Michelle at the GPF

GMAN · #1 November 20th, 2000, 02:30 PM

Terry - Hello and welcome to the GPF...
Beth chewing gum. Beth - I want to commentate(She takes the microphone from Terry)
Terry - Okay.
Beth - Hi and welcome to GPF. Lets get on to the show.
Terry - That's not how you do it. First you say "Welcome to the GPF." Then say like here we have a battle with Irina and Michelle going for the gold and talk about them and maybe Maria.
Beth - Okay. "Michelle and Irina are battling for the gold. Maybe Maria."
Terry - Bu..
Beth - No! I'm the commentator! So you can leave!
Terry - Well okay but I'm staying here. I bought these tickets!
Peggy - Well hi Beth. Maria Butraskaya has had..
Mano comes in. Mano - hey, I'm with Beth and I'm taking your place.
Peggy - Um.. Why?
Mano - Because I want to! Is that a hard question!(Rolls eyes)
Peggy - Well sorry!!! Did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed today?
Mano - Okay Peggy.(In a snotty why) Sorry!! This is my job now lady! Let it go!!!
Peggy - Make me!!
Mano - Okay!! You wanny fight!
Peggy - Yeah! I'd like to see you try!
Dick - Were on live TV.
Mano - Were busy right now would you leave us along?
Dick - Okay toostie!
Mano - How rude!
Beth - Lets begin the commentary please!!
barang - Hey Dick. I'll pay you to get in to commentate?
Dick - for how much?
barang - Lets put it this way. More than a pop and less then 1 million dollars.
Dick - So what would that be.
barang - Tell you later!
Beth - We need to watch Michelle know!
Peggy - Hey, I never said I wanted to leave!!
Terry - Me either!
Mano - Do you have microphones? No!!! I have a microphone!
barang - Yeah!
Beth - So were the commentators know!!
Dick - Oh yeah?
barang - Yeah!

To be continued...