STUPID TROLL SUBJECTS PART 3

[Beth2000]

WILL TONYA AND JEFF GET BACK TOGETHER AND TRY TO WHACK JEFFS' EX WIFE NANCY?

WILL NANCY TRY TO HIT JEFF WITH TONYAS' HUBCAP?

WILL ANYONE EVER INSPIRE AS MANY SUBJECTS HERE AS TONYA

WILL WE ALL RUSH OUT TO BUY THAT BOOK TONYA SAYS SHE IS GOING TO WRITE

WILL TONYA START A SUMMER SKATING CAMP FOR KIDS CALLED CAMP WHACKAKNEEKNEE

IS MANO SAVING HER PENNIES AS WE SPEAK TO BUY TONYA'S BOOK?

IS MANO REALLY TONYA'S ONLY REMAINING PUPIL?

WILL MANO HAVE TO CHANGE COACHES BECAUSE SHE CAN'T COMPETE IN USFSA EVENTS WITHOUT A SANCTIONED COACH?

WILL TONYA WHACK HER WITH A BATON BECAUSE SHE LEAVES HER?

WILL MANO GIVE TONYA SEVERANCE PAY OR WILL SHE DECIDE ITS SAFER TO MOVE OUT OF STATE AND CHANGE HER NAME?

WILL MANO HAVE TO HIRE A BODYGUARD?

WILL MANO HAVE TO GIVE UP POSTING ON FIGURE SKATING BOARDS TO ELUDE THE IRATE TONYA?

WILL MANO START SENDING JEFF CHRISTMAS CARDS IN PRISON?

(we need variety, so I'll include some that have nothing to do with Tonya and John Rocker)

WILL KRISTI YAMAGUCHI CALL OFF THE WEDDING AND MOVE TO LOS ANGELES TO PURSUE A SOAP OPERA CAREER?

WILL sw10025 COMPLETELY LOSE HER MIND BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE NAGGING AND WHINING AND START PARTICIPATING IN THE PASHA-MAYA THREADS ON FSW BECAUSE SHE FEELS SHE ISN'T GETTING ENOUGH ABUSE AS IT IS?

WILL YUKA SATO AND JASON DUNGJEN GET IN AN ARGUMENT OVER WHOSE TURN IT IS TO COOK DINNER IN THE MIDDLE OF A PAIRS PERFORMANCE?

WILL TIFFANY AND JOHNNIE STIEGLER EVER STOP GROWING TALLER AND TALLER?

WILL CANDELORO EVER DO A ROUTINE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE DISROBING?

WHAT THE HECK IS ANGELIKA KRYLOVA THINKING, ANYWAY?

WHY THE HECK HASN'T sw10025 MENTIONED DICK BUTTON YET?

WILL MR. BUTTON EVER STOP GUSHING OVER THE BABY BORG?

I MEAN, ITS GOING TO LOOK RIDICULOUS WHEN THEY'RE ALL PUSHING THIRTY...

WILL PEGGY HAVE TO SLAP HIM DOWN NEXT TIME HE STARTS SALIVATING TOO MUCH?

WHY ON EARTH DOES ANYBODY LISTEN TO ANYTHING TERRY GANNON SAYS ABOUT FIGURE SKATING?

HAS LESLIE VISSER BEEN SECRETLY COPYING MANO'S HAIR?

WOULD IT BE AN IMPROVEMENT IF PLUSHENKO DID THE SAME?

[Beth2000]

WILL KRISTI INVITE US ALL TO HER WEDDING?

WILL KATERINA WITT EVER KEEP HER CLOTHES ON?

WILL PASHA EVER GIVE UP ON SKATING?

WILL PASHA EVER HAVE HER OWN MAN OR WILL SHE CONTINUE TO BORROW OTHER SKATER'S HUSBANDS?

WILL JENNY HAVE TO HIDE LUCKY GUY FROM PASHA?

SHOULD ILIA AVERBUKH TAKE SOME HAIR STYLING LESSONS FROM MANO TOO

JUST HOW MANY TIMES CAN EVGENY SKATE HIS LP BEFORE THE COSTUME FALLS APART

SHOULD ALL WIVES HID THEIR HUSBANDS FROM PASHA

SHOULD TONYA AND PASHA START A TALK SHOW TOGETHER CALLED THE BAD GIRLS

WILL TONYA AND PASHA'S SHOW CONSIST OF NOTHING BUT THEM BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR THEIR PROBLEMS

[Beth2000]

WILL TONYA TEACH PASHA HOW TO USE HUBCAPS?

WILL PASHA USE HUBCAPS ON OTHER SKATER'S SO THAT SHE CAN GET THEIR HUSBANDS?

WILL KRISTI HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO USE A HOCKEY STICK AND PUCK TO KEEP PASHA AWAY FROM HER MAN?

(Beth and Mano, do I understand your threads correctly that Pasha has been involved with more than ONE married man? Who else besides Zhulin? I know she and Nicole B. got into it backstage at COI because of a man, but I wasn't aware she had made the same mistake before/again)

HOW MANY MORE TIMES DOES PLUSHENKO HAVE TO SKATE THAT STUPID RUSSIAN FOLK MUSIC PROGRAM BEFORE WE ALL COLLECTIVELY HEAVE?

IS LUCKY GUY REALLY SAFE FROM PASHA IF SHE IS ALL THE WAY OVER IN RUSSIA?

IS IT JUST sw10025, OR DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK PASHA IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE MARILYN MONROE IN LOOKS OR CHARISMA AND SHE LOOKED PRETTY SILLY TRYING TO IMITATE HER AT THE OLYMPICS?

SHOULD PASHA TRY TO DIG UP AND HIRE MARILYN'S PRESS AGENT?

WOULD IT DO HER ANY GOOD IF SHE DID?

DOES PASHA HAVE LESS OF A GRASP OF REALITY THAN THE NAWM?

(I certainly hope there aren't any rabid Pasha fans around here, or I'm gonna get it big time. I can feel the flames as I type.)

SHOULD WE ALL CHIP IN TO BUY KRISTI A TIVO FOR HER WEDDING PRESENT?

SHOULD THE FLIP LOOP FUND (receipts to date of $3.19) BE DISBANDED AND THE PROCEEDS DIRECTED TOWARDS BUYING TIVOS FOR POSTERS ON THIS THREAD?

WILL sw10025 EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT HER TIVO?

WILL DONNA SUMMERS CHANGE THE TITLE OF HER SONG "BAD GIRLS" BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH TONYA?

HOW LONG BEFORE SEVEN7 ON FSW(A POSSIBLE ALIAS FOR JUPITER 2839) REVEALS THEIR TROLLHOOD, AND SHOULD WE TAKE BETS ON THE TIME OF REVELLATION?

SHOULD WE DONATE THE BETTING MONEY TO CMN IF NO ONE CORRECTLY GUESSES THE TROLL RELEVATION TIME?

WOULD MICHELLE THINK WE WERE UTTERLY SILLY, BORED, AND HAD WAY, WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS FOR CONTINUING THIS SILLY THREAD?

[Beth2000]

sw10025 from what I read and I believe it was in one of IFS magazine that Pasha did have more then one married man, but I can't remember who the other ones were. I just remember Zuhlin.

WILL PASHA, AND KATERINA BECOME STRIPPERS ON ICE?(they seem to lose their clothes alot)

WILL THOSE PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND REALLY EAT RATS FOR DINNER OR WILL TONYA SNEAK UP ON THEM AND WHACK THEM IN THE KNEE TO TAKE THE ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

IS IT REALLY AN ISLAND OR IS IT MAKE BELIEVE AND THIS ISLAND IS SET UP ON SOME LOT IN LA?

(Boy, we're really getting pittiful when no one has posted a new message on this thread in almost 24 hours. Where is everybody?!?!)

IS MANO OFF ON THE ISLE OF SURVIVAL, WAITING TO SEE IF THE OTHER SURVIVORS VOTE HER OUT?

DID MANO START EATING THE RATS **LONG BEFORE** THE REGULAR FOOD RAN OUT?

OR DID SHE HIDE CANDY BARS IN HER HAIR?

[Beth2000]

I don't know where Mano is and I am starting to get a little bit worried about her.

DID THE RATS EAT MANO?

DID TONYA COME UP AND WHACK MANO ON HER KNEE?

ARE THE TROLLS HOLDING MANO HOSTAGE?

HOW DID YOU ALL BECOME MK FANS?

WERE YOU SENT A FAT CHECK BY THE USFSA AND TEAM KWAN?

DID YOU FEEL IT WAS YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN TO BECOME A MK FAN?

DID YOU DO IT JUST TO PUT DOWN ANOTHER SKATER?

DID YOU DO IT BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO? (IN OTHER WORDS, YOU DIDN'T DISCOVER MK FOR YOURSELF)

DID YOU BECOME MK FANS AT ANOTHER SKATER'S EXPENSE?

HAVE YOU MAIL BOMBED ANY NON-MK FANS?

MORE QUESTIONS LATER...

[Beth2000]

taboo999 I became a MK fan just by watching her. No one forced her on me. I saw her the first time she was at the Senior level and knew that she was headed somewhere. I still love watching her.

There was no money involved, no animosity, no brainwashing, and definitely no bombs!! Sadly, it's only been a recent discovery for me, so I have a lot of catching up to do!

[mano]

Still here, ALIVE AND KICKING!!!

WILL sw10025 USE THE TIVO TO GET MANO OUT OF THE SURVIVORS GAME SO SHE CAN PARTICIPATE IN WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

WILL THE BORG IN sw10025 MAKE HER TRY TO ASSIMILATE TROLLS INSTEAD OF FLATTENING THEM BY LEVITATING AN X-WING AND HAVE IT DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS?

IS THAT HOW ONE MAKES TROLL PIZZA OR TROLL ROTI???

WAS MANO PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO BECOME A BIG FAN OF MICHELLE KWAN?

DID THE MEDIA HYPE MAKE MANO THINK MICHELL KWAN IS THE BEST OR DID SHE FIGURE THAT OUT WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE HELP?

IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE FAN FICTION, THEN WHY DO THEY STILL GO THERE TO READ ABOUT KWANTASIES?

IF A POSTER SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT THESE KWANTASIES AT FSW, ARE THEY HOPING TO PUT A STOP TO IT TOO BY TRYING TO PUT DOWN THOSE WHO LIKE TO WRITE THEM AND THUS IS JUST AS GUILTY AS WITCH HUNTERS SINCE IT INHIBITS FREEDOM OF SPEECH TOO?

DOES MICHELLE REALLY READ EVERYTHING ON THE FORUM INCLUDING FAN FICTION? AND IF SHE DOES, WHY DID SHE GIVE MANO A COI PROGRAM WITH HER AUTOGRAPH SINCE POSTERS WHO HATE FAN FICTION, BUT READ IT, SAYS MANO EMBARRASSES HER WITH HER KWANTASIES?

HAVE WE REALLY STOPPED BURNING WITCHES AT THE STAKE?

IF WE HAVEN'T, WHY HAVEN'T WE BURNED OURSELVES SINCE WE LIKE TO DAB IN VOODOO BY PUTTING PINS IN OTHER COMPETITORS SKATING DOLLS AND LIKE TO SACRIFICE KFC EVERY COMP MICHELLE ENTERS?

[Beth2000]

Mano So glad to see you back It just isn't the same around here without you.

ARE THE PEOPLE AT FSW SO JEALOUS OF MANO THAT SHE GOT AN AUTOGRAPH COI PROGRAM FROM MICHELLE KWAN THAT THEY WILL SAY ANYTHING?

WILL WE AT MKF HAVE TO HIRE TONYA TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE PEOPLE OVER FSW?

WILL WE AT MKF HAVE TO START CARRYING HUBCAPS TO HIT AND THROW AT THOSE PEOPLE OVER AT FSW?

WILL THE PEOPLE OVER AT FSW TRY AND COME TO JENNY'S WEDDING TO DESTROY HER HAPPINESS?

real question: what thread on fsw are they talking about BFFF?

IS THE EVIL BRAINWASHING FORCE THAT FORCED ME TO BECOME A MICHELLE FAN THE SAME EVIL FORCE THAT FORCES PEOPLE THAT HATE BOTH MK AND HER FANS COME TO THE MFK AND THE SAME FORCE THAT FORCES THEM TO READ BFFF?

My conspiracy theory (with is no worse or stupider than any of theirs) is that they want to put MK fans down so badly that they lurk here so that they can find posts and threads to copy/bookmark so that when they go on a MK fan bashing tangent, they can pop them out as "proof" that we're all terrible people. Example: Like what is happening on a certain other board right now (not FSW or the REAL TRUE TARA FANS board; clue: a number of them seem to suffer from incontinence).

I find it interesting that they never save any of the threads where we critique anything of Michelle, say nice things about her competitors, etc. My guess it that it would ruin their "MK fans are evil and think Michelle is perfect" defense. I also notice that some of the posters on the "Michelle and her fans are evil" thread were also posting on a thread that was started for the specific purpose of putting Michelle down, and they didn't seem upset about it at all, in fact, they were adding to it or encouraging it.

I'll just say that I would rather be a psycho rabid MK fan than a sanctimonious hypocrite who is so stupid that they can't tell a skater apart from a fan who that skater probably doesn't even know.

Very good, taboo999, I for one got exactly who you were mocking.

Mano, the Tivo is a wonderous thing, however, it can't actually cut you out of one program and insert you into another (well, not on the current software upgrade, at any rate). However, if you like I will 60x FF you on the survivor's island to try to get you off faster to make WWTBAM...

Oh, and incidentally, we the Borg only assimilate higher life forms. Protozoa are more worthy of our notice than Trolls are.

I personally became an MK fan when she was 12, and placed sixth at her first senior nationals (I'm happy to say I was an early and steadfast convert), long before Michelle had money, an agent, any sort of recognition or reputation, or this alleged Borg-like media publicity machinery behind her to hog all the TV and newspaper time and deprive her competitors of the headlines. (PUHLEASE). At that point, almost nobody in American had heard of IS (unless they'd seen the junior world championships), I'd never heard of TL, and Maria was busy preparing to fail to qualify at the world championships and thereby deprive Russia of a single ladies berth at the 94 Olympics.

As for the comments on FSW and what I presume to be the "breakaway board", if they don't like what they read here, why do they indulge in masochistic behavior and force themselves to read stuff here? Do they really have nothing better to do to amuse and occupy themselves? I wouldn't even bother to read anything on the latter board, but the people at FSW, I just don't know why they'd even care. I couldn't even find the relevant thread, which one was it?

<a href=http://www.fsworld.com/bboard/Forum1/HTML/004292.html>Don't respond to trolls</a>
A couple people gladly turned it into a "Let's bash MK fans" thread.

<a href=http://www.fsworld.com/bboard/Forum1/HTML/004211.html>The real relationship between Michelle and somebody else</a>
A couple people gladly went ballistic at any respect shown to Michelle and her fans here too.

[mano]

ARE MKFANS ALL NUTS AND IF THEY ARE, DOES THAT MEAN MICHELLE KWAN IS A NUT MAGNET?

ARE ALL ANTI-MK LURKERS CUTTING/PASTING AND SAVING RELEVANT MKF THREADS TO THAT THEY WILL USE IT AGAINST THEM LATER AS PROOF TO PUT THEM DOWN?

ARE ALL ANTI-MK LURKERS PERFECT SINCE THEY DON'T SEE THEIR OWN FAULTS IN THEIR OWN POSTS?

SHOULD ALL MK FANS START CUTTING/PASTING AND SAVING ALL TOPICS, POSTS AND THE LIKE STARTED BY ANTI-MK LURKERS AT OTHER BOARDS SO WE CAN SAVE IT AS EVIDENCE IN A COURT OF LAW?

SHOULD MANO GIVE SKATINGFAN HER KWAN DEFENDER COSTUME FOR EVERY TIME SHE VENTURES INTO UNFRIENDLY WATERS?

SHOULD TIGER BE MADE AWARE THAT SKATINGFAN IS GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND HER DUTY AS A KWAN FAN AND REWARD HER FOR IT?

HOW WEAK AN EXCUSE IS HATING A SKATER, OR ANY ATHLETE FOR THAT MATTER, BECAUSE OF THE TYPE OF FANS SHE/HE HAS?

IF THEIR FAVE SKATER HAS A FAN IN PRISON OR AN ASYLUM WILL THAT MAKE THEM SUDDENLY HATE THEIR FAVE SKATER?

DO THEY HATE MICHELLE BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT THAT MOST OF THE POSTERS AT MKF ARE REALLY MENTAL HEALTH PATIENTS THAT ESCAPED FROM AN ASYLUM?

DID WE REALLY ESCAPE FROM THE ASYLUM OR ARE WE STILL BOUNCING OFF THE RUBBER WALLS WHILE WHISTLING LYRA ANGELICA AND EATING CORN DOGS AFTER THE MEDICATION?

BTW, skatingfan, if you're reading this, I salute you. Why bother going over there, though? Let them say what they will 'cause that's how they always will be. I never ventured there 'cause it's not worth the extra headache. Nice for ice dancing topics but not much else. Just make like a Duck and float away. Yes, you guys can cut/paste and save this for the future when I'm not acting like a perfect poster I'm supposed to be.

SINCE ALL MK FANS ARE NUTS ARE THE POSTERS AT FSW THAT INSIST ON BASHING US TRYING TO BE NUT CRACKERS

ARE THE NUT CRACKERS TRYING TO CHOP AND MINCE US TO USE IN ONE OF THEIR TROLL RECIPES

DOES ROSA WEAR HER RUBY SLIPPERS WHEN SHE LURKS AT THOSE "OTHER" BOARDS SO SHE CAN CLICK HER HEELS TOGETHER AND SAY "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME" AND INSTANTLY BE BACK AT MKF

BTW - Mano it is sooooooooooo good to see you back - I have really missed you!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU ARE AN NON-MK FAN OR AN MK FAN WHO FEELS YOU ARE ABOVE MOST OTHER MK FANS, DO YOU GET AUTOMATIC PSYCHIC POWERS TOWARD MK FANS, LIKE KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE THINKING, KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO SAY, AND KNOWING EXACTLY HOW THEY ARE FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING?

IF YOU HAVE THESE POWERS, DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE THE GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO TRASH MK FANS (EITHER INDIVIDUALLY OR AS A WHOLE) IN SOME DISCUSSION THAT THEY AREN'T EVEN INVOLVED WITH (EVEN IF THE MK FAN IN QUESTION ISN'T THINKING ABOUT YOU OR CARING ABOUT YOU) BECAUSE YOU KNOW "THEY WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING ANYWAY" AND YOU KNOW IT FOR A FACT?

WHY CAN SOME PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH THE RESULTS OF THE 96 WORLDS LADIES COMPETITION AND STATE THAT THEY WERE WRONG AS IF IT WERE A HARD CORE FACT AND NOBODY CARES, YET OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT DISAGREE WITH THE RESULTS OF THE 98 LADIES OLYMPICS COMPETITION WITHOUT BEING JUMPED ON BY PEOPLE ACCUSING THEM OF BEING "BITTER", "BLIND", "STUPID", "STUCK IN THE PAST", ETC. IS IT BECAUSE ONE VIEW MATCHES THE ACCUSERS' OPINIONS WHILE THE OTHER VIEW DOES NOT?

WHY IS IT THAT MK FANS ARE CONSIDERED DANGEROUS AND PSYCHO, YET WE ARE NOT THE ONES WISHING SKATERS TO DIE? IS IT BECAUSE THE SKATER THAT THE FAN(S) OF ANOTHER SKATER WISHES TO DIE IS ONE THAT THE OTHERS CONDONING IT ALSO DO NOT LIKE? OR IS IT BECAUSE THE FAN(S) WHO IS DOING THE WISHING IS A FAN OF THE SAME SKATER(S) AS THEM SO THEY MUST BE GOOD PEOPLE?

IS IT "TRASHY" TO WRITE TO A SKATING MAGAZINE TO COMPLAIN OR CALL THEM "MORONS" OR BOTH BECAUSE YOU FEEL THAT A SKATER YOU DO NOT LIKE GOT A BETTER LOOKING PICTURE IN ONE OF THEIR ISSUES THAN A SKATER YOU DO LIKE?

[mano]

Okay, time to sing a Mariah Carey's song "Hero".

Ahem...there's a hero...if you look inside your self...etc, etc...And then a hero comes along, with the strength to carry o-o-on, and you cast your fears aside, 'cause you know you can...something.

Apologies for the words and the out of tune stuff. BTW, skatingfan, that was to honor you. I'll send the KFC via Fed-Ex tomorrow. Oh, and don't worry about the "trashy" stuff, in my weird wild dictionary, it means you are "historically romantic". Neat, huh?

DOES MANO LURK BECAUSE SHE HATES OTHER BOARDS OR BECAUSE IT AMUSES HER TOO, JUST LIKE MOST PEOPLE?

DOES MANO PLAN TO CUT AND PASTE ANYBODY'S SIN FOR USE AT OTHER BOARDS LATER?

IN THE END, WILL GOD ASK MANO WHY SHE SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON MESSAGE BOARDS WHEN THERE'S REALLY MORE TO THIS LIFE?

back to skating:

WILL MICHAEL WEISS SKATE TO SWAN LAKE NEXT SEASON?

IF HE DOES, WILL HE WEAR FEATHERS?

CAN HE PETITION THE BACK FLIP TO BE ALLOWED IN THE ELIGIBLE COMPETITION SO THAT HE CAN SIGNIFY A SWAN IN FLIGHT?

Thanks littlepebbles, for the links. I had avoided the second like the plague 'cause I knew where it would eventually go, and anyway, who even CARES whether they like or hate each other? Its irrelevant. As for the first thread, I suspect if the alleged troll hadn't committed the majority of their offenses on MKF, but elsewhere, there wouldn't have been such an uproar about rabid fans persecuting people across boards...

I hope that all this venting is cathartic for you all, but no offence or criticism intended, but I think you all are assigning too much importance to what these people are saying about you/us/MK fans in general. If you look at these comments objectively, or as objectively as you can get, given the content, these are just angry, bitter, and/or resentful people throwing bombs at others. Some of the comments weren't even particularly coherent or intelligent. Let 'em think what they like. If you respond to them (and you can be sure somebody will read this thread, too) you're only feeding the fire, and giving them more credence and power than they deserve.

HAS MANO BEEN SENDING MARRIAGE PROPOSALS TO BRIAN BOITANO?

HAS MANO BEEN SENDING OFFERS OF MARRIAGE TO MICHELLE (!) ?

DID MANO SEND BRIAN A PICTURE OF HER, COMPLETE WITH BIG HAIR, AND HE FAKED THE BACK INJURY AND WENT INTO VIRTUAL SECLUSION TO AVOID HER?

OR DID JENNY GET HIM FIRST, AND LUCKY GUY IS REALLY BB?