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May 22nd, 2000, 12:37 PM
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THE NEXT STUPID TROLL THREAD SUBJECT WILL BE...
<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> (Remember folks, while its OK to mock generically, no getting personal, and no mention of user names. Don't assign them any more importance than they deserve...) <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->
In the spirit of many of the ridiculous and/or offensive threads that have been posted here recently, and the equally lively responses they have received, here is your chance to say which stupid topic will be chosen next. After we receive all submissions, we'll take a vote and give you the top ten. I'll start. SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH TO THE MEN'S COMPETITION?... SHOULD TIMMY CALL OFF THE WEDDING?... _____(see preceding topic)______ WILL MICHELLE REALIZE SHE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MANO?... SHOULD MICHELLE TAKE UP TENNIS INSTEAD?... SHOULD MICHELLE FIRE LORI AND HIRE MICHAEL JACKSON AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?... SHOULD MICHELLE FIRE LORI AND HIRE LATOYA AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?... NEXT TIME, SHOULD FRANK OFFER THE HUNGARIAN JUDGE A CONDO IN TAHOE OR PLAIN CASH?... SHOULD A DOLLAR OF EVERY USFSA MEMBERSHIP BE CHANELLED INTO SW10025'S FLIP-LOOP ("Filthy Lucre for Influence Peddaling and to Lease an Olympic Official Program") FUND? SHOULD MICHELLE PLAY THE Q WHO RESCUES THE STARSHIP VOYAGER FROM THE DELTA QUADRANT?... SHOULD MICHELLE GIVE UP SKATING TO PLAY QUEEN AMIDALIA IN THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE?... <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> (we believe in equal air time for Star Trek and Star Wars fans) <!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> 
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#2
May 22nd, 2000, 12:39 PM
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Those are some crazy and funny topics!
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#3
May 22nd, 2000, 12:44 PM
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Should Michelle melt down her gold medals and make jewelry?
Should Michelle write a book about Tara Lipinski, since she has already written them about herself? Should Michelle quit skating and take up knitting? Should Michelle shave all her hair off and skate to Marilyn Manson? For a little variety. You're to much SW. 
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#6
May 22nd, 2000, 01:00 PM
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I like the Timmy calling off wedding thread.
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#7
May 22nd, 2000, 01:10 PM
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TaraLipinski87, you're supposed to make suggestions, too...
I thought of some more. Must have sci fi on the brain today: <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> STAR WARS <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> SHOULD LAURENT TOBEL PLAY JAR JAR BINKS IN STAR WARS PART II?... IS SPEEDY REALLY EMPEROR PALPATINE IN DISGUISE?... WHICH SKATER WOULD MAKE THE BEST REPLACEMENT FOR DARTH MAUL?... WHICH ISU OFFICIAL WOULD MAKE THE BEST REPLACEMENT FOR DARTH MAUL?... DID ELVIS STOJKO REALLY DO ALL THE STAR WARS STUNT WORK?... DID PASHA GRISHUK BREAK UP LUKE SKYWALKER'S PARENTS?... <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> STAR TREK <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> WAS KATARINA WITT THE INSPIRATION FOR 7 OF 9'S FIGURE?... IS NEELIX TOO FAT TO WIN A GOLD MEDAL?... DOES BEING A TRILL HOST AUTOMATICALLY PREVENT YOU FROM COMPETING AS A SINGLES SKATER?... SHOULD CAPTAIN PICARD DUMP COMMANDER RIKER?... WILL SEVEN OF NINE REPRESENT THE BORG OR EARTH AT THE NEXT INTERGALACTIC OLYMPICS?... DID MICHELLE STEAL SEVEN OF NINE'S CATSUIT?... WILL THE BORG CHILDREN MASTER THE QUAD LUTZ AND KNOCK CAPTAIN JANEWAY OFF THE TOP OF THE PODIUM?.. (I know, I know, I'm a nut, but a harmless one...)
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#8
May 22nd, 2000, 01:14 PM
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DID CAPTAIN JANEWAY STEAL MICHELLE'S BUN?
SHOULD PLUSHY PLAY ANNIKIN (THE FUTURE DARTH VADER) OPPOSITE MK'S QUEEN AMADAHLA? (MK as Queen Amadahla. I can see it.)
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#9
May 22nd, 2000, 01:58 PM
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Should Michelle hire Jeff Galoolie & the boys as her body gaurds?
Should Michelle hire Tonya Harding as her coach and overall advisor? Should Michelle divorce her parents?
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#10
May 22nd, 2000, 02:08 PM
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Should Michelle change her name to the "skater formerly known as Michelle"
Should Tonya Harding design all of Michelle's costumes Should Michelle start eating conrdogs three times a day
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#11
May 22nd, 2000, 02:18 PM
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hehe, those are all really funny!
I like this one: Next time, should Frank give the hungraian judge a condo in Tahoe or just plain cash. hehe, that was funny!
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#13
May 22nd, 2000, 02:27 PM
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Oh shucks Beth - they seem to be soooooo inspirational!
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#14
May 22nd, 2000, 02:38 PM
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WILL PEGGY FLEMING EVER STOP BEING SO DARNED *NICE*?!?!...
WILL DICK BUTTON STOP CALLING THEM 'BABY BALLERINAS' AND START CALLING THEM 'BABY BORG'?... SHOULD MR. BUTTON GIVE UP HIS DAY JOB TO BECOME A LOUNGE LIZARD?... WILL TERRY GANNON BECOME A LAS VEGAS ODDSMAKER?... SHOULD TONYA HARDING BECOME A DISCUS THROWER?... WILL TONYA'S CELLMATE WRITE A TELL-ALL BOOK?... WILL NANCY HIRE TONYA TO COACH HER SON MATTHEW?... SHOULD KATIA HIRE TONYA TO COACH HER DAUGHTER DARIA?... SHOULD MANO HIRE TONYA AS A COACH?... SHOULD MR. BUTTON DO A PLAYBOY SPREAD?... <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> _____(ick, ick, ick, I know...)_____ <!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
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#15
May 22nd, 2000, 03:31 PM
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ROTFLOL sw10025!!!
I was trying to figure out how you managed to type all that without being a GASEOUS PLANET at all. Must be contageous. I like everything with ME of-course.
Let me see, come on, right after the 3axle, there has to be a topic of: WHO WILL BE THE FIRST LADY TO LAND A QUAD ANYTHING? WILL MICHELLE BE ABLE TO DO JUSTICE SKATING TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BLACK AND WHITE" WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MORPH LIKE MANO? Eek, can't compare to you sw, I bow to your superior Gaseous Planet knowledge!!! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!!!
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#16
May 22nd, 2000, 03:39 PM
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LOL!!!!!sw10025-Uncle Dickie in a playboy spread?!?!?!?!
That is just too much ROTFLOL! I can't stand it! That is hilarious!i vote that one as the next question
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#17
May 22nd, 2000, 03:47 PM
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WILL THE MOON BE IN IT'S SEVENTH HOUR?
WILL THE GASEOUS PLANET ALIGN WITH MARS? WILL PEACE SURROUND THE PLANETS? WILL THIS BE THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS? LOOK MANO - ALL CAPS!!!!!
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#18
May 22nd, 2000, 04:03 PM
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Mano
Who you calling a GASEOUS PLANET?!?!?! I take umbrage at that remark! I may be many things, impolite, lazy, jaded, suffering from an excess of ennui and a lack of pecuniary success, sarcastic, born to mock, pedantic, prosaic, prone to anything from alliteration to onomatopeia, obsessive compulsive, even, but the two things I have never been are
taciturn; and a GASEOUS PLANET!!!
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#19
May 22nd, 2000, 04:10 PM
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LOL....you are ALL LUNATICS!!!
My turn...WILL MKF BECOME THE MK COMEDY CHANNEL? (off to a good start on this one!) WILL MANO TAKE HAIRDRESSING TIPS FROM THE MISTRESS OF BAD HAIR DAYS ANNOUNCER? ok.....I need to work on my funniness, but I tried!
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#20
May 22nd, 2000, 04:22 PM
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Boo, hiss, hiss...
just say no to Onomatopeia, I hope I spelled that right. I'm an oxyMORON myself. The latter most of the time. Hey Mordecai, glad you have decided to join LUNATICS are us.
All Apologies, sw10025. But I didn't say you were a GASEOUS PLANET. I said you have vast superior knowledge of them. There is a difference. But being strong in the force that you are...and the fact that your socks are always wet, I figured you are from the DAGOBAH system. Remember, beware of Athletes Foot.
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#21
May 23rd, 2000, 05:45 AM
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THESE ARE HYSTERICAL....
You folks are sooooo funny and way out of my league on hitting the "Funny Bone!" I haven't spent much time over here and see that that is a big mistake on my part!
Here are a few more: SHOULD MICHELLE VISIT TONYA HARDING IN JAIL AND DROP OFF COPIES OF "The Winning Attitude" AND "Heart of a Champion"? SHOULD OFFICIALS AT TONYA'S JAIL FORCE HER TO READ MICHELLE'S BOOKS AT LEAST THREE TIMES? SHOULD OFFICIALS AT TONYA'S JAIL REQUIRE HER TO PASS A TEST ON MICHELLE'S BOOKS BEFORE RELEASING HER? SHOULD DANNY AND ESTELLE WRITE A BOOK ON RAISING HAPPY, WELL-ADJUSTED CHILDREN AND SEND IT TONYA'S MOM?
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#22
May 23rd, 2000, 06:55 AM
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hee hee, I'll bite.
SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH WARDROBES WITH PHILIPPE CANDELORO?
WILL MICHELLE GET A BEEHIVE DO TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES WHO PREFER THE MORE TRADITIONAL APPEARANCE? WILL MICHELLE GIVE UP SKATING TO PLAY ALONGSIDE DAVID DUCHOVNY IN THE NEW X FILES AS "ASIAN SCULLY"? (She's got the hair going) (No offense guys, I happen to be asian)
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#23
May 23rd, 2000, 07:14 AM
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Re: Got another one
SHOULD TONYA HARDING WRITE A BOOK "HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD USES FOR HUBCAPS"
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#24
May 23rd, 2000, 07:36 AM
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Re: Got another one
SHOULD TONYA, HER MOM, JEFF GILOOLY, THE BODY GUARD KNEE-WHACKER, AND THE TARGET OF THE HUB CAP APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER AND DUKE IT OUT???
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#25
May 23rd, 2000, 07:49 AM
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Too Funny!
You folks are waaaaayyyy too funny! Inspired by Jupe's latest post, how about:
SHOULD ANGELA SKATE TO BULGARIAN MUSIC? SHOULD TARA SKATE TO POLISH MUSIC? SHOULD NICOLE SKATE TO CZECH MUSIC? SHOULD SASHA SKATE TO RUSSIAN MUSIC? SHOULD TONYA SKATE TO THE THEME MUSIC OF THE SITCOM ROSANNE? >>Mokey Cat "freakin Tara fan(atic) and three pennies away from the funny farm"<<
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