Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XX

[mano]

Do not adjust your monitors, you have just entered...the Boyfriends Fan Fiction Zone (AKA BFFF) If you are feeling lightheaded, dizzy, and see Michael Jordan back with the Chicago BULLs (pun intended), you must STOP, click the "Back button" and seek medical attention quickly. If you happen to have a good sense of humor and realize that this is truly 100 % PURE FAN FICTION, then welcome to our humble abode. Remember, we are not responsible for any mental injuries that might occur upon seeing the fictional stories and pictures. In other words, enter at your own risk. However, we do offer BFFF Life Insurance. Ask one of our agents for more info. Without further ado...(drum roll) May I present the stars of the show... Paul Kariya and Michelle Kwan (Standing Ovation) <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3170/portrait.jpg> ABSolute Role Models!!! <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3170/abs.jpg> As the photosplicer responsible for the above pics, Chemy, would say "You are now in BFFF channel" Mascot <img src=http://store1.yimg.com/I/opane_1528_159003249> BFFF Archives <A HREF=http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ >http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ </A> The above disclaimer was paid for by the Friends of Michelle & Paul (AKA FOMP) a non-profit (and I mean non as in non-existent, right Yingshan?) organization.

Rehearsal <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/rehearsal.jpg> ROTFL Re Ice Age Cometh, Mano!!! I better train in Japanese Anime...

[bearpaw]

Very, very nice introduction Mano!!!! Chemy - thanks for putting our BFFF dreams in pictures! NLK - we haven't heard from you lately. Any sightings?

<img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3087/pictures/paulcard2.jpg> :oD

[mano]

Did you know you forgot to put that in BFFF XIX? That's the reason why Yingshan docked your pay for a month, hehehe. Bearpaw, thanks and also LOL on your wonderful story in "Introverts" at FSW. Chemy, JapAnime is something we should experiment on. This will insure we don't get stuck in any "ruts," toothpaste or otherwise. Blizzard can be our guide. And LOVE the "rehearsal" pic. They are naturals at this aren't they?

It was right after the PK article you posted. Let's just say I better not have lost a month of pay of else.... ;o)

[mano]

How in the world did I miss those ABS!!! Must have been distracted, I was. LOL, Chemy on Lord Tetsuhiko's Anime pic. I was hoping his hair would be black and a bit more spiky, but it's anime, anything goes. Nice job though. I guess as long as his wife doesn't end up with pink hair, hehehe. Thanks to all who liked the story so far. Didn't think it had a feather to fly with, but when it's based on a Duck and a Swan, there's bound to be a lot of feathers lying around. Yingshan...I must confer with Chemy first to find out if she's going to sign. Running out of blood as it is. Oh, and Sharon, no I'm not a novelist...just read too many and daydream way too much for my own good, is all.

[Sharon]

Oh well mano, at least you know you have a new job if you need one!

MK is presenting at the American Teacher Awards tonight and PK is out of town. Hoping she won't show up with some other guy. [praying]

Shep again!!!

Coming to theaters near you "Austin Powers On Ice" Starring Dr Speedy <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/drspeedy.jpg> TBC Sorry guys, pretty quiet in MK-PK photosplice lab. Rowen, I'm not as familiar w/ Anime (I do get a kick out those spiky hair). What does IAD mean? Mano, I've been practicing signing my name on water Bwahahaha. Yingshan, where's the dotted line ;-). Mano, are you sure it's Tetsuhiko and not Tetsuhiro? The former sounds like a girl's name (ie Yoko, Miko, Aiko, -ko ending). Any -ro ending is more for guys (ie Ichiro, Jiro, Toshiro etc). Right, Blizzard? Please, nothing less than masculine for our hero, Mano. LOL. Btw, Tetsu means iron. If we call PK "Tetsujin," he's "Iron-Man." No sight of Mr Wrong Date tonight. Whew, close call.

[MarcellaMichelle]

Nice work--loved the enforcer :-) I used to think it was stupid that my Dad gave me the middle name Michelle because he liked that Beatles song so much but maybe he knew something I didn't? Or maybe he just has the same taste in music as the Kwans. LOL! Here is my next favor, Chemy. A wedding on ice! That would be too cool and appropriate too. Hope we will all be invited.

This is so amusing. All these pictures and stuff. Maybe I should get into the act. Rowen *The person formerly known as IAD*

I'm not quite sure with names, doesn't have to be formal though for this board; but ro is a common ending for guy names. I think we should bring back that tekken 3 guy for the role of little kariya *hint-hint* mano. Ice commeth wa totemo iidesunee I can't wait for the second installment.

I'm not sure if Blizzard's post was directed toward me or not, but to all of you who might be curious about why I changed my name, here is the explanation. I post in several forums(one for aviation, this one, one for tennis, and one for gymnastics). I also had different user names for each one. I finally decided to synchronize things and chose the name Rowen, the name of my favorite character from Japanese Anime(I chose the name used in the American dubs).

[mano]

Dagnabit, er, uh excuse me while I grab a band aid or tournaquet or something...making a mess over here. Man I'm feeling lightheaded all of a sudden...THUD!!!

what a coincedence.. Hey you all! Sorry I haven't posted lately..even Bond..NLK9 Bond needs time off... Okay Ill admit: yes I have been a baaad girl. Sorry but I have been drooling over Paul at the last few games and haven't looked for Michelle at all. If it makes you guys feel better, I slipped on the puddle and hurt myself..(But then Paul rushed over and helped me up hehe) Wow I just had an Ally McBeal moment...surprise surprise. 2 of my friends are going to the game tomorrow with me.. so we'll all watch out for Michelle..when we peel our eyes off our men.. *sigh*...

[mano]

TPFKAI (The Poster Formerly Known As IAD). Glad you can join us and yes do contribute your creative talents. Can never have too much blood spilled, er, I mean fun filled stories and pics at BFFF. Chemy, I'm pretty sure PK's Japanese name is Tetsuhiko. BTW, Tetsujin is a character in that game Tekken Tag Tournament. Same game where I got that cute pic of Jin Kazama that Blizzard was referring to. BTW, Blizzard, arigatoo gozaimasu. NLK9!!! For shame, how can you fall in love with PK. Remember, one of the commandments of BFFF is "Thou shalt not fall in love with PK, unless you happen to be Michelle Kwan." Yingshan 9:6. Oy, don't want to be around when the high priestess finds out else I'm crispified by association!!!

[mano]

Anaheim Pond. "I love mushy cookies...especially for dessert." "PAUL, behave!!!" *** The above tapped wire conversation was brought to you by Omnipoint. For clearer, crispier connection, use Omnipoint.

[mano]

Where the h*ck is everybody. Methinks everyone is on holiday. Happy Turkey everyone. Sharon, forgiveness, no Ice Age installment until next week probably, don't have time to work on it or any other story for that matter. When it's end of month at my work, means I have to do overtime. I'm actually writing this from work. BTW, it might be a while before they meet. If I had my druthers, I'd have them hitched the minute they meet. You know, Tetsuhiko and Wing sitting on a tree...(fast forward)...Baby Carriage...THE END. And as for the Mighty Ducks team, what is up with them? If they start winning maybe their attendance will pick up...that or have MK skate every game, shoot I'd get season tickets, hehehe just kidding. If I could I'd rant about them, but I wont. Skatingfan, nothing to be jealous of now in terms of teams. After the Mets and Yankees, all the NY teams pretty much stink right now, and double trouble for me in hockey 'cause both the Rangers and the Ducks are bottom dwellers at the moment, sigh. Okay, back to work, see ya!!!

BTW, it might be a while before they meet. If I had my druthers, I'd have them hitched the minute they meet. You know, Tetsuhiko and Wing sitting on a tree...(fast forward)...Baby Carriage...THE END. What do you mean? Aren't you the one writing the story? ;o) Do the Ducks have any home games this 4 day weekend? Maybe Michelle will decide to go since she won't have class.

So let me understand #9 will have mushy cookie for desert, is that after perfect 6.0 has a special duck for the main course?

Skatingfan, your comment is hilarious!!!

[Sharon]

You are forgiven mano! I'm just being selfish and impatient, but REALLY, you do write beautifully! Happy Turkey to you and all!

He was on some 30 minute show called NHL Goal Shots this evening for a few minutes. He was teaching one of the hosts (a blond lady) how to skate on the ice and showing her what was the inside edge and what was the outside edge and the lady just didn't seem to be getting it. Hey PK, forget blondie and get someone who already knows the difference between the edges.