Skaters 10 years from now!

[GMAN]

Here are skaters 10 years from the year 2000 and know it's almost 2011.

Michelle Kwan - Michelle Kwan 30 years old. Married to Pedro Roey. Married for 8 years. Have 2 children named the girl Mila(Chosen by Pedro) and the boy Timmy(Chosen by Michelle) They also have a pet dog named G MAN. (Interview man) Michelle, How did you get this pet dog? Michelle - Well, when we got married G MAN wanted to stay with us so we decided he could be our dog. G MAN - I wanted to stay with Michelle. Not Pedro! (Interview Man) Know lets not insault some people here G MAN! Pedro - Yeah! I never liked hime anyways! G MAN - (G MAN feeling sorry for himself) I know! Nobody likes me!(Audience feeling sorry for G MAN)

(Interview Man) Well anyways Michelle is a coach in Torrance California and is coaching 2006 US nationals Silver medalist Sara Kelly.

Pedro is a carpenter as well as the president of the United States. He likes in his spare time to fish, eat lobster, watch court on television and watch G MAN eat dog food.

G MAN - I never liked this guy!!

[skatingfan]

In 10 years:

Michelle will win olympics 2002 with the Korngold violin concerto as her lp.

Garrett will win winter olympics 2010, ice skating

Garrett will win summer olympics 2008, gymnastics

Michelle will have the initials MD and JD behind her name.

Both Michelle and G Man will serve in the presidents council for physical fittness and health for the U.S. children.

Michelle will be happily married to her first love and only love whoever he is.

Mano will be back posting at MKF.

Chemy will win an oscar for her photosplicing work.

All the beefers will still be subjects to the high preistess YS.

[GMAN]

Wow! That's a better future then I planned!! I knew I had that atheltic fire in me!! And working with Michelle Kwan! What more could I ask?

[GMAN]

Nancy Kerrigan one on one with Tonya Harding. 2011 January 1st.

It's almost been 17 years after Tonya attacked Nancy Kerrigan. Or we think?


Interview guy(Lesly Visser) - Hi Tonya and Nancy. First of all Tonya. Did you really do this attack? (Tonya) "I really didn't do it and I love Nancy very much and her skated is very good! (LV) and Nancy. How much did it hurt? (Nancy) It didn't hurt that bad. Tonya is such a strong skater and she has so much power. (LV) Okay(In a depressed voice) Chuck! Get the head phones!!!

(LV) Nancy get those head phones on! Tonya. How do you realy feel about the attack!(Tonya) To tell you the truth I want to skate pairs with Nancy! I don't know how to break it to her but I gotta! (LV)(Drops her mouth)(Tonya puts it back in place)(LV) And about the attack? (Tonya) I did it all. Does anyone care anymore? (LV) Are you crazy? (Tonya) Is it hub cap time for Lesley? (LV) Sorry!

(LV) Nancy come over here! Tonya get the phones on! Nancy what were you listening to? (nancy) "All that Jazz." (LV) Nice. What do you really feel about the attack! I'll get sued if I don't have a good article!!! (A voice calls Lesley) Leeeeessssllyyyy!!!! (LV) Ops! Sorry Chuck! How much? (Chuck) well from my research...Your going to NBC after this! (LV) Thank you!!! They have better hair stylers there!! I love your chuck! Anyways Nancy talk on! (Nancy) (Looks around if Tonya isn't listening and grunts her teeth) I'm naming my new baby after Tonya! I'm naming her TonyaHardy! TonyaHardy Ginger Kerrigan! TonyaH. for short! (LV) Were's the bus for NBC? (Nancy) I'm due next month! (LV) I thought you were the one that ate all my pies! If you didn't then who did? (Chuck) Lesley I got tickets for NBC for you...(Pie all over his face) Hi Lesley!(LV) Chuck!!! Give me 50! (Chuck) 1...2...3..4.. so on (Nancy) You can do it! You can do it!!! (LV) There's the bus for NBC!!!(Sees some pies in the corner) Haha!!(Gets Boston cream pie and throws them all at Nancy, Chuck and Tonya) You suckers! I'm going to NBC!!! (Grumbles to herself) I need some more trimming. (Chuck) By the way Lesley. Who's your hair styler? (LV) Max. The dog max. (Chuck's mouth goes wide open) (LV) Bye bye everyone!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Klier99]

Funny stuff, G-man!
I was expecting a cat fight, but this takes the cake!

P.S. We'll have to get Oksana Baiul's reaction next!

[GMAN]

Sure! Rematch of the 1994 olympics! Oksana, Nancy, Tonya, and Michelle!!! LOL!

[GMAN]

Nancy getting her hair cut while she sees Oksana Bauil come in.

Nancy -(Nancy reading "Hair cuts for Dummies.")(Nancy looks up at Oksana and bumps her head.) Ouch!

Oksana- Are you o.k miss..Kerrigan!!!
Nancy - I'm fine!
Oksana - What are you reading?
Nancy - Not your problem.
Oksana - Be that way.
(Tonya Harding comes in with her little black lab dog.) (Nancy sees Tonya and jumps up and bonks her head again.)
Nancy - Ouch!(Tonya doesn't listen to Nancy)(Tonya sits in the seat next to Nancy and Oksana sits on the other seat by Nancy.)
(The hair lady calls Nancy and says she's done.)
Nancy - Oh thank you! I love it!!! Beat that Oksana!
Tonya - Nancy! Oksana!!!! Ahhhh!!! I thought I would get away from all this mess!
Oksana - Well, I guess your right here!
Tonya - I have a hub cap you know!
Oksana - Well, I have a car and some skates that could very well run over you!(The dog barks and goes on top OKsana's head them jumps on Nancy's.)
Nancy - (Nancy turning read.) Tonya! Get your dumb dog off of me!! I new I hated runts like dogs!
Oksana - No kidding! I prefer a cat! TONYA HARDING.
Tonya - I'm having my hair cut now.
Nancy - I think you'll need this book.(Hair cuts for dummmies.)(Nancy chuckles!)
Oksana - But you read this book!
Nancy - SHHH!!!
Tonya - (After a half an hour) Look at my hair. Better than both of yours!
Nancy - Yeah!
Tonya - Yeah!
Oksana - I want a re match!(nancy thinking in her mind...Nancy Kerrigan! Olympic gold medalist! Oksana Bauil and Tonya Harding tied for last place! They only get a candy bar!)
Nancy - Your on!!!!
Oksana - Not with you! Tonya!!!
Nancy - (Frowns. But then gets a nasty look on her face.) You can't say that to the Kerrigan!
Oksana - Fine!
Tonya - I could win both of you easily!!!
Oksana - *Laughs* (Suddenly stops.)
Tonya - What are we waiting for?
Nancy - Lets do it!!!
Oksana - But their's no ice!
Nancy - Ice on the road and cement!
Tonya - We don't have to use ice skates!
Oksana - What about hockey?(Everyone looks at her.) Maybe?
Nancy - Lets put it short program on the road and cement and long program hockey game!
Tonya - Sure thing!
(Suddenly a black haired girl comes in.)
Oksana - Oh no! That's the Kwan Kween!
Nancy - Not the Kwan Kween!!!!
Tonya - AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Michelle - Hi everyone! Surprised to see you here!
Oksana - Fine you can be in it too!!
Michelle - What?
Nancy - You know!!! The rematch of the 1994 Olympics.
Michelle - O.k! Sounds like fun!
Oksana - (Tells Nancy and Tonya) She was just trying to fool us that she didn't know!(Nancy and Tonya nod their heads.)
Tonya - Lets get started!

To be continued...

[Beth2000]

GMan you must of had some kind of imagination when you were a kid J/K This is good.

[iceprincess77]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!youre great at this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GMAN]

On the road on the cement with ice all around.

Tonya - OK. I'll go first. Bet you guys can't do this!( Tonya does triple axels and triple lutzes on the cement. She does sit spins and spin combinations. Also not very stretched spirals and another double axel.)
Maria Carey, Barbara Walters, and Snow White come to judge.
Tonya - What are my marks?(Maria - 5.8 Barbara - 5.9 Snow Wite - 5.4) What is a 5.4 for?(Snow White half asleep) Oh I'm sorry. (Tonya rolls her eyes)
Michelle - I'll go next.(Michelle skates to East Of Eden. Does a beautiful triple lutz/triple toe/triple loop, double axel, triple flip, beautiful spins and spirals and footwork. Tonya shakes her head!)
Marks for Michelle Kwan: Mariah - 5.9 Barbara - 5.9 Snow White ???(Tonya slaps Snow White) Get up sleepy.
Snow White - Oh sorry.(She raises the mark and it's a 6.0)
Tonya - Hey! You weren't even watching!
Oksana - Michelle leads!
Nancy - Yeah! Haha!!!
Tonya: :p

To be continued with Oksana and Nancy's short program...

[dynoguy88]

If I was ever down in the dumps, I'd just read some of these posts, and I'll bet you I would feel better.

LOL


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[RINK MANAGER]

The Chinese men would be doing quadruple axels and quintuple jumps, the women would be doing quads of every sort. Dick Button would be commentating at the age of 80.