Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XXIV

Hope I did this right, roman numerals are not my srtong point. But I wanted to say something and no one has started a new one yet. Someone else who knows how can add the disclaimers.
Anyways this weekend my brother came home from college and I was reminded that whenever I have an argument with him and I bring up a point that hurts his argument he looks at me and says "Don't confuse the issue with the facts" so maybe if our bubble does get burst, we should take his advice and not let the facts keep us from doing this...after all people do break up...

[kjesse]

Sorry about post 83 in previous Fiction. Didn't mean to put it there, so I'll post again here. eilaram I agree with what you posted, but want to add my .02
I won't post again till our captains can put in all the BFFF rules, etc.

Re: say it ain't true.........

Hi all. Bummer news about PK. I suppose it could be true but I've heard nor seen anything to back it up. Alas I am not one who go to many games or sees PK around town so I can't put any fears to rest.

What happen to the person who was going to the Ducks games at the beginning of the season and posting reports? Remember, wasn't it the person who supposedly driving next too, or following him from Tustin Marker Place? I don't recall her posting for some time now.

I'll go along with "I won't believe it till I see it".
Why does it always have to be models? :-(

I just started a new job that goes from 6am to the afternoon. When I'm not working, I'm sleeping or eating or something. Luckily, it's only for 2 weeks, then I can get some normal hours.

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So nicely done by Chemy *applause*

Piyo Piyo
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Not that PK fans aren't welcome, they are as long as they don't show up trolling, send threatening e-mails, or go running back to the PK forum bashing us and Michelle. Cause unfortunately all that stuff has happened. Hope everyone enjoys our antics and don't be scared of Yingshan, she only bites on Tuesdays. :oÞ

Figures the 1st post would show back up after I posted them a 2nd time.

No offense to PK and his tastes, but what is up with the blonds? Hopefully, this is just another rumor like Anu. Hmm, maybe we should send Michelle a bottle of peroxide.... :oÞ

Didn't he said in an interview that he does not have the time, unless a girl happens to fall on his
lap, or something like that. Now really beefers, would a 5'10" model more likely to do a flying sitspin
and land on #9's lap? Or would America's sweet heart, " the goddess of ice" be more likely
to fly and sit on his lap, then makes his head spins. NO CONTEST.
BTW beefers, it is still my pitch that one of you should make an angel tape for the duck. I think
6.0's Hands program is perfect. Our swan is HOT. Just watch the tape again folks and you will
see what I mean. It is a great story of MK fighting back, she has the spirit. You only need to
put MK's Hands program + Weiss and Goebels lps. Add the story of how Weiss fights to retain
his title, then you have an inspirational tape for the duck. I say it would be therapuetic for
a bruise ankle. No need to include any Y&B or dancers or pairs.

[mano]

Maybe it's that Danielle Rabbe after all. You know what bad news like this does to me? Creativity down to zero. It's depressing, but thank God for Chemy's edit button. Honestly was thinking about "role model" meself when I first read that stuff. Well, KJesse and Eilaram said it all, until I see it with mine own eyes. Did I ever tell you guys I'm mostly a pessimist when it comes to certain things?

Excuse me while I try to ease the pain by staring at my Vin Diesel personal pic for another hour. Thanks again Chemy. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT="">

[mano]

You know I wouldn't be putting Weiss and especially not Goebel in there unless you're slant is to make the Duck jealous. I'm the worse at making videos so I'm out of the running. Yikes, 5'10 model with 6 inch stilleto heels isn't going to look too good next to a 5'10 Duck either. Paul, though art making a mistake. Here's to hoping thou mistress is still hockey and will wait until July to have your soulmate Michelle drop conveniently on your lap. Skatingfan will be doing the tossing, heehee. Remember, Yingshan is probably still recovering from her effort of trying to toss Paul onto the ice after Michelle skated at COI last year.

No, my slant is that this video should at least be disguised as something encouraging and
inspirational to the duck. The heart and spirit of a champ. Since Goebel landed the 3 quads
Weiss really had to do the skate of his life to win. Same with Mk, she fought back. It is a good
way to sneak in a HOT 6.0 in the video. Why would #9 be jealous of Weiss who is married, and Tim
oh well I don't think #9 would be jealous of Tim's speed on the ice. Just hope he won't be
so swooned by Little K that he falls and get anothe concussion. Poor 6.0 would have to spend
weeks nursing him back to recovery .
BTW, Mano, I am p*ssed off at the latest ' why are people criticizing the doll's musicality, skating
etc at you know where. What has the WORLD came to.

[mano]

I believe the World is too busy kissing the triple flutz (as per one FSW poster) of said doll. It gets to me because they can't see that they've been doing the same old to Michelle for the longest time and at no point do we hear a "She's only 14, 15, 16, 17 etc" excuse. Sure, it's okay to criticize Michelle to no END, but the young uns are untouchable!!! HELLO!!! GET REAL!!! Then we get somebody that says "Oh, the Kwan fans are going to jump on you for that!!!" THAT gets my blood boiling because I HATE generalizations like that!!! On second thought, don't get me started on that topic. I might blow a fuse and I don't have a lot left these days.

[mano]

Just found more of this stuff at that PK Yahoo club. Don't know how true it is, triple sigh!!!

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Paul has a girlfriend JODEpk89
(17/F/California) 2/22/00 9:21 pm
Here are a couple of reasons why Kariya has been doing so well....I got this article or little message courtesy of Liz Price in my e-mail.

Several factors have combined to change Kariya's scoring output: One, he is fully recovered from a quadriceps injury suffered during training camp. Two,Teemu Selanne, Kariya's principal compadre,
has emerged from a scoring funk and is providing dynamic leadership. Three, Hartsburg summoned the
Kariya-Steve Rucchin-Selanne line and told them to feel free to assert themselves offensively at the expense of some defensive duties. Four,
Anaheim's power play, the NHL's best last season and one of the worst much of this season, is
working again. Five, Kariya is back to averaging about five shots a game after dipping below that mark.
And six? Well, Paul Kariya is discovering life
away from the rink, including meeting a new girlfriend and more thoroughly separating his personal and professional lives. Since Kariya arrived in the NHL six years ago, he has
earned a reputation for maniacal commitment to on- and off-ice preparation, throwing himself fully and completely into his career. But the 25-year-old Duck is learning to round out his existence and concentrate on spending quality time at the rink rather than quantity time."He's so much happier and so much looser," says superstar pal Selanne.
"I think I'm much more relaxed than even a year ago," Kariya acknowledges.
"But I think a lot of that just comes from
experience and realizing there is only so much you can do. In years past, I would take the game home. Basically, it was 24 hours a day of thinking about hockey and it just tires
you. Now I try to work smarter. Believe me, every time I step on the ice, every time I'm in the weight room, I'm 100-per-cent focused on what I'm
doing, but at the same time, now it's much easier to leave it at the rink."
The result is a player at the top of his game. Hartsburg says his captain brings a unique skill set to the NHL.

"There's not a player that you can compare him to because of his size, his speed, his hockey sense, his grit," says Hartsburg of the 5-foot-10 dynamo.
"This is a tough little guy. He'll take a beating and he'll go into traffic, he'll block shots. He's fearless out there...I don't know that there has been another player who has played that you really can compare what he does. There are big guys that do what Paul does. But I don't know if there has ever been a small guy who has had the success offensively and done as many good team things as he does."
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It's looks like our Pauly boy has a
girlfriend...she's one of his ex's! I guess Paul believes in second chances when it comes to relationships

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What say you folks? Some of the quotes from Paul, Teemu, and Hartburg I've seen from LA Times, OCRegister...probably rehashes of the same old. The others could have been added.

Let's see now, what are my qualifications?
--die-hard Michelle Kwan fan
--die-hard hockey fan (of the NY Rangers--mano you traitor! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b">)
Generally speaking, I'm not a Ducks fan (they seem too commercialized, sorry). But Paul Kariya does sound like a wonderful match for Michelle (always thought so, even before I discovered this forum), and anything that brings my two fav sports together is fine by me.

As for Miss Model (ugh <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT="xo">), I'll believe when I see it. Hopefully, she'll go the way of Miss Tropicana, Miss Teacher, and Miss Petticoats--forgotten and unlamented. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil">

[mano]

Application accepted by me and no doubt by the other BFFFers. You have to wait for Yingshan though for the initiation and you have to be prepared to sign the contract with blood. BTW, all blood types accepted.

Hehehe, Rangers are still second to my heart. Can't help it though if Rangers General Manager Neil Smith broke a bunch of us New Yorkers hearts by trading el Capitan Messier. Remember, I temped a short time at the Garden in the Summer of '97 then next thing I know, Mess is gone...Hmmmnnnn maybe its me? The Ducks are in a fine mess right now (Pun not intended) because Kariya is injured and will be out for a couple of games. They are vying for a spot in the playoffs and the Western Conference is very competitive right now. If they don't make it to the playoffs, you can kiss MK going to post-season Duck games during COI tour. She'll probably go to other Hockey games but it wouldn't have the same effect as seeing her with Elvis watching the Ducks get trounced by the Red Wings like last year. Those were the days.

BTW, she hasn't been spotted in a Duck's game since Pre-season when the Ducks faced the LA Kings at the old Forum. Methinks she's concentrating on her school and skating and trying to keep fun at a minimum this year. That's why if the Ducks don't make the playoffs, we just have to wait until next year if she shows up.

You have your points regarding PK having a girlfriend. Like I said, the quotes seem to be straight from LA Times and OC Register and the "girlfriend" stuff was cut and pasted for extra measure. There is no way that PK can be that secretive with having a girlfriend unless he is really THAT good. ESPN, LA Times, and OC Register would have already sniffed it out. It's what happens when you're an elite in the Sport. But then again, Kournikova's supposed relationship with Fedorov and Pavel Bure will get printed because she's really well known. So is Yashin's girlfriend model Carol Alt. Plus I really can't see Paul settling for a model...but then again, he is a man, sigh.

Looks to me like it could be another hoax made to set us off. Hey, at least it spiced up BFFF...We can always find Michelle another prospect in the NHL or elsewhere, hehehehe. Tim Goebel anyone? (Excuse me while I hurl!!!)

Blueshirt, welcome to beeferland. BTW if you know about Ms. Tropicana, Ms TEacher, and Ms Petticoat, you must have
read thru almost every chapter.

BTW, I like to give different take on things here in Beefer land. From time to time I will throw in Mr. Summer Olympic
Seatle, and Mr. 3X4 just for fun. As always the best golfer, and best dress and most handsome golfer in the world 008 is in my fiction 6.0's big brother.

If #9 really is dating, I prefer that he is not dating any models, sorry for the stereotype. I know C. Crawford was
Val dictorian of her class, but......
And Woods was never charmed by T.B.

Yes, I can remember the very first thread, which started off as plain speculation and then got overrun, so to speak, by Kariya supporters.

Somebody's gotta go wake up Paul. The Daemon has entrapped him in its grip lol.

Ick, don't remind me of Neil Smith. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/sick.gif ALT="xo"> The man is slime, plain and simple. When I get into this subject I usually end up ranting and raving, soooo...better not go there. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

Are you serious about the tape? I might be willing to do it. I do have every part of Nationals on tape and two VCRs which enable me to dub. But I am not sure if you should trust this to me. My dubbing skills are not wonderful and for instance sometimes my finger slips on the stop button and I end up with things like the introduction to COI's Dante's Prayer being "98 O Wan" forever on my highlight tape...

Why not. See, last year Magenta sent a copy of Michelle's bio "Heart of a Champion" to the
Mighty Duck. Magenta also enclosed a fan letter telling #9 that s/he is a fan, and also a
fan of Mk and Woods. S/he said athletes like #9, 008, and 6.0 etc inspires her. magenta said
she wished Paul well, and hoped he would be inspired by Heart of a Champion.

If you make the tape you probably would have to write a similar letter of how MK, and Weiss and
3X4, and #9 inspire you etc. Since this is a democratic place, let's vote, I am all for it.
Eilaram, don't worry about dubbing skills, you will do fine. Prabably need to include Peggy's and
Dick's comments about how inspiring our angel is.
I think Hands is the perfect program for this occasion.

...about your tape...are you guys serious???!!!...how about Timmy's kiss for MK after her marks came out at the USFSA Winter Challenge??? Hee hee!!!

BTW...so some Kariya fans don't like the idea of 6.0 + #9??? Hmmmm...why??? Sigh!!!

What happened to the stories??? I didn't have time to read Mano's Valentine story until today...and hee hee did I have a smile on my face!!! I like the stories!!! :-) Hey isn't #9 off the ice for his ankle or something???...so how about 6.0 making sure he's OK??? Hee hee...HHHHMMMM...ya think he'll go see her at Worlds???...Timmy will be with MK on the US Team!!!...hee hee!!! ;-)

[kjesse]

Blueshirt it's interesting hearing someone from New York say the Ducks are too commercial. Is it because of the Disney ownership? I live about 15 mins from the Pond and I hear more about LA teams like the Kings, Lakers, & Dodgers than our Orange County Teams. However PK and his Teammate Teemu Selanne are very respected and well liked in our community. When I think of commercialized I think of the Redwings, Avs, Stars and maybe Pitt, because they're either winners or have very hi profile players, i.e. Jagr. It seems like I see very little on TV about my Ducks (we do however get their games), even here in their hometown. I know it all boils down to winning and until they do that they will be just another team that almost could.

Mano, all those things that person posted about PK have been written, including the quotes from PK & TS. I question this quote that I have not seen:
Well, Paul Kariya is discovering life away from the rink, including meeting a new girlfriend and more thoroughly separating his personal and professional lives.

Who made it?, Were did they get their info? WHO is Liz Price and what is she to PK? Somehow with everything we've learned about PK and his dedication to his sport I find it hard to believe that he is busy with a new girlfriend. His team is on the verge of playoff elimination and I would guess these are very serious times for him. I am still going to take the Wait & See mode and will keep my eyes and ears open around town.

I don't have a problem with natural blonds, but is that chick on NHL cool shots a natural? I don't think she's that great looking but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The shame is that people in high profile lifestyles usually hook up with someone they meet through good friends or at functions promoting their sport. We need another fan fair with an invite to Michelle. And please no 3X4, he just seems to immature for her.

[kjesse]

Who is Neil Smith?

[mano]

Thanks for verifying on the articles. Just been getting that from PK's Yahoo club. Yup, the Ducks are in a precarious position right now because they really have to make the playoffs. They are 4 points away from a spot and San Jose is occupying that last #8 spot.

Ooh, analogy time. Neil Smith is to the NY Rangers as Pierre Gauthier is to the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim. heehee. Nice guy but not a good GM these days, methinks. If he had his head on straight in '97 and '98 Messier would still be a Ranger and Gretzky would still be playing if Neil brokered a deal to get Pavel Bure to play for the Rangers instead. Gretz said as much!!!

[kjesse]

Hi mano. Do you know what connection Liz Price has with the PK or the Ducks? Is she a friend of PK, or a friend of a friend? How much credibility does she have with you?

Gee wiz, I can understand why Mr Smith is not a popular guy.

I'll not believe the story of a girlfriend unless it's from a more credible source such as a picture in the papers or TV commentator introduces someone as "Kariya's girlfriend at rink side" during a MD game. Calm down, everyone! All we need is a charity function in May where MK and PK will both be present. It's in the stars. :-) But that may mean MD will have to miss the playoffs since PK won't have time otherwise.

blueshirt, welcome. Light a candle at the alter and sign the BFFFer Ten Commandments. Then you're in.

Littlepebbles, I missed your disclaimer before. Geez, who told you I only bite on Tuesday? I bite whenever I'm in the mood. :-) Now I feel like chewing off PK, who's slow in taking initiation.