Fan Fiction: Boyfriends XXI

[littlepebbles1]

Hello, old and new BFFFers with a sense of humor. Here are the required elements. The great #9 <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3087/pictures/paulcard2.jpg> Piyo Piyo <img src=http://store1.yimg.com/I/opane_1528_159003249> BFFF archives <A HREF=http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ >http://www.angelfire.com/me2/KwanFanFiction/ </A> It's getting late so I will post the introductions and disclaimers later.

[littlepebbles1]

Any bold has been done so by me and any [italics] in brackets has been added by me, not the original authors. Skatingfan For first time visitors WELCOME. This is 100% fan fiction. Fan fictioners agree to start a new chapter whenever the thread grows to 80 messages long. We also agree to never discuss this fan fiction material outside of Fan Fiction Land, i.e. we do not post any of this in rssif, FSW, or other threads in this MK forum etc. [Or the PK Forum] Fan fictioners are in the process of producing a play on MK and PK - Paul Kariya the captain of Mighty Ducks. The genius writer is Mano, contributing writers are Kooky, Yingshan (who is also the set designer), Wonder, A-Chan, and Littlepebbles. Chemy is the photographer. Magenta is the ultimate matchmaker, and the rest are managers of this co. I come here just to chill out. Sometimes we refer to MK as 6.0 b/c of the unprecedented # of perfect 6.0s she earned, and PK as #9, he wears #9. Yingshan To New Comers: Welcome to our fantasyland! The purpose of this place is for us to have some fun with our favorite skater: Michelle Kwan. We weave fictional accounts and speculations into very skimpy facts. So you'll be in serious trouble if you take what we say here seriously. And everything we say here are for your and our eyes only. None of this should be repeated elsewhere on the USNET, e.g. RSSIF, FSW.... [Or the PK Forum!!!!!] We're creating a romance novel/movie script. It's temporarily named "Ice to Ice" (I like "Icy Affairs" better). The leads are Michelle Kwan ("6.0") and Mighty Ducks captain Paul Kariya (#9). No, we don't know whether there's anything going on between them. We pick them to write because we think they make a perfect couple. [And not only because they're both Asian, or Asian and 1/2 Asian!] The main screen writer is Mano. I'm the producer/editor. My partner in production is Magenta. Chemy is our photographer. Wonder is my co-editor. Skatingfan is our sound whiz. Blizzard is our art director. Kooky and annabelle are on our contributing writing team. Littlepebbles is our director. Welcome to stay and watch our creative process. But please obey our confidentiality rule. We don't want our brilliant ideas being pirated. One More Criteria..... for anyone who wants to read here: YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR! Mano Do not adjust your monitors, you have just entered...the Boyfriends Fan Fiction Zone (AKA BFFF) If you are feeling lightheaded, dizzy, and see Michael Jordan back with the Chicago BULLs (pun intended), you must STOP, click the "Back button" and seek medical attention quickly. If you happen to have a good sense of humor and realize that this is truly 100 % PURE FAN FICTION, then welcome to our humble abode. Remember, we are not responsible for any mental injuries that might occur upon seeing the fictional stories and pictures. In other words, enter at your own risk. However, we do offer BFFF Life Insurance. Ask one of our agents for more info. Without further ado...(drum roll) May I present the stars of the show... Paul Kariya and Michelle Kwan (Standing Ovation) <img src= http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl...0/portrait.jpg ABSolute Role Models!!! <img src= http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/abs.jpg As the photosplicer responsible for the above pics, Chemy, would say "You are now in BFFF channel" The above disclaimer was paid for by the Friends of Michelle & Paul (AKA FOMP) a non-profit (and I mean non as in non-existent, right Yingshan?) organization. =========================== This is LP here: Not that PK fans aren't welcome (see NLK, I didn't forget you), they are as long as they don't show up trolling, send threatening e-mails, or go running back to the PK forum bashing us and Michelle. Cause unfortunately all that stuff has happened. Hope everyone enjoys our antics and don't be scared of Yingshan, she only bites on Tuesdays. :oÞ

[littlepebbles1]

And I caught a few things I missed last time. The show is called NHL Goal Shots and it's basically about what is happening in the hockey world. PK was on the section called Cool Shots this time and last time. The blond lady is named Danielle Raabe. It was a different show than the last time I saw. This time PK was showing Danielle the three different shots in hockey. I forgot what the first two were, but the last shot was a slap shot, which I thought was very impressive. He was shooting the puck into the goal past a fake goalie. Plus, as of right now (10:17pm EST) PK and the Mighty Ducks are playing the Colorado Avalanche on ESPN2. The score is 0-0 in the 1st period with 17:00 left. It's an away game so probably no MK. <font face=wingdings color=blue size=4>L</font>

[chemy]

How's this <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkpkcuddle.jpg> More tiny personal pics <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic13.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic13.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic13.jpg </A> <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic15.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic15.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic15.jpg </A> LilPebs Thanks for starting BFFF21. Is there any Ms Raabe picture out there? Time to splice her out of PK's life...

[Sharon]

Ohhhhh Chemy! I just LOVE that pic from the new angle, it really looks REAL :-)))))! You are the master!

[kjesse]

After tomorrow my computer access will be limited for a week or two, so I just wanted to say Merry Christmas. You all are very gifted and make this place a joy to visit. It's getting hot and heavy in the rest of the forum and this is the one place I know I can speak my mind without causing a "Smack Down" event. I watched some of the Ducks/Col game, I was flipping between that & the Canadian Open. It was pretty wild. #9 slammed into the boards and looked like he was a tad shaken up, but came back in. Something interesting happened as quoted in the LA Times: The Avalanche challenged the legality of the sticks of winger Teemu Selanne and goaltender Dominic Roussel midway through the third period, winning on both counts and injecting some intrigue into what was a one-sided game. Here's two links if your interested, mainly duck related: <A HREF=http://sports.latimes.com/news/19991216/hko/ana/19991216fmtdvike.html >http://sports.latimes.com/news/19991...6fmtdvike.html </A> <A HREF=http://ocregister.com/sports/ducno016w.shtml >http://ocregister.com/sports/ducno016w.shtml </A> The explanations Mano gave for Beamer & 74 were classic. After viewing the picture of a 74 I'm thinking maybe he's her bodyguard. :-) As always chemy the pictures are classic. But dummy me I can't seem to link (copy link?) the little pictures to my profile area in the control center. Do you mind giving another quick lesson? Later fiction friends, and again a Joyous Holiday Season to You and Yours.

[mano]

Feeling good 'cause of BFFF and everybody in it. Just want to say thanks to Littlepebbles excellent unabridged disclaimer. Also to Chemy for the new and improved pose of MK and PK. Much better that. And for all the personal pics. Have to update my personal pic one of these days. Thanks KJesse for the holiday greetings. May you have a great one also, filled with fun, laughter, and food...lots of food. Hey it's the holidays, we be allowed to pig out a little. 'Sides, if we don't gain a few pounds, what will our New Year's resolution be, eh? Now for my Ducks game review. Mind you I don't do this often, but had to 'cause that was, bar none, one the most fun hockey games I have watched in a long time. And I only caught the 3rd period 'cause I didn't come back from choir rehearsal until 11:30 pm eastern time. That game was a blast all the way down to the illegal stick penalties given to Selanne and Roussel. Sheesh, I thought stuff like that only happened in baseball. Heehee, I was floored 'cause they called two. Kudos to ESPN2 for explaining the rules. What was cool was that all the players played hard, passionate, and showed their character throughout the game. No complacent, non-commital, flat-footed, dull Ducks. You could literally feel their energy flow through the TV. I was so psyched after the game I stayed up for NHL2Night and it was 2:00 AM (thus no icq) in NYC 'fore I got to sleep. Now if the Ducks play like this from now on, they'll have no problem getting through to the playoffs and maybe go past the 1st round. Hope the Kings continue to sink...apologies to any Kings fans. Keeper of last night's game. Selanne kissing his hockey stick in front of the Avs's bench!!! Think he did that twice too. LOL, that was a trip. This Teddy's finally sportin' claws heehee. Only saw PK crashing to the boards from the hilights. I bet somebody went to the cell phone quick and asked the trainer if her sweetheart was alright (wink, wink). Missed Stu's fight, but did see the last fight in the end with Rooch caught in the middle. Weird, wild game but lots of fun. Sharon, apologies. I'll get to the Ice Age probably by this weekend. Been working late as usual...uh, writing this from work again (on my break).

[chemy]

More of 6.0 & 74, er I mean #9. <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/pkmkcheek.jpg> Personal pics: <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic12.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic12.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic12.jpg </A> <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic14.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic14.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic14.jpg </A> Thank you for the compliments. Mano, any facial injuries on our Mightiest Duck? Oh please not the face. Those Avalanche brutes! Kjesse, make sure you're logged in to EzBoard. Once you've typed the url link in Edit Preference, the photo is automatically included w/ your post.

[Karin]

More more more more more!!! I luv them!!!...

[kjesse]

Check out this picture, don't they both look pretty sassy, kind of like "look who I have"!

[kjesse]

Don't 6.0 & #9 look pretty sassy in this picture? Kind of like "Look who I'm with"!!!

[chemy]

<img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/pkmksbs.jpg> Personal pics <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic16.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic16.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic16.jpg </A> <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic17.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic17.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic17.jpg </A> You're welcome KJ Karin (to answer your post below): There's a lot of trade offs when 2 separate unrelated pics are spliced together. Photodeluxe is so limited compared to PhotoShop (I don't have PS except at work). If only #9 & 6.0 would pose cheek-to-cheek in reality LOL

[Karin]

U know what??? I luv these pics...but is there anything that can be done...to make the colour on their faces more similar???...some pics...MK is so "bright" and PK is a little dull....do ya know what I mean???...The lighting on their faces is different!!! OK...stop complaining Karin!!! LOL...

[mano]

Here's me trying to cheer meself up. I've reverted back to my Filipino Corniness. Here's a super old old joke from the Jurassic times. And yes it's PK related, hehehe... Use Paul 4 times in a sentence. * * * * * * Give up?!? * * * Alright, here's the answer to what mano might say to Paul Kariya if she ever spots him near a swimming pool (fat chance of that ever happening), complete with FOB (Fresh of the Boat) Filipino accent: Paul be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul!!! nyahahahahaha (Filipino corny laugh) Okay, that's it for my corniness. Only emerges once a year, usually around the Ides of December. Yeah, yeah, I'll stick to the story writing, mayhap will have something tomorrow. Last but not least, had a bad dream last Thursday. Okay it was a nightmare of sorts involving MK and the Ducks. Apparently, in my dream, MK did go out with one of the Ducks, but it ain't PK. Some white guy (narrows it down to like all of them) who sort of has a College look about him, you know, dazed confused look, has a goatee, but was blond I think. Honestly doesn't look like anybody playing for the Ducks right now, thank God. Anyway, I think it was Coach Hartsburg who spoke to me (Ha, fat chance of that happening too). He said that the reason why Michelle hasn't been in any of the games this season is because she broke up with that mystery Duck and there's been tension in the club house from PK and other players I think. Also used that as an excuse for the Duck's poor play. Anywho, I think that's all I remember 'cause the rest of my dream had something to do with some weirder people. Then I woke up and thanked God profusely again for realizing that wasn't real. I know, I know, stay away from coffee and Prince Valium, bad mix that...(just kidding, never even met a prince, nor took Valium, love coffee though)

[Karin]

ROTFL!!!

[yingshan]

Chemy! You've filled your quota for the week! As for Extra Crispy... Just to let you know. I saw an article in ESPN magazine today about brothers playing in the NHL. Of course, Paul and Steve were the headliners in a two page spread. Paul was in profile, laughing. It's a great pic. Chemy may have use of it. It's kind of similar to the one chemy used.

[mano]

Yingshan, doesn't my joke count? Has Paul in there 4 times. Plus I recounted my nightmarish dream. I should get something for that, I'm taking Therapy as it is for having that dream and psychotherapists aren't covered in the healthplan you offered us.

[Amelia]

Just finished watching the rebroadcast of last years World Pro. Michelle skated East of Eden and OH my gosh I forgot how much I love that program! Lovely and beautiful and oh yeah, perfect! Anyway ... afterwards, they showed Michelle backstage, talking to Elvis Stojko, who gave her a kiss (!!). Not a *kiss* kiss, but you know what I mean. A hug kiss. What was he doing there? I mean, he wasn't skating, was he just watching Michelle ... ? And then, as she's walking away, Michelle turns back to him and says, "thank you, well, I'll talk to you ... after," and gestures toward the door. I saw this competition last season, but I don't remember that part. Could it be that we're missing something? HMMMMMM ... Amelia

[Karin]

LOL...not Elvis!!!

[littlepebbles1]

I was at World Pros last year and all of the skaters were there, not just the ones that competed. I forgot why, but they all went to a party afterward in this banquet room upstairs. After the competition, my friends and I saw Philippe Candeloro walking around backstage from where we were standing. My friends and I found out from one of the ushers where the party was going to be. And we went upstairs, not to go to the party, just to try to get a glimpse of the skaters when they went in. We were on the other side of the rope looking over. But if Michelle had come by, we would have called to her. <font face=wingdings color=blue size=4>J</font> But before any skaters came by, some MCI dude came and threw us out. <font face=wingdings color=blue size=4>L</font> So, no Michelle. That was probably what she was talking about seeing Elvis at, and that kiss was probably a brother-sister kiss. Shameless plug: If you haven't already, read my story A Christmas Carol (BFFF style) in Fan Fiction. <font face=wingdings color=blue size=4>J</font>

[skatingfan]

b/c he was scheduled to compete but had to withdraw secondary to injury.

[chemy]

Mano, RODPL! (Translation: Rolling on da ploor lapping!) Amelia, for your info, PK took care of the "Elvis" business (from eyewitness account) <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/esmk.jpg> (Sorry for the reissue, veteran BFFFers) More PPs <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic18.jpg> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic18.jpg >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic18.jpg </A> <img src=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic18.gif> <A HREF=http://www.geocities.com0/Tokyo/Flats/3170/mkbfpic18.gif >http://www.geocities.com:80/Tokyo/Fl.../mkbfpic18.gif </A> Thank you YS. Where's my Christmas bonus?

[chemy]

Look! <img src=http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Flats/3170/pkbook.gif> I think it's time to list our 12 Days of Christmas (BFFF version). Anyone care to start?

[mano]

Tik it eesy on the Taglish. you meed me lap also. BTW, BFFFers, check out the "Horoscopes" link that Andrea (AKA littleone4eva) posted. It is hilarious what it says of MK and PK. Just punch in their B-days. BTW, I punched in my B-Day even though I knew I was a "water oxen" (not Tiger, sigh). Just wanted to see what it says. Says I'm a genius. Sheesh, knew that a long time ago, heehee. BTW skatingfan, you were right that MK would look good with a Tiger Wood or rather, Wood Tiger, PK's sign. Weird wild stuff, eh?

[Amelia]

Well, I'm glad the Elvis scare has been taken care of, phew!! Lol, I saw that and got worried ... I guess it was old (and knocked out!) news. I wasn't a BFFFer back when I saw that before. Thanks for the picture Chemy ... too funny!! Hey, can anybody be a famous BFFF writer? I would love to help with these wonderful and hysterical stories! Amelia P.S. Edited to add more stuff.