE FOR ME BEFORE MY PICTURE SCARES EVERYONE AND THEY ALL LEAVE THIS FORUM? OTHERWISE IF EVERYONE LEAVES THIS FORUM THEN WILL HEATHER AND JENNY BAN BETH FOR USING HER SCARY PICTURE?

I may have titillated a few people, but I haven't actually converted anyone to the ways of Tivo yet (that I know of). But I'll keep trying...

DOES MANO HAVE ANY EXTRA ORGANS TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE 2 OR 3 HEADS OF HERS?

WILL SW10025 OFFEND FELLOW MKF'ERS BY ORDERING A CHILI BURGER INSTEAD OF A CORN DOG?

IF THE GASEOUS PLANET EXPLODES, WILL IT BE A NATURAL PHENOMENON, OR BECAUSE RCL'S DEATH STAR MISTOOK IT FOR ALDERAAN?

[Beth2000]

sw IT IS COMPLETELY OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A CHILI BURGER. THOSE THINGS ARE GOOD TOO!

WILL CHEMY NOTICE WHAT BETH DID?

well, here we go...

WAS THAT JUDGE REALLY CRYING AFTER MICHELLE'S LP OR WAS SHE STILL RECOVERING FROM AN EARLIER POKE IN THE EYE BY MANO'S HAIR?

DID MICHELLE ACTUALLY VISIT THE SPOKANE SALON JUST TO OUT-DO MANO'S HAIR?

IS QUAD LUTZ ACTUALLY RELATED TO THE GASEOUS ONE? (kidding! sorry)

that's all I got...sad, huh?

WHEN WILL THE GASEOUS MASTER BE BACK TO PUT US ALL TO SHAME?
nothing compares to the real deal...Hey jupey, where are you??

Di75, please, don't encourage him or her. Although why they haven't been banned yet is beyond me. Those Tara comments alone were intended to be incendiary and warranted expulsion.

[Beth2000]

Di you want to know where jupey is? HE IS ON HIS OWN PLANET. THE PLANET JUPITER!

WAS THAT REALLY MICHELLE KWAN SKATING AT WORLDS OR WAS THAT MANO?

[mano]

IF THAT WAS "THE" MANO SKATING AT '00 WORLDS EXHIBITION, SHE WOULD HAVE...

1) IMMEDIATELY BOUNCED UP FROM HER BLIMPIE BUTT OFF THE ICE ONTO A SPLENDIFEROUS SPLIT FALLING LEAF WITH FULL EXTENSION?

2) DONE A 3TOE/900 REVOLUTION BACK SPIN COMBO?

3) SPORTED HER "LETHAL NINJA MORNINGSTAR SHURIKEN" HAIR INSTEAD OF A SAMURAI ONE?

DOES MICHELLE NEED TO SKATE ON A PERPETUAL 180 DEGREE SLANT (LIKE MANO) ON ONE BLADE ON EACH EDGE TO CONVINCE CERTAIN FSW PEOPLE SHE HAS EXCELLENT EDGES?

[Angela75]

SHOULD MICHELLE BRANCH OUT AND DO A TRIBUTE TO THE LATE CHARLES SCHULTZ?

SHOULD SHE SKATE TO THE PEANUTS THEME? IN HER INTERPRETING OF CHARLIE BROWN, FALLS CAN ACTUALLY BE PART OF HER PROGRAM!

IS MY WIFE GOING TO KILL ME WHEN SHE COMES TO THIS BOARD?

WILL MR.ANGLEA75 BE IN THE DOG HOUSE UNTIL NEXT SEASON. WILL SNOOPY LET HIM LAY ON THE TOP OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH HIM.

WILL MR.ANGELA75 FORM A LONELY MKFers HUSBANDS CLUB WITH MR. ROSA AND MR. MICHELLESMOM.

Am I correct in assuming that Angela75's husband has used her user name and password to post above without her knowledge or consent? Shame on you!

[Beth2000]

That sounds like the typical male thing to do behind their wifes' back. J/K with ya.

[mano]

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET EXCHANGED IT'S NAME FOR A NEWER MORE GASEOUS PLANET?

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET GOTTEN TIRED OF ALL THE MK, TL, FSU EZBOARDS AND FOUND A MORE FERTILE GROUND?

HAS FSW JUST BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE GASEOUS PLANET UNDER THE GUISE OF SEVEN7?

DOES SEVEN REFER TO THE SEVENTH PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM?

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET FINALLY FOUND THE NAME THAT TOTALLY FITS ITS GASSY HEAD, THAT BEING URANUS?

DOES IT REALIZE THAT EVEN THOUGH IT DOWNGRADED ITSELF, IT'S STILL BEING MOONED 15 TIMES?

[Beth2000]

SEE MANO, YOU ARE STILL MICHELLE!

JUPITER MOONED 15 TIMES? I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE THEN THAT!

WILL MICHELLE TIE ALL HER MEDALS AROUND HER WAIST TO MAKE A SKIRT SO SHE CAN PERFORM "TWINE" AGAIN SO I CAN SEE IT TOO?

WILL ALL THOSE MEDALS WEIGH HER DOWN?

WILL THEY GIVE HER A MORE "WAIFISH" APPEARANCE?

WILL SHE STILL BE ABLE TO DO HER SPIRAL WITH HER MIDDLE SAGGING TO THE ICE DUE TO THE WEIGHT?

WILL MANO, BETH, ROSA, ET ALL THEN PROCEED TO STEAL HER NATIONAL TITLE?

ARE MK FANS THE *BEST*???

LOL this is toooooooooooooooooo funny guys!!!

STILL SHOUTING--
XOXOXO
Amelia

[mano]

WILL BETH REALIZE THAT THE GASEOUS PLANET FORMERLY KNOWN AS JUPITER OR TGPFKAJ IS NOW A SEVENTH PLANET THUS GOING BY THE NAME URANUS?

WILL BETH SHOOT AN ARROW WITH A CORN DOG ATTACHED TO TRY TO DEFLATE THE NEW SMALLER BUT JUST AS DENSE AND STILL GASEOUS PLANET?

IS IT BETTER TO GET MOONED 16 TIMES AS JUPITER OR 15 TIMES AS URANUS?

IS BETH ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THEN 'CAUSE AS URANUS THE GASEOUS PLANET IS STILL MOONED 16 TIMES?

BY THAT DO I MEAN THAT SINCE IT IS URANUS, IS IT MOONING ITSELF ALSO, THUS 15 MOONS + MOON ITSELF = 16 MOONS?

TO ANSWER AMELIA:

ONCE BETH, ROSA, MANO STEAL MICHELLE'S NATIONAL TITLE, WILL CRAZED MICHELLE FANS START A TOPIC ON FSW THAT SAYS "MICHELLE WUZ ROBBED"?

IS ANYTHING BETTER AS URANUS?

[Shallah]

ACK!!

HOW COULD SHALLAH GONE WITHOUT MKF LONG ENOUGH TO MISS THESE THREADS?

HOW COME NOBODY EMAILED ME ABOUT THEM? POLTIK! CONSPIRACY!

SHOULD MICHELLE KWAN DOESN'T BRANCH OUT AND SKATE IN NOTHING BUT STRAGICALLY PLACED GOLD MEDALS AT THE OLYMPICS?

HOW MANY 6.0S WILL MICHELLE GET IF SHE DOES THAT?

HOW MANY MORE WOULD SHE GET IF SHE DIDN'T STRAGICALLY PLACE THE MEDALS?

HOW WOULD MICHELLE DO WITH REVERSE PAIRS WITH LAURENT TOBEL?

IS MICHELLE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL STUPID BY USING UNKNOWN MUSIC?

DOES MICHELLE OVER USE HER SPRIAL? SHE SHOULD LEAVE IT OUT OF ALL HER PROGRAMS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, NEVER MIND IT IS A REQUIRED ELEMENT.

IF MICHELLE ATE NOTHING BUT CHILLI WOULD IT SPEED HER SKATING UP AROUND THE RINK OR WOULD IT JUST KNOCK THE JUDGES UNCONSCOUS?

IF MICHELLE ATE NOTHING BUT CHICKEN WOULD KFC HIRE HER TO DO COMMERICALS?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE KWAN FANS END TO END WOULD WE CIRCLE THE GLOBE?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE TROLLS ON FS BOARDS END TO END WOULD YOU WANT TO RUN OVER THEM WITH A TANK?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS ONE ON TOP OF ANOTHER WOULD YOU GET A REALLY BIG PILE OF SKATERS?

IF YOU ADDED ALL OF MICHELLES 6.0S TOGETHER WOULD YOU GET A REALLY BIG NUMBER?

SHOULD PEOPLE THROW HUBCAPS TO SKATERS AFTER PERFORMING INSTEAD OF FLOWERS AND STUFFED ANIMALS?

SHOULD SKATERS THROW HUBCAPS AT $PEEDY TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM?

SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE TONYA TO THROW HUBCAPS AT ANY JUDGES AT WORLDS WHO DON'T GIVE HER 6.0S?

SHOULD KWAN FANS HIRE TONYA TO THROW HUBCAPS AT NEWSPAPER SPORTS WRITERS WHO DON'T WRITE ABOUT MICHELLE'S SKATING EVENTS?

SHOULD KWAN FANS JUST THROW THE HUBCAPS THEMSELVES?

SHOULD I SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I RUN OUT OF TOPICS?

SHOULD I STOP WHILE I AM AHEAD?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THIS.

SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME.

I CAN'T STOP TYPING.

MY FINGERS WON'T STOP.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

SHOULD MICHELLE ENLIST TONYA HARDING'S AGENT FOR HERSELF?

COULD SHE GET A JOB SINGING AT BARS?

SHOULD SHE WORK ON THOSE OH-SO-FLABBY ARMS BY THROWING HUBCAPS?

SHOULD SHE GET SURYA BONALY TO BE HER CHOREOGRAPHER?

SHOULD SHE GET SURYA BONALY AND TONYA HARDING TO DESIGN HER COSTUMES?

IF MICHELLE WAS A HOTDOG (corndog?), WHAT CONDIMENTS WOULD YOU PUT ON HER?

WHO IS THE WORST "BABY BALLERINA" WANNA-BE?

IF MICHELLE LOST 20 POUNDS AND BECAME SEVERAL INCHES SHORTER, WOULD DICK BUTTON SING SONGS ABOUT HER?

WHAT SONG WOULD HE SING?

WOULD HE SING IT IN TUNE?

XOXOXOXOXO
AMELIA ooops I mean *Amelia*

THE JOVE GUY HIMSELF?

SHOULD THE GASEOUS PLANET BE TREATED AS SWEAR WORD, HENCE UR****?

UR****, MY****, OUR****

DOES TOM COLLINS DRINK TOM COLLINS?

IF OCTAVIO CINQUANTA WAS CUT IN HALF DOES HE BECOME OCTAVIO VENTICINQUE, A VERY SHORT GUY, 2 OCTAVIOS OR THE INCUMBENT ISU PREZ REELECTED TO UNPRECEDENTED NTH TERM?

BETH2000, BEFORE I CHANGE TO BETH-LESS PERSONAL PIC, PROMISE YOU WILL NOT SWITCH TO JARRETT'S PPICS EVER (COMPETITION SU***!!) :rollin g :rollin g :rollin g

MANO, HUWAG MO NAMAN INAAPI SI WEBGOD. IKAW NAMAN, O. NA WALA TULOY ANG KANYANG SITSPIN THREAD. BUMP KA NANG BUMP NANG LUMANG THREADS. AYYY!!! (TRANSLATION: WHAT IS YOUR ICQ #?)

[Beth2000]

CHEMY I SOLMENLEY SWEAR THAT I WILL NOT SWITCH TO JARRETTS' PICTURES. I CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE AND STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE