MK at Skate America(another story)

[GMAN]

Here is another story about MK.

Terry Gannon-Welcome to Skate America.Here we are all in for the short programs tonight.We have a lot of people in the stands cheering for Michelle Kwan(people in the backround saying "Go Go Go Michelle!!")Well it`s about time for Michelle to skate with her group here we have Dick Button and what do you think about the Competition?

Dick-It`s all about overall ahhh!!!!

Peggy-What`s going on?

Terry-People are jumping on the ice saying go Michelle!!

peggy-Intresting

Terry-There very loud.

Dick-Someone almost made me fall on the ice!

Peggy-are you ok Dick?

Dick-What?

Terry-Lets get on with are show here.The police are here and there saying go back in the stands and they finally are!

Dick-I`ll start again!it`s about overall ahh!!!

Terry-Stop saying that!Your annoying me!

Dick-People are getting on my back Terry I can`t help it!

Peggy-Please everyone settle down!

Dick-Well why don`t you!

Peggy-That`s just mean Dick!!You are such a..

(Michelle comes out on the ice)
Michelle-What`s going on?

(the audience is running to Michelle)

Police officer-EVERYONE GET IN YOUR SETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(audience saying fine,you don`t have to yell that loud and all that kind of stuff)

Represtenting the United States Michelle Kwan!(crowd yelling and clapping very loudly)

Terry-You people are such a pain!

Dick-Were on the air Terry!

Terry(smiles in the camera)here`s Michelle Kwan,20 years old and skating to ...............

Peggy-This is a great piece for Michelle

Dick-She`s biggening with the 3lutz/2loop...she`s leaning!

To Be Continued....

[mano]

LOL, I can imagine Terry Gannon saying that. Great story. BTW, don't forget to put all your "to be continued stories" here 'cause it's easier to follow in one thread instead of hopping around in 2 or 3 threads.

[GMAN]

Love your title I`ll do that mano

[Sharon]

You are so funny!

[GMAN]

Dick-She two foots the lutz!

Peggy-That`s to bad

Terry-You guys are soo dumb saying "Oh Michelle that`s to bad"It`s just SKATING!!!!!!!!!

Peggy-Well why don`t you just shut your mouth!

Terry-People are here in america watching this and your here fighting!

Peggy-You started it!

Dick-Now here 3toe

peggy-No.It`s a 3loop!

Terry-No.It`s a 3lutz!!

All three of them-it`s a 3flip

Terry-You guys are always wrong!

Dick-You shouldn`t be talking Terry!!

Peggy-Lets get on with the skating here.

Dick-Great!Michelle`s performance is over now because you guys where talking!

Peggy-You were talking Dick!!

Terry-anyway,here`s her marks 5.1-5.8

peggy-That Hungarain judge to give Michelle a 5.1!

Terry-Man Peggy!!It`s ok!!A 5.1 is good to me!!

Peggy-You are such a pain!Everyone here is a pain!!!

Dick-Here are the results of the short program...

1.Sarah Hughes
2.Michelle Kwan
3.Viktoria Volchkova
4.Mikkklene Keirkggard


Next day......

terry-Welcome to skate america the long program here!

Dick-Here is Michelle Kwan skating to .......

Peggy-This will be a great performance!

Terry-Know lets not fight everyone!!

Dick-Stop making that snorting nose Terry!!

Terry-You said **** when Maria Butraskaya fell on the ice at the 1998 worlds!! on television!!!

Peggy-Where fighting again!

Dick-Just shut up everyone!!!Michelle opens with a 3lutz/3toe......great and clean!Nice and clean

3 1/2 minutes later....

Terry-I`m sorry guys!!

Dick-It`s ok terry!!I`m sorry too!!!!(Terry and Dick crying and huging each other)

Peggy-I`m sorry too!!(they all are huging and crying)

Dick-Where a happy family again right?

Terry-right!

Peggy-right agian!!

Dick-Michelle skated amazing!!!

Terry-Here marks for technical Merit...5.9 to a perfect 6.0!!!!!And presintation......5 6.0`s!!!!

Peggy-Wow!!

Dick-A great night of skating!!!

Terry-Kwan wins!!!

1.Michelle Kwan
2.Sarah Hughes
3.Irina N.
4.Viktoria Volchkova

Thank you for joining us!!

[barang]

gman- can you imagine them arguing like this on tv?