Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XVIII

[bearpaw]

This is an introduction to my favorite hang out on the web. Since I am not the most creative type, I stole this introduction from Littlepebbles on the last thread. I don't know how to post images so someone will have to post the pics of PK and our mascot. For first time visitors WELCOME. This is 100% fan fiction. Fan fictioners agree to start a new chapter whenever the thread grows to 80 messages long. We also agree to never discuss this fan fiction material outside of Fan Fiction Land, i.e. we do not post any of this in rssif, FSW, or other threads in this MK forum etc. [Or the PK Forum] Fan fictioners are in the process of producing a play on MK and PK - Paul Kariya the captain of Mighty Ducks. The genius writer is Mano, contributing writers are Kooky, Yingshan (who is also the set designer), Wonder, A-Chan, and Littlepebbles. Chemy is the photographer. Magenta is the ultimate matchmaker, and the rest are managers of this co. I come here just to chill out. Sometimes we refer to MK as 6.0 b/c of the unprecedented # of perfect 6.0s she earned, and PK as #9, he wears #9.

Actually, I "stole" those introductions from Skatingfan and Yingshan. #9 <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3087/pictures/paulcard2.jpg> :oD******* Piyo Piyo <img src=http://store1.yimg.com/I/opane_1528_159003249> BFFF archives <A HREF=http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ >http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ </A> Work hard, be yourself, and have fun (and don't get crispyfied)!

[MarcellaMichelle]

Hello! Sorry I've been visiting infrequently but its the beginning of the semester where I teach and I just got another class added to my schedule. Not that I'm complaining because it means more money :-) Chemy: The pictures are great. They remind me of the shows like Bewitched where the witch could freeze characters while they talked to someone else. Below is my interpretation of "the stare" just for fun and not to interfere with Mano's version. Can you make a cow on ice skates if I say pretty please? Yingshan: The cow is meant to honor you and so that it might look more appealing than me if you get hungry after dining on Mano and the others :-) The Mighty Duck players looked anxious as they gathered on the ice to begin practice. The team had recently been sold to an unknown buyer and they were about to discover the identity of their new boss. Suddenly, an unexpected figure glided onto the ice and smiled. The startled players caught their breath and mumbled hello in return. All that is except for one. #9 skated over to the new arrival and stopped a few feet from her. Their eyes locked. He stared at her in confusion and thought he saw a blush creeping over her delicate features. "Men, I would like you to meet your new owner." The stare intensified. They slowly circled each other. He seemed to be challenging her with his eyes and she wasn't one to back down. He thought he heard a whisper and a few nervous chuckles from the men behind him. He turned in time to catch a wink, a nudge, and a quick smile travel between two friends. Now he felt the blush come over his chiseled features and he backed away to join his teammates. A nervous welcome broke the deafening silence and everybody breathed a sigh of relief. They shook hands with the young figure skater and her agent and resumed their positions. Practice was finally able to begin. ****** #9 skated off the ice and headed for the locker room when he noticed her leaning against the wall, staring intently in his direction. She smiled, caught in the act. #9: "Would you like to explain what you think you are doing here?" he demanded. 6.0: "Shouldn't you be on your knees when you say that?" she shot back. #9: "Isn't it a little early in our relationship? 6.0: "I meant both knees!" #9: "Yes, sir. But you still haven't answered my question, sir. I thought you wanted to keep our relationship secret?" 6.0: "Can't a fan buy a hockey team without it having deeper implications? I'm just investing in my future. Besides, I didn't think players frequently engaged their new owners in staring contests on the first day either." #9: "Well I wasn't the one with the red face! So this is how its going to be?" 6.0: "It looks that way. Besides, I remember your face being as red as Marcella's hair." (HA HA I just wanted to be in there somewhere) She could no longer contain the smile that she had been holding back since the moment she had stepped into the building. He handed her a pair of sweat pants that he had been carrying. "I guess that I won't be needing these anymore, eh?" 6.0: "Isn't there somwhere around here where we can be alone?" anybody...

[bearpaw]

I LOVE IT!!!!!! I never would have thought of that, but what an interesting wonderful idea! Nice going MarcellaMichelle!

Marcella: <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/marcow.gif> you like it, I'll ask someone to convert it to gif so you'll get the icon w/o the white background. BTW, you forgot "To be Continued..." LOL Commercial Break: "Star Wars On Ice" is coming to theaters near you <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/swonice.jpg> Featuring Darth Cinqhole <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/darthspeedy.jpg> Darth Speedious, ISUth Lord <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/darthspeedy3.jpg> Obi-Kwan, apprentice to Bui-Ton Dikk <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/obikwan.jpg> NNNkin <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/nnnkin.jpg> Master Bui-Ton Dikk <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/buiton.jpg> Boss Dissbrow, USFSAgan Chief <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/boss.jpg> TBC

No, Marcella, I don't fry cows. They are my birth sign! :-) I'm very moved by your touching tribute to me (wiping tears). Interesting contribution too. Chemy, these are masterpieces! Way too funny. I especially like the Obi-Kwan. I've decided that you've earned a week off for your good work!

These are masterpieces! That Darth Cinqhole is very funny,... actually all of them are funny. Chemy, your creation always leaves me laughing for hours. What about that pix of Michelle holding a frog according to yingshan's eagle eye. ROFL!!! Well, yingshan awarded you with a week off and I'm approving fat bonus pay to you. Bonus pays on the way to Marcela as well. What a great improvised story from that of Mano's. So, 6.0 now owns the MD team. LOL! Yingshan, so you are CPA, Designer, Hollywood Producer, BFFF writer & Director, Executor of "Crispification", Sadam Hussien killer bomber, what else....

Sadam Hussien killer bomber? I don't remember when I got that title. But if you want to give it to me, I'll graciously accept. What other talent I have? Let me see, I'm a darn good illustrator, amateurish graphic designer, costume critic in rssif, and oh, I eat trolls for breakfast.... Is that impressive enough?

[MarcellaMichelle]

Chemy: I am honored that you made me a cow on skates! I would love to have it as a gif. That means that I could use it to appear as the picture beside my name, right? With credit to you of course! I am not good with that sort of thing yet but I hope to learn someday :-) Maybe I should use my bonus pay to go see some hockey games so I can see the stare in person. Maybe Michelle would do a full length version of Pocahontas on ice and a certain hockey player would replace the voice of Mel Gibson as Captain John Smith. John Smith and Pocahontas Had a very mad affair When her Daddy tried to kill him She said "Daddy, oh don't you dare." "He gives me fever..."

[Shallah]

for the java thingy - so when am I going to get my Kwan-Dollars????? You people had better get hopping cuz I am expecting that money SOON so I can go to the Kwanderland Store and buy MK's new pc game the moment it comes out! So get CRACKIN!!!

[chinadoll]

i LOVE those pictures!!

The Bank of Yingshan is currently closed (business hours are subject to the whims of the bank owner). Shallah, can you wait indefinitely? BTW, you're No.3 in the bonus waiting list, behind me and Mano. GREAT JOB ON THE JAVA THINGY!! Didn't I see a Kwan-currency posted here before? Paging IMZADI. Where's the Kwan-greenback? Thank you for the compliments (re Tom Collins Presents Star Wars On Ice pics), but there's more-- Bwahahahaha.... Marcella, here's the cow-on-skates gif (THANK YOU JARRETT). Mind you, those are MK's skates! <A HREF=http://www.michellekwan.net/marcow.gif >http://www.michellekwan.net/marcow.gif </A> Ooops! Skating Cow gif still has the white background. Back to the drawing board. Cow gif is not ready

I'm nuturing a cold so I won't stay long. Just want to let you know, there's an article on PK in today's LA Times. It's in the Pucin column, which probably appears in Orange County edition only. Nothing really new or ground shaking. Pucin's writing is usually very sappy. You can tell I don't like her writing that much. Her style is the very stereotypical so-called women interest, or human interest or local interest angle. She wrote nothing but NNN during '98 Nationals, one before, one during and one after. Yes, NNN is a local kid, but there were other skaters from S. Cal. besides her. I don't think she warranted "exclusive" coverage. For those who complained Brennan wrote too much about Michelle, they should take a look at Pucin. :-) Now I'm going back to bed...

Thanks for the tidbits. I recall reading the articles written by PUcin on NNN just about and after the '99 Nationals. You are right, she just gush 100% over NNN. Hope you are feeling better. Take care. drink plenty of H2O.

[mano]

Sorry long time no post!!! Absolutely apologize but I've not been posting much anywhere in the figure skating boards or anywhere else of late. I've just been an observer, but I will post something when justice has not been served at FSW or MKF skate chat. But I've also been bogged with overtime from my work this week will be no different 'cause I'll be working practically 9am to 9pm again plus throw in a Saturday morn. Thus, no creativity going through my veins 'cause of all the politics goin' on at work. Saps you dry, it does. Glad to see Hockey season has started, but bummed it's not televised yet so we can't see MK in the crowd. Sheesh, I do hope she attends one of the games and ESPN will interview her one of these days. Just want to know what makes her want to watch the game...okay, so we have an idea why, but the rest of the world has got to have a chance to know why. Thanks to Marcella for her wonderful story. Shows us why great minds think alike (GMTA as littlepebbles would say). Wouldn't it be cool if MK did buy the Ducks, LOL, that would be a trip. As for me being out, I vote on Bearpaw (full of talent you are) to do a TBC too like Marcella. H*ck, everyone should have a hand on it. Mine is still stuck in my head somewhere. One of these days I'll type it up. But in the meantime, Bearpaw has got a romantic story up her sleeve somewhere. (Quick while Yingshan is sick so I don't get the third degree, gotta appease her, heehee). Chemy, first rate creations once again. Love Obi Kwan. Careful, NNNin might go to the dark side. Shout out to Wonder 'cause I haven't said hello in a long time and I forgot to mention your name in my last post. How's it going? Anywho, all for now. Don't worry, I have not forgotten BFFF.

[chinadoll]

here i am! <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Rink/9959/100d.jpg> SPEND IT WISELY!!

[bearpaw]

No problem Mano! I'm on it. I just need a day to work out the story details. Chemy - I LOVE the skating cow! I am from Vemont where the big joke is that we have more cows in the state then people!

[Shallah]

WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!! YIPEEEEEEEEEe!!!! Thank you Imzadi!!! WoW! 100 Kwan Dollars just for ME!!!! {Shallah wipes a tear from her eye} LP suggested I share with you all my version of Darth $peedy (made about the time Chemy did her's, what can I say GMTA!) <img src=http://www.angelfire.com/me2/Shallah/images/DarthSpeedyII.jpg> It is NOT on Chemy and you other Graphics Wizs level but not bad for using MS Paint for the first time - the Subject Inspired me! OH and Bearpaw - my Bio-Mom lives in Vermont too and she sent me this awhile back <A HREF=http://www.angelfire.com/me2/Shallah/images/MADCOW.wav >http://www.angelfire.com/me2/Shallah/images/MADCOW.wav </A>- when you click on that is SHOULD spawn a media player like microsoft's or Real Player - tis a long load but worth it IMnhO :-) And I am in the process of finally adding more stuff to the MKFF page - thanks for not expelling me from the ranks for not Doing my Duty!!

Shallah, the eyes seem to follow me from whatever direction--so cunning, so hypnotic. The piercing stare rivals the Mona Lisa. Dare I say a Mastermind, er I mean a Masterpiece? Wait a sec--how come you get paid and I get crispyfied? Get well soon, Yingshan-of-all-trade. Hello to VerMOOOOnters. Hey, maybe we should bump off Piyo and make the Cow-on-skates as mascot (JUST KIDDING PIYO!) Well, let's crank it up with some stories please. Mano, ano ba iyan (what's going on)? LOL Magenta, why even ask MK who's her fave NHL player? It's a forgone conclusion! Ask her how she likes Tustin (JUST KIDDING!!!).

maybe we should start a Michelle Kwan for President campaign. To set her up for 2015, when she's legal of age. I must say that is a fine looking slice of green. Knowing me though if they ever made "kwan" money I probably wouldn't spend it.

[Jenny]

...but I thought you Fan Fictioners might be interested in this article about Monday night's Kings game, "<a href=http://www2.nando.net0/noframes/story/0,2107,500036351-500058734-500038993-0,00.html>Kings bid farewell to Forum, home for 32 years</a>." Interesting quotes (emphasis mine): "...The Kings closed out their residency in the circular building on Manchester Avenue with an 8-1 victory over the rival Anaheim Mighty Ducks in an exhibition game Monday night." "Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell and Olympic figure skater Michelle Kwan joined the rest of the cheering crowd on its feet late in the third period as announcer David Courtney said, "One minute remaining in the fabulous Great Western Forum." <font face=wingdings>J</font>

That was definitely an interesting article with some interesting quotes. :oD How many games is this now? 4? Yeah Magenta, ask her who her favorite NHL player is! LOL

I assume that everyone has read that Michelle is skating to Romeo and Juliet at Keri Lotion. (If you haven't read it, I apologize for spoiling the surprise.) I wonder if she will be skating as Juliet, or interpreting the theme, or what. If she is skating as Juliet, I wonder who Romeo is.... [giggle]

It is nice to know that Mk is skating to R&J, but which one. Tcaikovsky, Prokofiev or the modern version. Michelle does not come across as a Juliet to me. I hope she is skating to the more abstract part of R&J, the theme of undying love or whatever.

Sure, I will definitely ask Michelle the question we all wanted to know. As a matter of fact, that will be my first question regardless of what Googoo is going to assign to me. LOL! Chemy, it’s a “foregone conclusion” from us here at BFFF but not coming from 6.0. How do I ask about her liking Tustin? Shall I say: “How often do you hang out at Tustin Ranch?” hehehe. You, bad bad Chemy. Littlepeebles, my count is her 3rd game only. First being at the Pond early in the season, 2nd time was at Detroit during the playoffs, 3rd is at West Forum (Jenny’s report). Did I miss one? I imagine mano must be in cloud 9 to hear their Monday night rendezvous. Have you gotten rid of your cold yingshan-of-all trade?