Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XIV

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[annabelle]

wow XIV already? i guess we should post our pics. remember.....nhl awards! Thursday June 24th @ 8pm Eastern/5pm Pacific. Its about @ hours. <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/graphics/paulsmile.gif> what a cutie!

[annabelle]

sorry. let me correct my typo....... the awards ceremony is gonna be 2 hours long

[mano]

For starting Chapter 14. One of these days, those Roman numerals are going to give us all coniptions... BTW, folks, the countdown continues: <font face=westminster color=red size=6>BBT = 3 DAYS</font> BBT (Bubble Burstin' Time) Sigh. Thanks Annabelle for the info. New Topic: If MK had to do it over again, what program would you like for her to have used at the Mighty Ducks Fanfair. She used the Fate of Carmen on Jan 17, 1999 wearing a black leotard. Just wonderin' 'cause last year I always thought that the Rach would be nice to debut in a Hockey game intermission with the players all watchin' but that is just BIG TIME wishful thinking on my part.

Hey guys! I've never posted in your chapters before and I think this a great venue for you to create romance fiction . . . However . . . A poster on the "other side" said that PK is married. Is this true? It would be hard to imagine . . . -Bernie, happy that the FSWorld chose not to reduce Michelle Kwan into a bunch of asterisks

I saw that on FSW also. Now I can't imagine PK getting married and it getting past Mano, Yingshan and Annabelle. If this is true, it must have happened very recently. (Like last night) Maybe the poster on the "other side" got PK confused with someone else. If the poster didn't, then we can get Magenta (where ever she is) to send a subliminal message tape to PK. It can play "Lyra Angelica" and the background message can be "divorce...divorce...divorce...".

wow! i haven't been here for a while! i ate at this small japanese restaurant last night and i saw PK's poster on the wall...i guess he ate there once cuz his signature was on the poster with something about the restaurant. anyways, i thought about the forum right away. i had finals last week, and i have driving classes this week...boring!! anyways, i don't think that PK is married, it would've been in the OC register or something and i would have seen it.

Here is PK's bio from the official Mighty Ducks website <A HREF=http://www.mightyducks.com/bios/kariya.html >http://www.mightyducks.com/bios/kariya.html </A> And the very first word under "Personal" is <font color=red>single</font>. Where is heck is Mano? I haven't heard from her all night. Maybe she read the FSW thread and keeled over from shock.

I need to wipe everything out of my monitor and keyboard after spitting pineapple juice all over the places....... PK married? When? Did he sneak out to Las Vegas yesterday or something? That's the only way I wouldn't see anything in local press or hear about it. That poster must mistake him for someone else. Teemu perhaps? Hi, everyone! Nice to know Chemy and Littlepebble missed me. :-) Thanks for asking about my hand. My shoulder doesn't bother me as much. Our company changed my chair and adjusted my monitor. I changed the mouse at home to a trackball type mouse. Every little bit helps. Now if only I can adjust my home computer setting too..... I took today off and spent this evening getting a new car. My old car was over 10 years old. Tonight I drove home a Pontiac Grand Prix. I'm on cloud nine right now. :-) At least, until the BBT. BBT = 3 days. Sniff, sniff.....

Does Michelle know? Uh-oh...nevermind <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/bruisedpk.jpg> Yingshan, PK married? Please verify. OH please don't let this be true! Is this the end of MKF BF FF threads??? BTW, good to hear you're getting better, and congrats on your new car. Mano, sniff sniff bbt countdown...2 days to go... Chemy (ulcer-time this coming NHL awards).

Hi Everyone, Here's my two cents: I agree with akemi_chan, if PK was married we would have read about it in our OC Register. Unless this happened within the last few days - and then as stated, we would have heard/read about it. Here's my take on this. BernieToeLoop, if you read this from a poster on "the other side" then maybe it's somebody who is just trying to mess with all of our FanFiction heads. Consider the source and just keep coming up with all these wonderful story lines and photos that all you talented people have been so kind to share with the rest of us.

I agree with the general sentiment here. If PK had gotten married, fans would most definitely have heard about it. If for some freak of accident reason it was true, then could we speculate that PK pulled a "Dennis Rodman"? ROTFLMAO, Chemy! Can we say this is what happpened after PK begged for Michelle's forgiveness? Or how about after he met a fan fictioner, hee hee! Oh, and congrats on the new car, Yingshan! You must be enjoying that new car smell OK, 2 more days and I have my tissues ready just in case I need to boo hoo

[annabelle]

check this out its on the awards <A HREF=http://www.nhl.com/awards99/index.htm >http://www.nhl.com/awards99/index.htm </A> its gonna be reshown on wed. june 30 from 2-4 on espn. gee i love this pic.... <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3087/graphics/paulsmile.gif>

[mano]

There once was a post on FSW That left us quite stunned on Who's Dating Who? Michelle Kwan soon found out, Paul Kariya's a married lout She left him all over black and blue. Heehee!!! Oh what a turn this thing has taken. Nothing like sheer comedy to take the sting out of BBT-2 days, sigh!!!

on Heather's site ("Model Athletes"). Michelle said her model athlete is Michael Jordan. Guess which athlete PK admires most? Coincidence? You decide. Chemy, LOL. Funny pic! I'm trying not to think of BBT.

[annabelle]

everyone love micheal jordan! i don't know one person on this planet who doesnt think micheal jordan is the model athlete. why is everyone so bummed about the nhl awards? i dont get it. do we really expect a nice, handsome, intelligent, bachelor like pk to stay single forever?

[mano]

That much, but then again, I'm a Knick fan and if you know Knick/Bulls history, you know why. Annabelle, we don't expect PK to be single forever, we'd rather he be married forever to MK, but that's our big time wishful thinking. The NHL awards is going give us a glimpse of PK in another atmosphere, the OSCARS of the NHL, if you will. And that means PK will be expected to bring a date of some sort. Who that will be, will be the deciding factor if the bubble bursts for us. I know, it's one night, but sigh, what I would do to wish that were MK with him.

[mano]

June 24, 1999 NHL Awards Checklist: VCR set to SP 8:00 PM Blank Tape for recording A box of tissues Prince Valium to help you sleep. Did I forget anything? Let the Fan Fictioner's Lamentation's begin.

I have to start being more consistent, my sparatic visits have left me in the dust. Well I missed y'all did you miss me? Actually don't answer I'm sure mano will write some sarcastic response (nah nah nah just joke) I don't want to end up like the pk depicted here. Well I guess I'll try to find the nhl awards on the boob tube. bye y'all all all P.S. and I hope I won't find no wife just a dolled up mk on the arm of a handsome japanese lightning :-)

Now it's a thread at FSW! That terrible rumor is putting a crimp in PK-MK relationship <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/angrymk.jpg> (FICTION!) Somebody there (at FSW) remarked "one young man at that MK site thought it would be nice if Paul and Michelle became an 'item.' He frequently drops hints about #9 in posts on this board." Who could that be? A young man OR a young MANO!!!! Mano, don't forget chewable Antacids, smelling salts, Motrin...I'm getting our "Out of Business" banner ready. sniff sniff

Unfortunately, I will be missing most of the NHL Awards because I have to work from an hour from now until after 9:00. So I'll be setting my VCR to see if PK comes with MK, or with Miss Tropicana model, or with Miss Teacher from Vancouver, or with Miss Petticoat, or with someone else who isn't MK. Now [sniff], excuse me while I get ready to go to work [sob]. Hope I won't flood the store out. That reminds me, I think I'll have a flotation device with me in case the tissues don't work. Nice pic, Chemy. After this is all over, PK will look worse than if he were in a hockey game brawl. I can't stand this! This is worse than waiting to see the Olympics or Worlds after already learning the results. Well, just in case this is the end of this series of threads, it's been real. [sob, sniff, sob!] <font face=wingdings color=green size=10>LLLLLLLLL</font> <font face=wingdings color=blue size=10>LLLLLL</font> Just for old times sake.

[annabelle]

darn darn darn! i always miss him talking. i flipped back to espn 2 and teemu finished talking, all i saw him do was hand that one dude the trophy. did anyone see his date? i didn't. maybe he didn't have one. so anyways he was part of the nhl all starter team ( or whatever it is) what the heck is it anyway? man he looked good in his tux. kristi y looked cute too.

Buried in the towels? :-) I missed the first half of the NHL Award (My company had the nerve to ask me to go to work!). Did I miss anything? I saw PK presenting the goalie award with Teemu and his being named to the all-star team. They didn't show who's sitting beside him though. My guess is he went alone. They showed most other players' wives or girlfriends. Of course, if our girl were there, there's no way not showing her. Now anyone caught PK's arrival? Could someone confirm my guess? If he went alone, our bubble hasn't completely bursted yet. :-)

[mano]

Ha, for big taping events you ask a week in advance to leave early or for a day off. I left early and was ready and waiting for the NHL Awards by 7:10 PM. Channel surfed while waiting for the Women's soccer game to end. That ended late (almost had a heart attack when the announcer said that the US soccer team was playing 8:30, until he mentioned that was on ESPN, sigh), around 8:05 or so, then had to wade through endless commercials, then finally the Awards which was already in progress. It hasn't really started 'cause they decided to do a comedic bit at the beginning featuring a hockey player on a golf course, etc. Anyway, better than last years award show, this one kept a good pace and wasn't as longwinded as the Oscars. The crowd was loud and the highlights included Wayne Gretzky receiving two Standing Ovations (long ones at that). Kristi Yamaguchi presented the Rookie of the Year award I think (forgot the name, my bad) and she looked good in a short black sequined dress showcasing her wonderful figure skating legs. The guy presenting with her asked her what else she brought home in 1992 Olys and she mentioned Bret Hedican and they showed him. How sweet is that. Nice cheer too. Anyway. Onto to the rest of the Awards. Couldn't recognize anybody without their uniform 'cept the stars such as Kariya, Selanne, Peca, Gretzky, Cujo, Hasek, Jagr. They are a very square crowd, no cross-dressing Dennis Rodman's in sight and that's a good thing. As for Paul Kariya, he presented with Teemu Selanne the Vezina Trophy which goes to the most outstanding Goalie of the year. A bit of a comedic irony 'cause these guys are prolific goal scorers and are supposed to hate Goalies (PK said that too) and yet there they are presenting it to Dominik 'the Dominator' Hasek. They showed him again as a member of the 1999 All Star. He was also in a clip where Teemu handed his son over for him to carry, it's cute and unexpected and very short. BTW, Teemu Selanne got himself a very beautiful wife. What a great looking couple they are. Also when Teemu received his Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Award for most goals scored this year, (first ever Award recipient), they showed PK as well as Duck's coach Craig Hartsburg. All the up close shots of PK had no baywatch babes hanging on his left nor right. Probably went solo this year, which is fine with us bunch, yes? Give MK a time to rest from touring or maybe they aren't ready to reveal their relationship yet...if they are an item at least. That or MK is really seeing that Seattle Olys. hopeful which explained the descriptions Littleone4eva and others gave us of MK during the final COI in Seattle. YOWZERs, don't even want to go there. Well anyway, next up for PK, his contract needs to be signed and as for MK, new programs and hopefully Skate America/Skate Canada and a slew of Hockey games. I can't wait until next season starts. New motto "Maybe next year."

Close call. We're still in business. No sight of the wrong woman (no Mk either, but it's OK! She didn't have Canadian visa ready at the time :-)). So that's how PK sounds like--now I know. We can all rest easy for now.... For the non-FSW dwellers such as yingshan, here is mano's PK-MK fantasy matchmaking history (I hope you don't mind, mano): mano &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; posted June 24, 1999 12:59 AM ET (US) *** ****** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ LOL HSF, I hope you are not referring to me, 'cause I'm usually the Wishful thinking one who drops hints once in a while about #9. As for my gender, I¹m female to the bone. Full name Manolita and I hail from NYC. I'm a Rangers fan, being a New Yorker, but I root for the Duck's cause of players like Kariya and Teemu Selanne. Other info, I watch all sports, and root for my home teams such as the Knicks for basketball, METs (not Yankees) for Baseball, Giants then Jets for Football. Fun dream would be to work for ESPN, but that is highly unlikely and as fictional as the MK/PK scenario (I'm currently stuck in the financial district of Manhattan). As for other athletes who I wouldn't mind being with, Mike Piazza of the New York Mets, and or Alexander Popov, the Russian Rocket of Freestyle swimming(50m, 100m) but he is married. I discovered PK while watching ESPN's Sportscenter in December '97. He was intriguing 'cause he was Asian looking and I decided to dig up some info on him from the Web. I liked what I saw and was hoping to see more of him especially in the Olys. But he was sidelined with brutal crosscheck that left him with a concussion. It was after MK's Silver Win at Olys that for some reason my mind decided the match up PK and MK basing it mostly on what I've learned about them.(I'm sort of a matchmaker sometimes, bad habit, I know.) History lesson, there was a matchmaking post here on FSW last year a little after the Olys and I intro'd MK/PK because: Both are '94, '98 Olympians (even though she was an alternate in '94, and he didn't get to represent his country due to injury in '98). Both hope to go to 2002 Olys. They both have Silver Medals from the Olys, he in '94, she in '98. MK was favored to win gold, PK and team Canada were favored to win gold in Hockey. They both won a major competition they were in immediately after the Olys. He and Team Canada won the World Championships in '94, she was '98 World Champion. They both were sidelined by some kind of injury last year, he a concussion, she a stress fracture. Both are of Asian descent in some way. She is Chinese, he is half Japanese (father's side) and half Scottish from Canada. Both are very close to their families, especially their dad. Both have a very philosophical outlook as well as a great perspective in life. Both are considered wonderful role models and are especially known for their strength of character. She was hailed for her class and wonderful sportsmanship after the Olys, he has won Two Lady Byng Trophies for Sportmanship and Gentlemanly Conduct for the NHL. Both reside in California, she in Arrowhead (hails from Torrance), he in Tustin. Both have a multiyear contract with Disney, he of-course plays for the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim franchise. Both are renowned for their prowess on ice. She¹s known for her grace and beauty on and off the ice, he is known for his finesse playmaking, goal scoring, and lightning speed. (AKA Japanese Lightning.) Both associated with a feathered creature. He's a duck that plays on Arrowhead Pond, she's a Swan that skates at Arrowhead Lake. heehee. Anyway, those were some of the things I mentioned last year of why these two would make a great couple, but it was all wishful thinking. On January 16, 1999, my B-day, on Jennys MK site, I found a piece of news that almost made me fly through the roof. MK was going to skate at Arrowhead Pond for the Mighty Ducks Fanfair. You don't understand how elated I was. My fave athletes in California are actually going to share the same ice together, who'da thunk? Apparently I wasn't the only one who felt that way about these two athletes and then Jenny and Heather created the Michelle Kwan Forum (MKF) and the rest is history. All in all, it's just Big time FAN FICTION created by a bunch of us fans who've probably read too much Romance books on the side (least, I did) One big time RULE of thumb, we try to keep the FAN FICTION where it is, only at the Boyfriend Fan Fiction (BFFF) topic on MKF and not spread it around other boards 'cause we don't want to spread any rumors. We just keep wishing they would get together even though we know in our hearts they probably never would. Side's the stuff we put in there are so outlandish, they can never be anything else but fiction. Sorry for being longwinded, but it had to be said. Here are some links to PK: Kariya's Korner <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/3087/ >http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/3087/ </A> Another PK Fan Site <A HREF=http://kodie.simplenet.com/kariya.htm >http://kodie.simplenet.com/kariya.htm </A> Both sides have a good collection of pics and articles if you have time to surf. There are others, but this post is too long already and I do apologize with all my heart. Once again, PK is NOT married (If anything Kyla may be thinking about Pat LaFontaine of the NY Rangers who also suffered a concussion a few weeks after PK). And the MK/PK things is PURE FICTION. It is so BEYOND FICTIONAL, it's crossed over to the Twilight Zone in terms of FAN Fiction. Hope that clears things up a bit. To wit, Œnuff said.