BFFF : Chapter twenty seven

Time for a new chapter the other thread takes too long to load . LittlePebles please hurry here with your banner.

Hmmmm............., now that the handsome, rich and talented maestro Joshua Bell is also in the 50 list, shouldn't the MD get his acts together?

[mano]

Dude, skatingfan, I can't believe it. Got tired of the Roman Numerals eh? Shucks I was hoping we get to Chapter MD someday

BTW, from NY Newsday apparently there are still trade rumors going around for Teemu Selanne or the break-up of the Dynamic Duo. I hope that's not true, but either or, I better finish up my Ice Age Cometh gig else I'll run out of players from the MD. I...just...can't...get...myself...to write it all down yet. Hope I still remember where I was going with the story.

Guys, and gals this is off season, and there is no sightings of Mk/PK yet, here is something for you.
Go to rssif and check out that ridiculous thread about 50 most u*****t people thread. There is a story going on there, not about Mk that much, but Tim G is mentioned by a poster Villapauda. Have fun.

[Sharon]

skatingfan, can you post the link please? I only go there if someone mentions a thread here. THANK YOU!

Couldn't find that post skatingfan, but did find another and I find it amazing that someone can call Michelle fat...thanks for the details about your name Mano, I did get some rest but I'm still not fully alert...

[annabelle]

could someone post a link for rssif please? im curious....

It's a newsgroup, so you have to have a newsreader to read it. If you have one in your browser, you can click on this link: <a href=news:rec.sport.skating.ice.figure>rec.sport.s kating.ice.figure</a>

I've never linked a newsgroup before, so it might not work.

Someone has copied and pasted all the posts together, so when the story is done, I can post the link over here or copy it over.

Sorry about not posting the required elements, my computer is away for upgrading and won't be back until either later tonight or tomorrow.

Sorry guys, I still do not know how to make links. Anyway that rssif story seemed to grind to a stop now.

I guess you have all got a copy of People right?
Our girl rocks, she is the most beautiful of them all.
IMO Joshua is second tht is of course bias opinion.
You need to check out the Olympic beauty section too. I kept thinking who could be Mr. Summer olys Seatle. The closest one I could think of is that Fl swimming guy. Mr. L.A. looks good too, but he already has a gf. I guess #9 is still the #1 pick for our Michelle.

I have noticed Mr. Summer Olympics 200 being mentioned several times but I have no clue who you're talking about or how it came up...please tell me.

[mano]

Skatingfan just loves to mention that Seattle Olys guy all the time to bug me, I think. Last year, prior to Nationals, Phil Hersh was doing one of his auditions for the National Enquirer type of article. He basically said that Michelle didn't have a boyfriend yet, but had her eye on a Seattle Olympics hopeful. Threw all of us BFFFers in a tizzy. What a nightmare that was.

Anywho, you know you're obsessed with the idea of MK/PK for so long that you think your new neice looks like the spitting image of MK and PK's future daughter. That and you think you have two cousins who could pass for the not so good looking versions of PK.

Littlepebbles, hope you get your computer in working order again so you can finish your Mulan story. I know, I know, I'm guilty of something too. I'll get there don't worry.

I only bring up Mr. S.O. Seatle when there are no MD stories here. Hint,hint.

You guys have to excuse me now while I gush, I just came from surfing clug tiger, I LOVE THAT TIGER. What a level headed young person. I can't wait to see his match play with Sergio in "Bighorn" TX.

I know I said my computer would be back Friday or Saturday, but there were some problems with the upgrading and I didn't get it back until late last night.

I have so good news that Kooky has not fallen off the earth. I had sent her an e-mail and she e-mailed me back. She said her work has been "pretty horrendous" and she works for a software company and they are getting ready to release to the customers and she'll be buried until September. She is also meeting up with Chemy and some others at COI in San Jose in a few weeks. BTW, she said 3X4 doesn't seem like Michelle's type.

Now that I have my pc back, I will post the RE.

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For first time visitors WELCOME. This is 100% fan fiction. Fan fictioners agree to start a new chapter whenever the thread grows to 80 messages long. We also agree to never discuss this fan fiction material outside of Fan Fiction Land, i.e. we do not post any of this in rssif, FSW, or other threads in this MK forum etc. [Or the PK Forum] Fan fictioners are in the process of producing a play on MK and PK - Paul Kariya the captain of Mighty Ducks. The genius writer is Mano, contributing writers are Kooky, Yingshan (who is also the set designer), Wonder, A-Chan, and Littlepebbles. Chemy is the photographer. Magenta is the ultimate matchmaker, and the rest are managers of this co. I come here just to chill out. Sometimes we refer to MK as 6.0 b/c of the unprecedented # of perfect 6.0s she earned, and PK as #9, he wears #9.

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To New Comers: Welcome to our fantasyland! The purpose of this place is for us to have some fun with our favorite skater: Michelle Kwan. We weave fictional accounts and speculations into very skimpy facts. So you'll be in serious trouble if you take what we say here seriously. And everything we say here are for your and our eyes only. None of this should be repeated elsewhere on the USNET, e.g. RSSIF, FSW.... [Or the PK Forum!!!!!]

We're creating a romance novel/movie script. It's temporarily named "Ice to Ice" (I like "Icy Affairs" better). The leads are Michelle Kwan ("6.0") and Mighty Ducks captain Paul Kariya (#9). No, we don't know whether there's anything going on between them. We pick them to write because we think they make a perfect couple. [And not only because they're both Asian, or Asian and 1/2 Asian!] The main screen writer is Mano. I'm the producer/editor. My partner in production is Magenta. Chemy is our photographer. Wonder is my co-editor. Skatingfan is our sound whiz. Blizzard is our art director. Kooky and annabelle are on our contributing writing team. Littlepebbles is our director.

Welcome to stay and watch our creative process. But please obey our confidentiality rule. We don't want our brilliant ideas being pirated.

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for anyone who wants to read here:

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Without further ado...(drum roll)
May I present the stars of the show...
Paul Kariya and Michelle Kwan (Standing Ovation)
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Not that PK fans aren't welcome, they are as long as they don't show up trolling, send threatening e-mails, or go running back to the PK forum bashing us and Michelle. Cause unfortunately all that stuff has happened. Hope everyone enjoys our antics and don't be scared of Yingshan, she only bites on Tuesdays. :oÞ

Note: It used to be Yingshan only bit on Tuesdays, but she has made it known that she bites when she is in the mood, so watch out for her.

[mano]

it's about time!!! Better late than never, eh? Thanks Littlepebbles for the required elements. Place is like normal now. Glad Kooky is alright!!!

Oh, I feel so down, I haven't written anything yet and I'm so down. Yingshan is going to crispify me soon, gotta hide!!!

Kjesse, where art thou, kjesse?!? We miss you too!!! Hope everything is okay with you too.

And where's Chemy. We miss you too!!! We need spliced pics galore...BTW, did you ever get my email?

Okay, done lamenting. Got to get back to work. Teemu Selanne is a nominee for the Lady Byng trophy again this year, I doubt he's going to win it. The NHL Awards is on June 15 and will be shown on ESPN2. The theme is something to do with "Excellence". Here's to hoping our excellent girl, Michelle, will be invited to present this year. Here's also hoping PK will be her date. Man, wishful thinking is still in full gear. Aside from the MK/PK pic we had for Christmas, we really didn't hear anything remotely close to MK being in any hockey game...except for the pre-season one against the Kings and PK didn't even play. Sigh.

Here comes the frying pan...

I haven't finished my chapter one neither. I wrote almost 500 words last Saturday, but it's far from done and I don't want to post partial chapter. I'd like to edit the whole chapter after I finish it. I even changed the lead's name after I wrote the 500 words. Names are important. No, I didn't name her Michelle.

6.0 and #9 aren't really uncooperative, are they? Michelle, BFFFers are hungry for whatever crumbs you can throw us. We need some news!

N o joke, Tim left Cleveland, he is considering either Frank Carroll in El Segundo,or C. Fassi of Lake A. He starts touring COI today, and will spend the next 14 days on tour thinking and finalizint the decision.

Tim, if you are reading I like you, I WISH YOU WILL CHOOSE
FASSI.
Frank's attention will be diverted to Tim, sorry guys, I am too protective of MK, and I am not even thinking fan fictioin.

This is urgent, I am going to sacrifice chicken, tofu, or even fast for Tim to make the right choice, and that is Fassi.

[mano]

Oh, Crud!!! Dagnabit!!! What the?!? Skatingfan, please, please, please say it isn't so and this is your prostinated version of April Fool's day!!! Either or, Michelle still goes to Lake Arrowhead on Weekends and man this is so not good. Let me guess, he's going to continue his education at UCLA too, right? Okay, I think I'm going to throw up!!! Okay, how obvious is Timmy trying to be??? I'm pretty sure he's going to ask Frank 'cause hey, Lori is already his choreographer, I'm going to hurl!!! Sure, sure, he wants to be the best and is using MK's formula, but I think he's trying to get MK too!!! Oh somebody tell me this is a major joke. Pretty soon you all might have to call me extra up-chuck 'cause not even Linda Blair threw up so much!!!

Sigh...guess I have a new villain now. Oh PAUL!!! WHAT THE H*CK IS TAKING YOU SO LONG. THIS GUY IS GOING TO TOUR WITH YOUR GIRL AND PROBABLY TRAIN WITH HER TOO!!! DO SOMETHING PUHLEASE!!! Attention all the people going to the Anaheim COI, please bring your TG Repellent spray. If you don't have any, Lysol disinfectant will do, thanks!!!

Okay, I'll be fine. Medication, medication is good. Excuse me!!!

Hi, everyone. I've never posted here before, but I enjoy reading your stories. They're great.
Skatingfan, where did you hear about Tim's relocation to CA? Is it really true? I HAVE to know. I mean, I have nothing against Tim, but MK and PK are such a perfect match. How did you guys come up with PK in the first place, anyway? What would happen to BFFF if Tim trains with Frank, goes to UCLA, and... Uggghhhh... I can't even think about it :-(
Sylvia

Nevermind Skatingfan. I just visited the MK FAN CHAT and found the article at www.cleveland.com/sports/...goebe.html. I still can't believe this. It said that Tim's going to CA "to search for gold." But I can't help wondering how much this has to do with Michelle (of course it might has absolutely nothing to do with Michelle).
Sylvia

[mano]

I'm inconsolable right now...so excuse me if my welcome isn't as enthusiastic, sob...sniff. Skatingfan is best at welcoming anyway, WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! BTW, you might have to search the earlier archives as to why we came to the conclusion that PK is the one of MK and vice versa. They're so not cooperating though and TG is becoming a major spoiler.

Okay, I'm alright now...my other selves are taking their turns crying their eyes out. Anywho, just discovered this at the Mighty Ducks' site which I never noticed before. I could have sworn it always said pasta and seafood or something but not this. Can anybody back me up. I read PK's bio again and his fave food is "Pre-game Meal - pasta & chicken..." Am I going crazy?!? I never saw chicken there before?!? Dude, this is weird wild stuff.

Sylvia welcome to MKf and BFFF. ((((((mandatory group hug))))))
Please check out the ornament petition thread, CMN Mkbirthday thread, and let People Mag know we love MK thread in Mk chat.

3X4 is going west in search of a golden girl for sure. So let's sacrifice chicken, tofu or fast , maybe he will choose Christa. I bet he will go with Carroll, and interviewing with Fassi was just to make an appearance of
really going west for gold and not just the golden girl.

About MK/PK fan ficition, you know if PK has a gf, BFFF can still go on , but when and if MK has a bf, then it will be MAJOR BUBBLE bursting time.

Lets channel all our energy and help Tim choose Christa.

[mano]

Can't Tim just trip on the way over and choose Nicks or somebody as far from MK as possible instead? That or maybe Michelle decides that things are getting uncomfortable and starts skating at Disney Ice instead, yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

I wonder why Tim didn't consider John Nicks. Maybe #9 can contact some Kings' players who practice at the same rink as 6.0 to "watch" over her. Don't dispair, mano, we have to accept the fact that 6.0 will have a lot of guys chasing her. Maybe this will spark some action on #9's part. I wish. Hey, we have a new convert. See how many people we convinced since we started our "theory". Only if we can convince 6.0 and #9.

Silvia, welcome. But you picked a bad time to post your first post. As you can see, we're not in very good mood.