Fan Fiction: Boyfriends Silver XXV

[littlepebbles1]

The required elements

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So nicely done by Chemy *applause*

Piyo Piyo
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10. You shall not put forth any KFC around MK's temple where we worship.
9. You shall put the success of our production above your personal gain (no whining about pay)
8. You shall do everything to further our causes, e.g. sending PK a MK's book, hinting of MK when you can talk to PK, no matter whether it makes you a laughingstock.
7. You shall not nominate any guys for MK lightly (You shall do a detailed background check before mentioning it here). Our girl deserves the best.
6. You shall not be vulgar in any creative writing or picture splicing.
5. You shall not throw yourself at any guy who we consider a good match for MK no matter how attractive you find him to be or how close you get to him. This is a non-competitive clause.
4. You shall not mention any BFFF outside of this thread, especially not in any PK Forum.
3. You shall have a sense of humor.
2. You shall not mistake any writings here as "news".
1. You shall bow to the high pristess's wisdom at all time!

[littlepebbles1]

Any bold has been done so by me and any [italics] in brackets has been added by me, not the original authors.

Skatingfan
For first time visitors WELCOME. This is 100% fan fiction. Fan fictioners agree to start a new chapter whenever the thread grows to 80 messages long. We also agree to never discuss this fan fiction material outside of Fan Fiction Land, i.e. we do not post any of this in rssif, FSW, or other threads in this MK forum etc. [Or the PK Forum] Fan fictioners are in the process of producing a play on MK and PK - Paul Kariya the captain of Mighty Ducks. The genius writer is Mano, contributing writers are Kooky, Yingshan (who is also the set designer), Wonder, A-Chan, and Littlepebbles. Chemy is the photographer. Magenta is the ultimate matchmaker, and the rest are managers of this co. I come here just to chill out. Sometimes we refer to MK as 6.0 b/c of the unprecedented # of perfect 6.0s she earned, and PK as #9, he wears #9.

Yingshan
To New Comers: Welcome to our fantasyland! The purpose of this place is for us to have some fun with our favorite skater: Michelle Kwan. We weave fictional accounts and speculations into very skimpy facts. So you'll be in serious trouble if you take what we say here seriously. And everything we say here are for your and our eyes only. None of this should be repeated elsewhere on the USNET, e.g. RSSIF, FSW.... [Or the PK Forum!!!!!]

We're creating a romance novel/movie script. It's temporarily named "Ice to Ice" (I like "Icy Affairs" better). The leads are Michelle Kwan ("6.0") and Mighty Ducks captain Paul Kariya (#9). No, we don't know whether there's anything going on between them. We pick them to write because we think they make a perfect couple. [And not only because they're both Asian, or Asian and 1/2 Asian!] The main screen writer is Mano. I'm the producer/editor. My partner in production is Magenta. Chemy is our photographer. Wonder is my co-editor. Skatingfan is our sound whiz. Blizzard is our art director. Kooky and annabelle are on our contributing writing team. Littlepebbles is our director.

Welcome to stay and watch our creative process. But please obey our confidentiality rule. We don't want our brilliant ideas being pirated.

One More Criteria.....
for anyone who wants to read here:

YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOR!

Mano
Do not adjust your monitors, you have just entered...the Boyfriends Fan Fiction Zone (AKA BFFF)

If you are feeling lightheaded, dizzy, and see Michael Jordan back with the Chicago BULLs (pun intended), you must STOP, click the "Back button" and seek medical attention quickly.

If you happen to have a good sense of humor and realize that this is truly 100 % PURE FAN FICTION, then welcome to our humble abode.

Remember, we are not responsible for any mental injuries that might occur upon seeing the fictional stories and pictures. In other words, enter at your own risk. However, we do offer BFFF Life Insurance. Ask one of our agents for more info.

Without further ado...(drum roll)
May I present the stars of the show...
Paul Kariya and Michelle Kwan (Standing Ovation)
ALL REAL (except PK's right hand in pic #2)
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ABSolute Role Models!!!

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As the photosplicer responsible for the above pics, Chemy, would say "You are now in BFFF channel"

The above disclaimer was paid for by the Friends of Michelle & Paul (AKA FOMP) a non-profit (and I mean non as in non-existent, right Yingshan?) organization.
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This is LP here:
Not that PK fans aren't welcome, they are as long as they don't show up trolling, send threatening e-mails, or go running back to the PK forum bashing us and Michelle. Cause unfortunately all that stuff has happened. Hope everyone enjoys our antics and don't be scared of Yingshan, she only bites on Tuesdays. :oÞ

Note: It used to be Yingshan only bit on Tuesdays, but she has made it known that she bites when she is in the mood, so watch out for her.

[blueshirt]

Let's see now, we have one measly line from a measly article proclaiming that PK has a gf, and a speculative post from an entirely unverifiable source concerning Mr. Filipino. Retire? We'll do that when their wedding is announced in the OC Register. Until then, as far as I'm concerned, BFFFer channel is still up and running. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

Honestly, though, I don't think it's time to panic yet. The Hockey News, I'll admit, is a lot more credible than tabloids. But hey, people break up all the time, right? (not that I wish ill on Paul's romantic life, but...) As for Michelle, who says the Stojko School of Romance doesn't work both ways?

Yes, the Rangers finally win a game, and just after my despair over their loss against SJ Monday night. I was at that game and it was truly painful to watch Richter in the midst of a veritable shooting gallery, doing all he can to save their derriere while the rest of the team stood around aimlessly. To be fair, I thought the Ducks deserved this win, as once again NY was outplayed for most of the game before scoring a soft goal on Hébert. And PK had a pretty assist, too, so at least you didn't jinx him.

Yikes, I think I'll go start a Hockey thread in Random Chat so I won't clog up this place with unrelated stuff. What do y'all think?

[mano]

I'm under the influence of weirdness or something for suggesting to retire BFFF. That and maybe because I'm staying away from my PC at home like the plague 'cause I've been working late these past weeks and don't want to see another computer when I get home (BTW, writing this from work) and thus no positive Lil'Pebbles icq input. Plus I hate it when I'm behind on stories. I have stories swirling in my head, want to put hand to keyboard, but something's holding me back. Weird Wild Stuff!!!

Blueshirt, I second that motion. Start a Hockey topic in Random chat 'cause I'm guilty of crowding BFFF with too much hockey stuff. Notice I have tons of Duck rants. BTW, a person who got the Hockey news and saw the same PK article said item 6 (regarding gf) was missing from the hard copy. Talk about doctored stories.

Love my Vin, okay 'nuff said. Thanks again Chemy

[eilaram]

Glad to know that's not going to happen...today has not been my best and I'm glad something turned out good today...

[blueshirt]

Ah ha! So the bit about the girlfriend *was* spliced in. Okay, now I feel much better <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> .

Blueshirt, off to Random Chat now...

[chemy]

Mano! Ano ba? Magpalakas ka naman at huwag mong ipansin ang tsismis na iyan!!! Baka ma-vida-loca ako sa mga kalokohan n'yan, ay nako po! Tama na! O sige, balik na tayo sa BFFF programa natin :-). (translation: "Steadfast, Mano. Ignore the rumors and ON with the BFFF show!!!")

Rest assured everybody, MK knows how to handle a stray Duck (just kidding!!!)
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Apologies to owner of MK pic :-)

Skatingfan, Dr Filipino's clinic is where? :0)

[skatingfan]

As long as 6.0 does not have a bf, then BFFF is in business.
Now IF there is a MK/PKFF (which has been voted down) thread then, when anyone of the 2 is hitched then that hypothetical thread will be out of commission. But this is BFFF, even if #9 really has a gf, BFFF should still be in business. I sincerely hope PK does not have a gf. I have invested too much emotions into #9 and 6.0, hate to have to brainstorm to find another guy for our angel.

Chemy that clinic does not exist. Cute pic.

[kjesse]

Hi everybody! Hope you all have been doing ok. I've been physically ill for the last week, nothing serious but have needed mucho sleep. But I have also been in a bit of a funk because I'm getting so PO over my Mighty Ducks. Even though PK is still my only choice for MK, and I know he's just back on the ice, he's still in my doghouse along with the rest of his ice mates. I will now post my hockey thoughts in the random chat but thought I'd just mention why I wasn't around. Although since #9 does hold a place near and dear to our fantasy hearts I guess some stuff will still apply.

Let's not retire BFFF please. I know I didn't find you guys until number 11 or 12, but it sure does brighten up my day to visit here. I'm really pleased to read that the hard copy of that article didn't mention a GF. Trolls will go far and wide to cause a ruckus won't they? Maybe I'm not so mad at PK after all.

Skatingfan are you still thinking about the video? Lots of 6.0, especially winning when everybody is counting her out. You mentioned 'Hands', if he didn't think long and hard about picking up the phone after watching her skate that number then maybe he's still a bit foggy from last year's concussion cause your right she looks wonderful.

I love the Elvis mentions in the stories cause he's my favorite male skater and I can imagine him in the big brother/protector/match maker part very easily.

chemy I love the recent picture, now if she could just reel that duck in!

Mano is Vin winking and smiling/smirking at us? My kid and I went and saw Pitch Black last week, that dude has a very nice bod.

[mano]

you were missed. Hope you are feeling much better even if the Ducks has been letting you and a bunch of us down. As you can see, I was the major doom and gloom person as usual. Anywho, over that and hopefully back to BFFF normalcy.

Finally, another person who saw Pitch Black aside from Sharon in our group. Yeah, the guy has a great bod, end up drooling midway through the movie. As for the personal pic, Chemy made him wink and smile/smirk just for me. Ain't she a doll? Now if she can only make him magically appear at my side, I'd be indebted for life.

While she's at it, if she can magically put PK and MK together somewhere, like stuck in an elevator or something, they can get to know each other better. Go Chemy, Go, we know you can do it. Just ask Yingshan for permission, high priestess she is and all that. BTW, ROTFLOL but quite humbled by your tirade. I humbly ask forgiveness all for even suggesting to retire BFFF. I was acting like a Soggy Pata instead of a Crispy Pata. I will take take my punishment like a true Beefer and not ask to appeal if its too harsh like I-am-afraid-of-7-trains-John Rocker.

Littlepebbles, are you all settled at your new job? Just wondering <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->

[bearpaw]

Just thought a would drop a note to say hello. Its been a while since I have had the time to come up with an MK story or such, but I have been a lurker and making sure to keep up with the latest BFFF action. It is great to see so many new people writing stories and to BFFF. Thats great!

Unfortunately, I live in VT so I don't have any inside scoop stuff.

I thought of the people in BFFF the other day because I ate at a Japanese restaurant for the first time last week and I understand that Michelle eats sushi frequently. I know its a weak association, but hey it was a Friday afternoon and anything goes.

Anyway, I can't wait for worlds. Maybe there will be a Duck there to cheer her on.

Oh yeah - UCLA made the NCCA tourney in basketball. Any thoughts about a chance meeting between 6.0 and #9 at the game.

[mano]

Talk about sight for sore eyes. Haven't seen you in years!!! Hope everything is going well for ya. We miss your stories too, you really knew how to make a great continuation unlike myself who is constantly stuck in TBC's. That plus you wrote some of the more romantic escape stories. Anywho, you're not the only one not getting info from PK nor MK since I'm from NYC and Littlepebbles is from VA. Making up stuff is our forte, though, so anything goes. As for a chance meeting between PK and MK at a UCLA Basketball game, depends on when it will be 'cause both PK and MK are busy with Worlds and playoffs, but hey, if anybody can think up an excuse for them to take a break from their busy lives and have some fun, it will make for a nice story. Michelle did say she wanted to see some UCLA basketball games. Any takers?

[kjesse]

Hey at least you guys produce!!! Here I am living 15 mins away from the Pond and 20 from Tustin, where PK lives, right?, and I can't even give you guys a nibble. I'm hanging my head in shame.

[mano]

We still love you anyway. Just remember not to tell Yingshan that you're not producing, okay <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> 'Sides what are we going to do without your imput regarding Duck games and other stuff. Who knows, maybe you might bump into him in the near future since you live so close. When that happens remember to tie him up, blindfold him, and leave him on the front of Michelle's dorm room with a note that says "A BFFFer was here."

[littlepebbles1]

Originally posted 3/13/00 8:36:49 pm

I can hear Yingshan grinding her teeth somewhere, so I think it's time for a story. I've been working on this and it's not finished, but I can post the first 2 chapters. Here it is:

A New Mulan Special
This story is loosely based on the Disney movie "Mulan". I'm afraid there's no one based on Mushu. There are some (more like a lot) of things that are fictional and would probably not occur in real life or based on extremely skimpy facts, but they are here for the sake of the story. Enjoy!

There was once a young woman named Michelle who was a figure skater. She was a wonderful figure skater, in fact the best in the land. That was a blessing and a curse for her. Since she was the best skater, she also had the highest standards put upon her. Soon it seemed to her that everyone cared more about what went wrong with her than what went right with her, although you could count the wrong things on one hand and couldn't keep count of the right things because there were so many.

One day after Michelle had a problem in a competition, she decided she was fed up with people turning against her for things that other skaters would be praised for. Not only complaining about her skating, but criticizing the way she looked, talked, and acted. Not only that, but her family seemed to be at war with her skating team. She decided she wanted to say the ham sandwich with it all and leave the sport of figure skating completely. Unfortunately, she could not bear to leave the ice altogether because she loved feeling as if she were flying. One day when she visited her older brother Ron, a light went on in her head. She had just spotted her Ron's old ice hockey gear in his closet. He had played hockey when she was a very little girl. In fact, Michelle had liked watching him fly up and down the ice so much, she decided she had wanted to do the same thing. So along with her older sister, Michelle had learned to skate. Fast forward almost 15 years and here she was.

Michelle decided that she would play hockey. She could do something different than figure skating, yet still be on the ice. She tried on Ron's hockey gear. Since he had been young when he had played, everything fit Michelle perfectly. She packed up the hockey gear, left a note thanking Ron for letting her "borrow" it and got ready to hit the road. Now for somewhere she can play....

[littlepebbles1]

Originnaly posted 3/13/00 8:41:14 pm

Michelle had traveled along in her SUV when she suddenly saw a sign that said "OPEN HOCKEY TRYOUTS -- 1 MILE AHEAD". A mile later she found herself at the Disney Ice rink. She couldn't believe her luck. She parked her vehicle and went inside. She happened to be wearing a UCLA baseball cap so no one recognized her as the famous figure skater. She looked at the sign beside the ice. It read:

<font color=red size=+2>LIKE PLAYING HOCKEY?
NOT PROFESSIONAL OR NHL LEVEL?
THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU
WE ACCEPT ALL LEVELS OF PLAYERS</font>
(only male players accepted)

"Only male players?!" Michelle cried. "Well, that's it for me. It's times like this I wish I were a guy."

At that moment a couple of players in full gear strolled by. Michelle watched them go. She realized she couldn't see their faces and she got an idea. If she couldn't see their faces, they probably couldn't see hers either! Michelle ran back out to her car and grabbed her hockey gear. Then she went back inside Disney Ice and ducked down an empty hall. She quickly slipped into the gear and then went out to where the ice was. She saw a group of players on the ice and went to join them.

"Hey! Hey you!" yelled a voice.

Michelle spun around to face an official looking man holding a clipboard.

"Yes?" she said in her regular voice. She cleared her voice. "Yes?" she said in a fake deep voice.

"I gotta have all the names of the people trying out. What's yours, buddy?"

"My...my name? Uh...it's...it's.....Mike! Yeah, my name's Mike."

"Mike?..."

"Yeah, Mike" Michelle repeated.

The official looked a little impatient. "Do you have a last name, Mike?"

"Oh! Oh yeah, my last name is...Swan! Mike Swan."

The official wrote it on his clipboard. "Do you have a letter of consent from a parent or guardian?"

Michelle-as-Mike frowned. "Why do I need a letter of consent?"

"All players that are minors have to have consent from a legal guardian." the official said.

"Well, I'm not a minor." Michelle said.

"Oh. Well, you are kinda short, so I thought you were. Sorry." The official walked away.

Michelle let out a sigh of relief. Then she took a deep breath and stepped onto the ice.

[mano]

I LOOOOVE anything to do with Mulan. Michelle and Paul are perfectly cast for the parts. Don't keep us hanging like mano, Lil'Pebbles 'cause we be starved for stories!!! Quick, when will you get to the good part?!?

[eilaram]

WOW, a story. After my day at school that was a welcome surprise...Don't hang your head too low kjesse I live too far away for tidbits and I am not a talented writer so I don't add anything...if I actually could sit down and write I would but I have never written a nonrequired story in my life, I just never get ideas or inspiration...

[akemi_chan]

the nhl opener newspaper special from the OC register (i saved it from like oct....i think i told you guys about it cuz it had a giant article about PK) but i missed stuff the first time i read it....so here are more interesting tidbits on paul kariya....his nickname is PK....not just by us bfffers but also on his team...pretty nifty eh? it mentions he dates "moderately" and he used to go to clubs in his first 2 years on the ducks...but none of that now...oh and it mentions how all the wives of his hockey friends try to set him up...it's kinda funny...PK says, "You know how it is, 'We have this wonderful babysitter we'd love for you to meet.' Yeah, right." hee heee hee...that's right paul, you tell em! cuz your heart already belongs to the swan from UCLA!

[bearpaw]

Oh my gosh! I never would have thought of that idea. Great story and I can't wait to find out what happens! I'm working on the basketball story thing. You know me and romance ...

Oh - Off topic. Did anyone else make NCAA picks? I think it is the coolest thing! My brother lives 3 hours from me, my parents 1 hour from me and my sister 8 hours from me. We all have internet access. My brother set up a team on espn's web page and we have all made picks! Although we are all grown up, I felt nostelgic seeing all of our names there together. I LOVE the power of the net.

[NaomiB]

Hi, I'm pretty much a lurker here but just wanted to say hi and congratulate you on reaching your Silver 25th thread. I hope you don't retire BFFF -- you're on track to reach your GOLDEN 50th thread in 2002! Perfect timing <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> .

Maybe by then I'll have the guts to contribute something of my own. I really enjoy your pix and stories, including littlepebbles' recent one. Looking forward to reading the rest!

Peace,
NaomiB

[Sharon]

That was terrific <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> ! Thanks so much for feeding us creatively challenged hopelessly romantic BFFFers...unlike mano lately (hint, hint, hint, hint)!

[skatingfan]

Sharon, haven't seen you for a long time, where have you been.
A Chan, I remember reading that article before, so what does
it mean when they say PK is moderately dating?

[Sharon]

Hi skatingfan! I've been REALLY busy at work and still am, so I've been reading when (and what) I can, but not posting much. I can't get by without visit'n ya'll <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> !

[littlepebbles1]

I'm working hard on the rest of it. Now for something serious...

I'm sure you all have heard that Tim Goebel hsas left Carol HJ. Some people on rssif and a bit on SkateFans are speculating whether he should leave Cleveland and if he does, who he should go to. So far the coach winning by a landslide is.....Frank Carroll. Hmm....that means he would have to move to LA/El Segundo and probably transfer out of Case Western Reserve(?) and go to a So. CA school, maybe even UCLA. If this were to happen it could put a real crimp in PK's style, not to mention BBT for us. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> Guess we'll have to pray a little more.

OT: Mano, are you still boycotting your home computer these days? Things got held up at the park. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=""><!--EZCODE EMOTICON STOP-->