Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XXXIII (Warning: Long Load

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Skatingfan
For first time visitors WELCOME. This is 100% fan fiction. Fan fictioners agree to start a new chapter whenever the thread grows to 80 messages long. We also agree to never discuss this fan fiction material outside of Fan Fiction Land, i.e. we do not post any of this in rssif, FSW, or other threads in this MK forum etc. [Or the PK Forum] Fan fictioners are in the process of producing a play on MK and PK - Paul Kariya the captain of Mighty Ducks. The genius writer is Mano, contributing writers are Kooky, Yingshan (who is also the set designer), Wonder, A-Chan, and Littlepebbles. Chemy is the photographer. Magenta is the ultimate matchmaker, and the rest are managers of this co. I come here just to chill out. Sometimes we refer to MK as 6.0 b/c of the unprecedented # of perfect 6.0s she earned, and PK as #9, he wears #9.

Yingshan
To New Comers: Welcome to our fantasyland! The purpose of this place is for us to have some fun with our favorite skater: Michelle Kwan. We weave fictional accounts and speculations into very skimpy facts. So you'll be in serious trouble if you take what we say here seriously. And everything we say here are for your and our eyes only. None of this should be repeated elsewhere on the USNET, e.g. RSSIF, FSW.... [Or the PK Forum!!!!!]

We're creating a romance novel/movie script. It's temporarily named "Ice to Ice" (I like "Icy Affairs" better). The leads are Michelle Kwan ("6.0") and Mighty Ducks captain Paul Kariya (#9). No, we don't know whether there's anything going on between them. We pick them to write because we think they make a perfect couple. [And not only because they're both Asian, or Asian and 1/2 Asian!] The main screen writer is Mano. I'm the producer/editor. My partner in production is Magenta. Chemy is our photographer. Wonder is my co-editor. Skatingfan is our sound whiz. Blizzard is our art director. Kooky and annabelle are on our contributing writing team. Littlepebbles is our director.

Welcome to stay and watch our creative process. But please obey our confidentiality rule. We don't want our brilliant ideas being pirated.

One More Criteria.....
for anyone who wants to read here:

YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR!

Mano
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Without further ado...(drum roll)
May I present the stars of the show...
Paul Kariya (not Pretty Boy Bush) and Michelle Kwan (Standing Ovation)
[ALL REAL (except PK's right hand in pic #2)]
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ABSolute Role Models!!!

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As the photosplicer responsible for the above pics, Chemy, would say "You are now in BFFF channel"

The above disclaimer was paid for by the Friends of Michelle & Paul (AKA FOMP) a non-profit (and I mean non as in non-existent, right Yingshan?) organization.
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This is lp here:
Not that PK fans aren't welcome, they are as long as they don't show up trolling, send threatening e-mails, or go running back to the PK forum bashing us and Michelle. Cause unfortunately all that stuff has happened. Hope everyone enjoys our antics but watch out for Yingshan, she bites sometimes!

[mano]

Anywho, according to Jarrett, Michelle will soon have her own website at MichelleKwan.com. Get this, I wondered what I would get if I went to PaulKariya.com and this is what I got:

www.paulkariya.com/

Make of it what you will, LOL!!!

[Sharon]

What's up with that? There can't be more than one PK can there? Well anyway, he has to be a hero right? I mean, we wouldn't fix Michelle up with a <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> bum!<!--EZCODE BOLD END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->

PS> yes, thanks lp!

Hey dudette, and friend, I map out the distance b/w the pond and the Disney bookstore for you. Time to write a story right?

Here you go. According to yahoo map form the pond to 3333 Bristol ave is 11.6 miles and 14 minutes. If #9 is reading here are the directions.

From the pond to to S. douglas rd, then take CA -57S, then take I-5 South/CA 22 east ramp, merge into I-5 S, take CA-55 south ramp, merge into CA-55 S, take I-405 North ramp, take I-405 N, take Bristol st exit, turn right onto Bristol.

A story please Mano or else the other side of the carrot is..........

[Sharon]

carrot, what carrot? Me and my small brain missed something.

6.0 is on her way to destination Kennewick, through SEATLE. The past 2 weeks has been exciting and busy. First there was the minor crash with GP. His car was totalled, so he begged for a ride with her and Ron to Dr. Phil's clinic opening ceremony. At the clinic those 2 guys were literally fighting over her. Ron thought that was amusing, but 6.0 felt a bit unease being the center of their attention. Then she took the short trip to Sydney and saw Summer Olympics. Ahh..., something about first crush/love that is so sweet and special, now she is on her way to SEATLE. 6.0 looks out the window of the plane and sees a beautiful sky with clouds in the shape of a duck. She quickly pinches herself to refocus on SEATLE..............

[Sharon]

very cute skatingfan ! Thanks!

that MK is ONLY signing books at the disney store at south coast plaza? i mean, PK lives in orange county and he may just HAPPEN to bump into her at the disney store, maybe go to the rain forest cafe for some lunch and stuff...wow what a coincidence. he he he...Coincidence or not? you decide. =)

[mano]

From the PK Yahoo club before it became the Catfight club:

Paul's shopping store jmlvptk
(F/So. Cali) 8/25/00 4:53 pm
My sister work for Bernini at South Coast Mall, her boss told her that Paul shops there during Christmas or around December. My sister also told me that her boss is a friend of Viktor Kosloz. And that he plays hockey with him during the offseason. I don't know where they play but its cool that my sister knows somebody who is a friend of a hockey player. Too bad though that my sister won't be working at Bernini during Christmas because my sister will be attending UCLA next month. Well, I thought you guys want to know where Paul also shops and what kind of clothings he wears. Oh, by the way, he also shops at Ralph Lauren. =)

Re: Paul's shopping store JODEpk89
(17/F/California) 8/25/00 9:37 pm
As long as we're on the subject of shopping, my classmate's brother works at South Coast Plaza in the Georgio Armani Emporio store. He said that Paul shops there once in a while for his suits and he has helped him a couple times.I guess he likes to shop at South Coast. Looks like there's another place to hang out.

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Sigh, here's to hoping he got himself a dapper Armani outfit. Would love to see both MK and PK in Armani. Classy, elegant and understated.

[mano]

Paul Kariya suspended indefinitely for slashing a player from the Minnesota Wild on Friday's game. He may miss a couple of games. I just hope he'll be back by Oct. 16 for the Ducks game vs the Rangers 'cause I hope to be there. Otherwise, I become a scalper for the night.

Okay, paranoia working overtime here regarding PK slashing incident. I'm thinking that he got wind about us writing stuff about him and he's fed up with us so he took one look at the guy from opposing team, it reminded him of us BFFFers 'cause he was a beefy looking fellow and said, "there's the beef!" then proceeded to slash the guy. What think you???

PK saw this Gavey guy as "mano" so he SMACK his head real hard.

yingshan, interesting to hear what you heard on Karen Kwan's alleged engagement. Wasn't she wearing a ring at The Cell Premiere? Somebody posted at MKChat that she is working in NY.

Suspension means a chance to go to skate america?

[mano]

Isn't that like at the end of October? LOL, if that was the case, PK is going to have major coniptions 'cause he didn't deserve more than a slashing minor and two minutes in the sin box. The guy, Aaron Gavey, should have been called for a penalty too, since he was trying to slew foot Kariya. Scary stuff, PK could have ended up with a broken leg or something. Problem is, the action wasn't captured on tape so it's PK's word against the ref. They expect a hearing today and we'll know by then what the verdict is. I say, just let the man play. Fine him, give him one day suspension which he served last Saturday and then just let the man play. PK hopes to be in the roster for Friday's opener against the Wild.

As for seeing MK compete, he'll have lots of time for that, but I don't expect that to happen unless her comp happens to be in the same vicinity he and his team are playing in and he has a day off or something. Otherwise, I'm hoping he just has an extreme desire to go shopping tomorrow and accidentally bump into Michelle at South Coast Plaza.

Hi, all my "subjects", please check out my web site at:

www.bridaldesigner.com

I uploaded it yesterday and took me quite a while to figure out how to access to it (all the overwriting and rights stuff) from other systems. I need to know how it looks on all different systems. The pictures don't look as sharp as they show in their original file. But I want to make sure the fonts, layout, background look all right on your system. Please check it out and let me know how they look and how they load. Does the home page load too slowly? I'm worried about it. The domain tells everything, it's my bridal gown design site. It has lots of my design sketches and some of the gowns I made.

P. S. Incentive for you to check out my site: There were pictures of me on it. :-)

[mano]

Great site!!! I love it. Talk about giving Vera Wang a run for her money. If I ever get married, expect an order from me. LOL regarding leaving the Bridal magazines at the door. That's so me, 'cause I have tons of Brides and Modern Brides magazines. Not that I'm going to get married or anything, just like to look through them 'cause I'm big on wishful thinking. Oh and if you're wondering if I ever see Michelle in any of those gowns and Paul in those tuxedos when I look through these magazines? So guilty as charged, I am! It's pathetic.

BTW, is that what's been keeping you so busy all summer? Does that mean we can expect more participation from you in BFFF now that you don't have to worry about making your site and all that? Should I expect being crispified anytime soon?

Just posting that Kariya's suspension is over. The man is going to play so no worries. 'Bout time I say.

dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/..._dc_1.html

YS, Jasmine is the national or a very popular flower of the Philippines? I think a natural progression from bridal design will be designer baby clothes. Little swans and ducklings need nice clothes.

Your dresses are beautiful!! You have such a talent for designing them

Thanks for the compliments!!! Yeah, the site is the thing that keeps me busy for almost six months. I'm also house hunting. Believe it or not, I'm house hunting in PK's neighborhood. Boy, can I keep an eye on him if I get the house I'm waiting for. I'll write another chapter to the "Butterfly" series sometimes next week. And yes, mano, you can expect to be crispified more. SK, we have to make sure MK wears my design on her wedding day first before we can move onto baby swans, right? Amelia, why "dagger in Gwendal's heart"? I like him. Don't kill him, okay?

[mano]

I found the article about how the Ducks handle their mail. Gots to thank Kariya's Korner webmistress hockeylander for that. So for those who got pics from PK and TS, what think you?

www.geocities.com/kariyas...smail.html

Here's an excerpt from Teemu Selanne:
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote>Quote:<hr> If Paul and I answered our own mail, we wouldn't do anything else," Selanne said. "So if somebody sends a normal fan letter that says, 'Good luck and could you please sign this,' then I probably won't see it. But if there's a real interesting story or something to do with a sick person, then I'll see that letter and we'll try to do something."<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->

So...does does being sick in the head count or something?

Edit: Oh hey, weird wild stuff I found browsing through the Ducks roster from stuff:

Paul's line-mates Steve Rucchin and Teemu Selanne are both July babies too like Michelle. Rooch's DOB is 7/4/71 and Teemu's DOB is 7/3/70. They have great chemistry together as a line. Imagine the chemistry between MK and PK?

And get this, center Tony Hrkac's DOB is 7/7/66, same B-day as Michelle's. Also, newly acquired center German Titov's DOB is 10/16/65, same B-day as Paul's. Oh, and since Rooch is injured, Titov will be center for Paul and Teemu in tomorrow night's game. Totally weird wild stuff. Okay, back to work...

[Sharon]

Your site is wonderful . I really appreciate the variety of styles you show. It loaded pretty fast for me too, and I looked at almost all the pages. If you get that house you talked about, you better be prepared for some guests !

Sorry. I'm not planning on having a guest bed room. I'm going to need one room for my office and one for my work room. Anyone who wants to stay has to either sleep on my great room's floor or on sofa. Of course, if an attractive man comes along...

Ah yes, BFFF paparazzi spotted our couple at a recent film premiere....

www.geocities.com0/Toky...pkprem.jpg

[Apologies to photo owners. Pic expires in 2 days]

Be right back for more. Is that Yingshan?

[Sharon]

You are always way too good chemy ! Toady I was at a car wash about 90 miles from my home, and about 20 miles from the pond, waiting for my husband's truck to be finished, when I noticed a hockey ad on a newpaper stand. I just had to check it out and it was none other than #9 all by himself in the center with just a smidgen of his opponents on the edges. I was laughing that I even looked that I can't remember what the words were !

[mano]

Too bad we can't see the leather pants of PK. Sorry I've been out of touch for a while but we actually moved this weekend, or rather moved most of our stuff this weekend and I'm less than a week away from being a New Joysee resident. It's been a rather hectic last few days...I hate moving. That plus my monitor is messed up that I have to hit it to see something. I haven't ICQ nor emailed anybody so apologies if you've not heard from me.

BTW, I finally got my tickets to the Rangers vs Ducks game for Monday Oct. 16. Word to the wise, get your tix early if you plan to watch a Rangers game and don't procrastinate else you end up sitting in the boondocks. Now I have to buy a telescope or something just to see the action, sigh.

Chemy, more PK pics from Kariya's Korner. These are the ones with Teemu, Paul and Luc Robitaille (from the Kings no less) at Monday Night Live. I was hoping PK would make like MK and wear leather like she did last year. Oh well.

photos.yahoo.com/bc/kariy...12&.src=ph