Fan Fiction : XXVI

Beefers, sorry,I can not open a new chapter like LP, but
I must say this.
She won. I can't wait to tape her TRV lp. There is a lesson to be
learnt for all athletes. Hope her journey to world champ this
year will inspire a lot of people including the MD.

I am seriously considering making that video for the MD myself.

long time no see errr write! and wow she won? that was kinda a spoiler but that's ok...it's kinda comforting to know that....anyhoo, any OC peeps see the article in the sports section of the OC register? it was on wed. i think....it analyzed the signatures of some of the mighty ducks....and PK was in it...i forgot what it said, but it said something about his underlining his name....i threw it away (gosh darn it!) but if anyone could find it...it'd be great...anyhoo hope you guys have a good week...i know i will...i'm going to magic mt. on mon. with my physics class to do a project!

you see Vanessa in the kiss and cry and say outloud "How come someone gave HER a duck and not Michelle" and then you mom looks at you strangely because she has no clue what you're talking about...nothing else to say or report.

I stayed away last week for...er, religious reason. And I was busy at sacrificing chickens on Friday and Saturday. My assistant Mano didn't show up so the High Pristess had to do all the rituals herself. How undignified! The Extra Crispy will be a shade more brown once I find her.

Littlepebbles, your writer's check is in the mail. Great job! But could we get a real bathing scene? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> I'm on such a high since yesterday that I can't do anything else today. What a weekend! I check out Friday's USA Today in a Barnes & Noble today. Wow! MK's picture is on the front page and it's 1/4 page big! What a nice picture and article!

[mano]

I think your invite for the live Chicken sacrifice got lost in the mail so I didn't even know you were having one until I read you sacrificed a bunch in the spoilers thread. Hey, you got it right this time and MK won, hehehe. BTW, I think littlepebbles was trying to stay away from the Mulan "bathing scene" 'cause it would have violated one of the Beefers commandments which you wrote, ahem, "pot, kettle, black," if I should say so myself

Me, I would like to thank the Ducks for not giving Michelle the flu this time around. Thank Michelle for not watching any Ducks games live 'cause their poor, unergetic, and unispired play could have rubbed off on her. :evil Hehehe, time to hide from diehard fans like meself, else I get flamed, I'm crispy enough as it is and getting crispier as per Yingshan.

LOL, Eilaram, great minds think alike 'cause I said the same exact thing or something to the effect of "hey, a Duck, how come Michelle didn't get one..."

A-chan, how can you not save that article on the Ducks? I checked the OCregister online and saw an article about player's signing autographs but it didn't have an analysis of each player's signatures. I, too, would love to see what it said about Paul's. I also would love to see how Michelle's signature tells us about her that we don't already know, like she's a super lovable person, but PK is too clueless to notice. Now we got Yags trying to make moves on Kwan and the Kings seemed to have gotten benefit of Kwan training on their turf. They are in the playoffs, bummer.

[mano]

I found the signature analysis thing you mentioned. I found it in Ayaz's Kariya Yahoo club. Sometimes you just got to love those guys. Posted by alibabanyc:

<!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->Paul Kariya -- "The most outstanding trait (shown by his signature) is self-reliance along with high intelligence. The way he underlines his name is not a common trait. It means he's very self-reliant and makes no excuses. What he's saying (by underlining the signature) is, 'This is me.' It's like putting a period or an exclamation mark on it. When he says he is going to do something, he commits 100 percent and does it. He makes no excuses and accepts none for himself. He's harder on himself than anyone else. He's very determined and always completes what he starts. His high intelligence makes him a leader but he doesn't want to be a leader who has to baby sit. He's a technician, not a people person. He's not in it for the approval of fans or anyone else. He's in it for the love of mastering the technical parts of his job."<!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->

Yup, that sums up Paul Kariya pretty well.

The team was in a slump, and #8 thought of a way to fire up his
buddy. He showed #9 the Yags/Mk gala picture. That inspired
a win in Nashville.

Actually #9 was so worked up after he saw the pic, his best
friend had to literally give him a hockey check to slow him down.

#8, 'Listen buddy, you need to be wise about these things.
#9, "How."
#8, "Call her again and tell her how adorable she was in
worlds, congratulate her, and tell her you have a gift for her,
and don't bring up this Yuak guy"
#9, " I have sent flowers, candies, and stuff animals."
#8, " How about a ring."
#9, "Oh, we have been through that, and she hates to wear rings."
#8, " Of course she refused in the past, you always put it in terms of
committment, she is only 19. Now get a ring with 3 diamonds, call it
the Heart of a Champion ring. She will be more agreeable, b/c
she is in a post world celebration mood."
#9, "It is nice to give her a gift to celebrate her win, but how
would this help. That Yauks guy is touring with her."
#8 gave a gentle tap on his friend's head, " Think, if she wears it
even on her R. hand it tells the world something. You may
call it a Championship ring when you present it to her. Everybody
including your competition will think of it as a committment ring."

So the 2 best friends shopped, and got a perfect ring for 6.0, and sent that
special delivery to N.Y. #8 called Karen and asked for her help, and
of course Karen agreed.

Big Kwan was helping her little sister trying on the different outfits
for her today show, and Regis show when the special
package, and flowers arrived. 6.0 was happy to see the note,
and the flowers. She looked at the lovely ring and became rather
subdued.

Karen, " Lovely ring."
6.0," Yes, he called it a Championship ring, but I
usually do not wear rings"
karen sensed her little sisters' reluctance, and being the
all wise big Kwan she also knew the thoughts behind
#9's ring. She gently embraced her little sister and
said, " silly little Kwan, you conquered the world three
times, don't be afraid of wearing a ring, and such a
beautiful one. Now give me your right hand, and
try it on. I think it will look wonderful on tv"
6.0, " Oh no , not to the today show."
Karen, "Why not, well one draw back
the diamonds are huge, and you have such
small hands. Hmmmmmmmmm... let me see,
I got it, wear this bracelet, and that would
take the attention off the ring a bit."
Karen brewed a cup of herbal tea for her little sister.
6.0 drank the tea, and fell asleep, with the ring in
her hand, and she started to dream about little
swans and ducklings.

Karen called #8, " Mission accomplished, and please
tell your good friend that he, or they owe me their first born."
#8 was ROTFLOL, "Karen, get in line, I believe they
owe Magenta, the beefers....... the same."

Great story skatingfan..

i want more..more more...stories

Great story skatingfan...I found out about the Today show and taped it and watched it after I came home from school but I didn't notice a ring...I guess I have to go back and look for it...missed Regis, was at school...I'm glad I wasn't the only one Mano...

I went back and looked for the ring and the bracelet. You have sharp eyes! The ring looked like a platinum band with small diamonds in a line. Yes, she wore it on her right 4th finger. The bracelet was in dark ruby red. It doesn't look anything valuable, more like a nice fashionable accessory. But the ring could be real diamonds. A "friendship" ring (as many actress in Hollywood wear)? You might stumble on something here. Hmm...

Ducks' playoff chance is looking bleak. Could the May charity function become a reality? Michelle will be back in S. California in mid May, I believe. COI's stop in Anaheim will be around mid May. Will Disney or CMN ask her to chair a charity fundraiser with #9? Stay tuned! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

[Sharon]

skatingfan...I'm teary eyed!

I swear you guys and gals! I don't know how I can see anymore with all the laughter and tears your stories bring to me. <!--EZCODE BOLD START-->Seriously, you (meaning all) are <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->the best<!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->!<!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

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Thanks for the requirement elements and intro. Now it feels like home. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

The Anaheim Mighty Ducks have been eliminated from the 1999-2000 NHL playoff race. (Anyone interested in a long and windy explanation of how and why be welcome to read it in the Hockey thread--any rants, obituaries, etc can go there too.) Bad news to the team, but good for PK and our angel. Here's hoping the May charity function senario becomes a reality.

yingshan--You haven't given your professional opinion on Michelle's new "Hands" dress yet. What do you think of it?

Okay, I can't really feel sad for the team since now the May charity scenerio may materialize. Hope #9 isn't too disheartening by the elimination. COI will be in Anaheim on 5/14 Sunday. Now let's hope someone is hosting a charity function and has the right mind of calling both #9 and 6.0. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

I only saw the new Hand costume from pictures. It's better than her old Hand costume since the color is much better. But all the flowers make it a bit too "ice princess" like. It's not our Michelle anymore IMO. I'm more intrigued by her black unitard. I want to see how she looks in that.

So when is that, and when will COI be in Anaheim.
Who is the organizer of the charity, if we find out
we can email him/her and ask for MK. Beefers
have a strong membership, I bet if we all email
them they will at least ask MK, I assume PK will
be there b/c it is a MD charity event.
YS, I am so jealous of you S. CA people who will have
a chance to see MK.

It's still "in the stars" right now. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> We don't know whether there will be a MD charity function or not. It's Michelle's astrology for year 2000 said that she may meet her love in a May charity function. It said he could be her co-chair of the function. The astrology correctly predicted that Michelle would have a new "title" between late March and April 4. So the prediction about a May charity function could turn out to be true too. Let's hope it's not some other guys.

COI will be in Anaheim on 5/14. It's a Sunday afternoon. There is no LA show this year. I haven't gotten the ticket yet. So don't envy me so soon.

A little poem/parody (of what I have no idea) on Paul Kariya, written by Diane Lau of the Hockey Snacks website (you'll have to scroll down a bit)--
www.livingbeyondreality.com/HockeySnacks.html


A bit...umm...unusual, but a very good poem nonetheless. And the pic has possibilities, don't you agree, chemy?

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> Well, any questions about MK and Paulie gettin' together? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

Nothing much to add...lol and thanks for the poem blueshirt, interesting picture...what does Vitam impendere vero mean?...too bad for the ducks, maybe next year...

Glad you liked the poem. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->Vitam impendere vero<!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> means <!--EZCODE ITALIC START-->To stake one's life for the truth<!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> in Latin (I think). It's a bit pedantic, I know, but I like it nonetheless.

thanks for the translation...ugh, can't find a way to get this away from being off subject...sorry...

Part I: I have the beefers, I don't need you

The MD was brainstorming, after he got off
the phone. He tried everything he knew to persuade 6.0 to quit COI,
and come home to CA, so that they could spend quality time together.
A bright idea came up. 6.0 mentioned that she wanted to
take placement tests. She said,
it would be hard to find college level
tutors, who are willing to travel with her, maybe Mr. Collins can help.
He dialed Mr. Collins # .....................

6.0 received a message from Mr. Collins, that he found the perfect tutor for her.
"Be ready bright and early tomorrow, i.e. 8 am." said Mr. C.
6.0 got up early, put on her baseball cap ( she calls that her
thinking cap) and was eagerly waiting for her teacher.
Sharp at 8am, there was a gentle knock at the door, Mk opened the
door, and found her love standing there with a huge smile.
6.0 was so surprised that she was speechless.
#9, "No hugs, no kisses, not even a 'I am in paradise?'"
6.0," You caught me by surprise, I am expecting........."
#9, " Yes, expecting your teacher, and where are the apples."
6.0, "You are.........."
#9, "Yes, and well qualified, I grad from college with honors,.
dont you know?"
6.0," And that was a century ago? I bet you have forgotten
everything, BTW, what are you teaching today."
#9, "You name it, how about business."
6.0 thought for a second, "Nope, why would I need you to
help with learning business, I have Yingshan."
#9 thought silently, Oh those Beefers, " How about creative writing."
6.0 smiled, " Nope, I don't need you for that, I have Mano, LittlePebbles,
LittlePang, AChan, Magenta, Blueshirt, Chemy, Sharon , Blizzard............ (Beefers, fill in your names)."
#9, " How about history."
6.0 smiled again, " Nope, I have Marcella."
#9, " I am good at math."
6.0, " Well, Eilaram, and Skatingfan got that covered."
#9 smiled triumphantly, "None of your Beefers can teach you
how to do a hockey check."
Fast as lightning, he approached 6.0, within 2 microseconds,
6.0' was lifted off the floor.
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Part II: She knows how to hurt and heal
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Being a world class athlete, 6.0 reacted to the hockey check with
swiftness, and in less than one microsecond, the MD was on the
floor and bumped his forehead in the process. 6.0 landed gracefully
on her R. foot, like the exit to her gorgeous triple lutz.
She leaned down, and gently kissed his forehead, " There, it
shouldn't hurt any more."
#9, " It hurts a little less, but I need more healing..........."

It was a very lengthy healing process.................

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Blueshirt, have you registered for fsw yet, sure need some MK
fans over there.

<font color=red><font size=+2>I'm melting, <font size=+1>melting, <font size=-1>what a world, <font size=0>what a world....</font>

<font color=black>Good story! Sorry about the gap between chapters in my story. I'm been sidetracked a bit in the last few days. BTW, after I'm finished with Mulan, I have an idea for a new story.</font>