STUPID TROLL SUBJECTS- PART 2

[AZSkateFan]

I decided we need to start a new thread because the other one is currently pretty hefty. Ok, start posting if you feel the need you corndog lovers!!

[mano]

WILL MANO NOW CHANGE HER NAME TO MANO MOADIB OF ATREIDIS AND VANQUISH GASEOUS PLANETS WITH THE WEIRDing WAY???

WILL SW10025 CONTINUE CONVERTING MKFORUMERS TO THE WAY OF THE TIVO?

IS THE GASEOUS PLANET REALLY GASEOUS BECAUSE IT'S SURROUNDED BY 16 MOONS OR BECAUSE IT HAD AN ABUNDANCE OF BETH'S CHILI CON CORN DOG?

[chemy]

WHAT DID SHEP SAY WHEN MICHELLE ASKED "MANO WHO?"

SHOULD A SUCCESSFUL MAPPING OF MICHELLE'S GENOME DRIVE DISNEY STOCKS UP?

SHOULD A CLONED MICHELLE MEAN 8 MK DISNEY SPECIALS?

SHOULD A CLONED MICHELLE MEAN A TIE FOR OLY GOLD MEDAL, 36 6.0S, AND SIDE-BY-SIDE MK1 VS MK2 LAYBACK COMPARISONS?

WILL BETH EVER NOTICE HER MK PERSONAL PIC IS NOW HER OWN PERSONAL PIC???? Surprised, Beth!

Any copyright for your outrageous posts SW, Rosa, Ginny, Mano and others? :)

[Rosa]

WILL BETH 2000'S BODY REJECT HER NEW HILLARY HEAD

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL "IT" WHEN ROSA DONATES HER HEAD TO THE ALREADY 2 HEADED MANO - WILL THE OTHER 2 HEADS REJECT ROSA'S HEAD

WILL MKFers MAKE IT UNTIL THE NEW SEASON WITH OUR SANITY INTACT

WILL WE RUN OUT OF CHILI CORNDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek

STAY TUNED :lol :lol :lol

[mano]

WAS ROSA INSANE FOR EVEN ASKING IF MANO HAS "SANITY" TO KEEP INTACT?

IF THE GASEOUS PLANET EXPLODED IN FRONT OF CHEMY, WILL SHE NOTICE IT RIGHT AWAY OR FIND OUT 6 YEARS LATER?

IF MANO IS TONYA'S BIO-ILLOGICAL MOTHER, WHO IS LUKE'S SKYWALKER'S FATHER?

[Beth2000]

YES CHEMY BETH DID NOTICE. CAN YOU PUT MICHELLE KWAN THROUGH THE YEARS BACK UP THERE FOR ME BEFORE MY PICTURE SCARES EVERYONE AND THEY ALL LEAVE THIS FORUM? OTHERWISE IF EVERYONE LEAVES THIS FORUM THEN WILL HEATHER AND JENNY BAN BETH FOR USING HER SCARY PICTURE?

[sw10025]

I may have titillated a few people, but I haven't actually converted anyone to the ways of Tivo yet (that I know of). But I'll keep trying...

DOES MANO HAVE ANY EXTRA ORGANS TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE 2 OR 3 HEADS OF HERS?

WILL SW10025 OFFEND FELLOW MKF'ERS BY ORDERING A CHILI BURGER INSTEAD OF A CORN DOG?

IF THE GASEOUS PLANET EXPLODES, WILL IT BE A NATURAL PHENOMENON, OR BECAUSE RCL'S DEATH STAR MISTOOK IT FOR ALDERAAN?

[Beth2000]

sw IT IS COMPLETELY OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE A CHILI BURGER. THOSE THINGS ARE GOOD TOO!

WILL CHEMY NOTICE WHAT BETH DID?

[Di75]

well, here we go...

WAS THAT JUDGE REALLY CRYING AFTER MICHELLE'S LP OR WAS SHE STILL RECOVERING FROM AN EARLIER POKE IN THE EYE BY MANO'S HAIR?

DID MICHELLE ACTUALLY VISIT THE SPOKANE SALON JUST TO OUT-DO MANO'S HAIR?

IS QUAD LUTZ ACTUALLY RELATED TO THE GASEOUS ONE? (kidding! sorry)

that's all I got...sad, huh?

WHEN WILL THE GASEOUS MASTER BE BACK TO PUT US ALL TO SHAME?
nothing compares to the real deal...Hey jupey, where are you??

[sw10025]

Di75, please, don't encourage him or her. Although why they haven't been banned yet is beyond me. Those Tara comments alone were intended to be incendiary and warranted expulsion.

[Beth2000]

Di you want to know where jupey is? HE IS ON HIS OWN PLANET. THE PLANET JUPITER!

WAS THAT REALLY MICHELLE KWAN SKATING AT WORLDS OR WAS THAT MANO?

[mano]

IF THAT WAS "THE" MANO SKATING AT '00 WORLDS EXHIBITION, SHE WOULD HAVE...

1) IMMEDIATELY BOUNCED UP FROM HER BLIMPIE BUTT OFF THE ICE ONTO A SPLENDIFEROUS SPLIT FALLING LEAF WITH FULL EXTENSION?

2) DONE A 3TOE/900 REVOLUTION BACK SPIN COMBO?

3) SPORTED HER "LETHAL NINJA MORNINGSTAR SHURIKEN" HAIR INSTEAD OF A SAMURAI ONE?

DOES MICHELLE NEED TO SKATE ON A PERPETUAL 180 DEGREE SLANT (LIKE MANO) ON ONE BLADE ON EACH EDGE TO CONVINCE CERTAIN FSW PEOPLE SHE HAS EXCELLENT EDGES?

[Angela75]

SHOULD MICHELLE BRANCH OUT AND DO A TRIBUTE TO THE LATE CHARLES SCHULTZ?

SHOULD SHE SKATE TO THE PEANUTS THEME? IN HER INTERPRETING OF CHARLIE BROWN, FALLS CAN ACTUALLY BE PART OF HER PROGRAM!

IS MY WIFE GOING TO KILL ME WHEN SHE COMES TO THIS BOARD?

[Rosa]

WILL MR.ANGLEA75 BE IN THE DOG HOUSE UNTIL NEXT SEASON. WILL SNOOPY LET HIM LAY ON THE TOP OF THE DOGHOUSE WITH HIM.

WILL MR.ANGELA75 FORM A LONELY MKFers HUSBANDS CLUB WITH MR. ROSA AND MR. MICHELLESMOM.

[sw10025]

Am I correct in assuming that Angela75's husband has used her user name and password to post above without her knowledge or consent? Shame on you!

[Beth2000]

That sounds like the typical male thing to do behind their wifes' back. J/K with ya.

[mano]

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET EXCHANGED IT'S NAME FOR A NEWER MORE GASEOUS PLANET?

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET GOTTEN TIRED OF ALL THE MK, TL, FSU EZBOARDS AND FOUND A MORE FERTILE GROUND?

HAS FSW JUST BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE GASEOUS PLANET UNDER THE GUISE OF SEVEN7?

DOES SEVEN REFER TO THE SEVENTH PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM?

HAS THE GASEOUS PLANET FINALLY FOUND THE NAME THAT TOTALLY FITS ITS GASSY HEAD, THAT BEING URANUS?

DOES IT REALIZE THAT EVEN THOUGH IT DOWNGRADED ITSELF, IT'S STILL BEING MOONED 15 TIMES?

[Beth2000]

SEE MANO, YOU ARE STILL MICHELLE!

JUPITER MOONED 15 TIMES? I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE THEN THAT!

[Amelia]

WILL MICHELLE TIE ALL HER MEDALS AROUND HER WAIST TO MAKE A SKIRT SO SHE CAN PERFORM "TWINE" AGAIN SO I CAN SEE IT TOO?

WILL ALL THOSE MEDALS WEIGH HER DOWN?

WILL THEY GIVE HER A MORE "WAIFISH" APPEARANCE?

WILL SHE STILL BE ABLE TO DO HER SPIRAL WITH HER MIDDLE SAGGING TO THE ICE DUE TO THE WEIGHT?

WILL MANO, BETH, ROSA, ET ALL THEN PROCEED TO STEAL HER NATIONAL TITLE?

ARE MK FANS THE *BEST*???

LOL this is toooooooooooooooooo funny guys!!!

STILL SHOUTING--
XOXOXO
Amelia

[mano]

WILL BETH REALIZE THAT THE GASEOUS PLANET FORMERLY KNOWN AS JUPITER OR TGPFKAJ IS NOW A SEVENTH PLANET THUS GOING BY THE NAME URANUS?

WILL BETH SHOOT AN ARROW WITH A CORN DOG ATTACHED TO TRY TO DEFLATE THE NEW SMALLER BUT JUST AS DENSE AND STILL GASEOUS PLANET?

IS IT BETTER TO GET MOONED 16 TIMES AS JUPITER OR 15 TIMES AS URANUS?

IS BETH ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THEN 'CAUSE AS URANUS THE GASEOUS PLANET IS STILL MOONED 16 TIMES?

BY THAT DO I MEAN THAT SINCE IT IS URANUS, IS IT MOONING ITSELF ALSO, THUS 15 MOONS + MOON ITSELF = 16 MOONS?

TO ANSWER AMELIA:

ONCE BETH, ROSA, MANO STEAL MICHELLE'S NATIONAL TITLE, WILL CRAZED MICHELLE FANS START A TOPIC ON FSW THAT SAYS "MICHELLE WUZ ROBBED"?

[Rosa]

IS ANYTHING BETTER AS URANUS?

[Shallah]

ACK!!

HOW COULD SHALLAH GONE WITHOUT MKF LONG ENOUGH TO MISS THESE THREADS?

HOW COME NOBODY EMAILED ME ABOUT THEM? POLTIK! CONSPIRACY!

SHOULD MICHELLE KWAN DOESN'T BRANCH OUT AND SKATE IN NOTHING BUT STRAGICALLY PLACED GOLD MEDALS AT THE OLYMPICS?

HOW MANY 6.0S WILL MICHELLE GET IF SHE DOES THAT?

HOW MANY MORE WOULD SHE GET IF SHE DIDN'T STRAGICALLY PLACE THE MEDALS?

HOW WOULD MICHELLE DO WITH REVERSE PAIRS WITH LAURENT TOBEL?

IS MICHELLE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL STUPID BY USING UNKNOWN MUSIC?

DOES MICHELLE OVER USE HER SPRIAL? SHE SHOULD LEAVE IT OUT OF ALL HER PROGRAMS BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, NEVER MIND IT IS A REQUIRED ELEMENT.

IF MICHELLE ATE NOTHING BUT CHILLI WOULD IT SPEED HER SKATING UP AROUND THE RINK OR WOULD IT JUST KNOCK THE JUDGES UNCONSCOUS?

IF MICHELLE ATE NOTHING BUT CHICKEN WOULD KFC HIRE HER TO DO COMMERICALS?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE KWAN FANS END TO END WOULD WE CIRCLE THE GLOBE?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE TROLLS ON FS BOARDS END TO END WOULD YOU WANT TO RUN OVER THEM WITH A TANK?

IF YOU STACKED ALL THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS ONE ON TOP OF ANOTHER WOULD YOU GET A REALLY BIG PILE OF SKATERS?

IF YOU ADDED ALL OF MICHELLES 6.0S TOGETHER WOULD YOU GET A REALLY BIG NUMBER?

SHOULD PEOPLE THROW HUBCAPS TO SKATERS AFTER PERFORMING INSTEAD OF FLOWERS AND STUFFED ANIMALS?

SHOULD SKATERS THROW HUBCAPS AT $PEEDY TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM?

SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE TONYA TO THROW HUBCAPS AT ANY JUDGES AT WORLDS WHO DON'T GIVE HER 6.0S?

SHOULD KWAN FANS HIRE TONYA TO THROW HUBCAPS AT NEWSPAPER SPORTS WRITERS WHO DON'T WRITE ABOUT MICHELLE'S SKATING EVENTS?

SHOULD KWAN FANS JUST THROW THE HUBCAPS THEMSELVES?

SHOULD I SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I RUN OUT OF TOPICS?

SHOULD I STOP WHILE I AM AHEAD?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THIS.

SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME.

I CAN'T STOP TYPING.

MY FINGERS WON'T STOP.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Amelia]

SHOULD MICHELLE ENLIST TONYA HARDING'S AGENT FOR HERSELF?

COULD SHE GET A JOB SINGING AT BARS?

SHOULD SHE WORK ON THOSE OH-SO-FLABBY ARMS BY THROWING HUBCAPS?

SHOULD SHE GET SURYA BONALY TO BE HER CHOREOGRAPHER?

SHOULD SHE GET SURYA BONALY AND TONYA HARDING TO DESIGN HER COSTUMES?

IF MICHELLE WAS A HOTDOG (corndog?), WHAT CONDIMENTS WOULD YOU PUT ON HER?

WHO IS THE WORST "BABY BALLERINA" WANNA-BE?

IF MICHELLE LOST 20 POUNDS AND BECAME SEVERAL INCHES SHORTER, WOULD DICK BUTTON SING SONGS ABOUT HER?

WHAT SONG WOULD HE SING?

WOULD HE SING IT IN TUNE?

XOXOXOXOXO
AMELIA ooops I mean *Amelia*

[chemy]

THE JOVE GUY HIMSELF?

SHOULD THE GASEOUS PLANET BE TREATED AS SWEAR WORD, HENCE UR****?

UR****, MY****, OUR****

DOES TOM COLLINS DRINK TOM COLLINS?

IF OCTAVIO CINQUANTA WAS CUT IN HALF DOES HE BECOME OCTAVIO VENTICINQUE, A VERY SHORT GUY, 2 OCTAVIOS OR THE INCUMBENT ISU PREZ REELECTED TO UNPRECEDENTED NTH TERM?

BETH2000, BEFORE I CHANGE TO BETH-LESS PERSONAL PIC, PROMISE YOU WILL NOT SWITCH TO JARRETT'S PPICS EVER (COMPETITION SU***!!) :rollin g :rollin g :rollin g

MANO, HUWAG MO NAMAN INAAPI SI WEBGOD. IKAW NAMAN, O. NA WALA TULOY ANG KANYANG SITSPIN THREAD. BUMP KA NANG BUMP NANG LUMANG THREADS. AYYY!!! (TRANSLATION: WHAT IS YOUR ICQ #?)

[Beth2000]

CHEMY I SOLMENLEY SWEAR THAT I WILL NOT SWITCH TO JARRETTS' PICTURES. I CROSS MY HEART HOPE TO DIE AND STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

[Shallah]

and the bit on Da Button Man doing a playboy(girl?) spread and specifically that word SPREAD - all I could think of was that pic of him doing the split jump I posted awhile back but in his birthday suit :eek :eek :eek

[Beth2000]

CHEMY IT IS ALL TAKEN CARE OF. I AM NO PICTURELESS.

[littlepebbles1]

SHOULD MICHELLE RENOUNCE HER AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP SO SHE WON'T STEAL ANY MORE OF fill in name of poor robbed victim'S PRECIOUS GOLD MEDALS?????

SHOULD MICHELLE GO BACK TO SHARON STONE'S HAIRDRESSER AND GET HER HAIR FIXED LIKE MANO'S?????

SHOULD MICHELLE START TRAINING AT DISNEY ICE????? (Well, she does have a Disney contract) SHOULD HER FANS STOP SACRIFICING CHICKEN AND START SACRIFICING DUCK????? Speaking of duck, ducking and running!

WHY HASN'T MICHELLE HIRED HARDING'S THUGS ON ANY OF HER COMPETITORS?????

IS THE KWAN KAMP'S CLASS ACT REALLY AN ACT????? SHOULD THEY ALL WIN LIFETIME ACADEMY AWARDS FOR THEIR PERFORMANCES?????

SPEAKING OF THAT, WHY CAN'T MICHELLE'S ANTI FANS KEEP THEIR CRITICISMS STRAIGHT?????

RE 1993/4 FLUFF PIECE: MICHELLE IS ASIAN, WHY WASN'T SHE EATING THOSE MICKEY D'S FRENCH FRIES WITH CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!?!?!

WAS RON KWAN REALLY NAMED AFTER RONALD MCDONALD?????

DID MICHELLE WIN 2000 WORLDS BECAUSE HER FATHER DIDN'T LET HER HAVE A LIFE BETWEEN NATIONALS AND THEN?????

DID SHE WIN BECAUSE SHE WORE THE "STREETWALKER" DRESS?????

IS MICHELLE CLASSY AND HAVE GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP JUST TO STEAL ATTENTION FROM THE SKATERS THAT BEAT HER?????

WHY WON'T MICHELLE STOP BEING A SNOB AND SKATE TO MUSIC OFF THE TOP 40 RADIO STATION INSTEAD OF THAT OBSCURE JUNK?!?!?!?!?!

SHOULD WE AT MKF SEND MICHELLE A CARE PACKAGE OF ROTTEN CHEESE TO KEEP THE PESTS AWAY WHEN SHE GOES BACK TO UCLA?????

[sw10025]

Topics inspired by a recent sojourn on another board, after which I felt like I needed a scalding hot bath and de-lousing. Ick!

WILL MICHELLE EVER TRULY ADMIT HER CULPABILITY AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF HER FANS...?

WILL THE LIBERAL MEDIA PRESS EVER PRINT THE *TRUE* STORY OF HOW MICHELLE PAID OFF THE USOC SO SHE COULD PRESENT THE TEAM JACKET TO PRESIDENT CLINTON...?

IS OLIVER STONE REALLY BEHIND ALL THESE WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES...?

WILL MANO EVER ADMIT THAT SHE USED HER PSYCHIC POWERS TO CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH SASHA COHEN'S GROWTH PLATES SO SHE COULDN'T TRAIN AS MUCH BEFORE NATIONALS...?

WILL MICHELLE RENOUNCE HER AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IN PENANCE FOR HAVING STAYED HOME TO RECEIVE MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR HER TOE INJURY INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE NAGANO OPENING CEREMONIES...?

SHOULD MICHELLE BE FINED FOR CHOOSING TO STAY SOMEWHERE *OTHER* THAN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE...?

SHOULD A LAW BE PASSED REQUIRING HER TO STAY IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE NEXT TIME..?

WILL FRANK EVER REVEAL THAT THE ONLY REASON KWAN LANDED HER 3-3 AT WORLDS WAS BECAUSE sw10025 USED THE FORCE TO LEVITATE HER UP SIX INCHES SO SHE COULD LAND THE JUMP...?

WILL THE TROLLS NEVER GO AWAY...?

[sw10025]

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> Heh, folks, I went back to check how badly one of the other threads had degenerated -- you know the one I mean -- and thankfully it had been locked after Jen75 left a message. Apparently, Jupiter *HAS* been banned. Is this for life? Also, there was a comment by Jen about RCL not being able to stay away on her own, then Jen would do it for her. Was she banned too? Anyone else? Geez, for that matter, have Mano and I been banned for excessive lunacy...? <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

[Rosa]

WILL JUPITER AND RCL FORM A NEW PAIRS TEAM - WILL THEY BE COACHED BY TONYA HARDING

WILL TONYA JOIN HUBCAPS ANONYMOUS


And by the way sw10025, I loved the way Jenny worded her banning of rcl!

[sw10025]

Yes, Jen has a way with words about her, doesn't she? I just wasn't sure exactly how far she was going...

Speaking of Jen, here is a Jen75 inspired topic:

WHY DIDN'T JEN75 INVITE ALL OF US TO THE WEDDING?

WAS SHE AFRAID THE PRO-HUGHES CAMP AND THE PRO-COHEN CAMPS WOULD HAVE A FOOD FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER RECEPTION?

WAS SHE AFRAID HER NEW IN LAWS MIGHT MEET MANO OR ROSA?

WAS SHE SICK AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH THE POSTERS WHO HAVE BEEN THE BANE OF HER EXISTENCE THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS?

DID SHE FEAR sw10025 WOULD GIVE HER A TIVO FOR A WEDDING PRESENT?

[Beth2000]

HOW DID I MISS THAT THREAD YESTERDAY? WHERE WAS I AT? OH WELL, JEN DID WHAT SHE HAD TO DO AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS :)

Jen and Heather again I will tell you that I support whatever y'all decide. I love this forum and would never do anything to harm it or anyone. I just wished we could all get over things and move on but I guess that isn't going to happen. I can dream can't I? Thanks for everything y'all. Y'all are the best :)

[sw10025]

Well, Beth, that thread started out fine and then suddenly took a very ugly turn, and was destined only to get worse. (And I'll be the first to admit that my comments as well as those of another MKFer probably did not help, although mine at least weren't intended to start anything, just an offhanded comment which in retrospect should have been left unsaid. Mea culpa.)

Oh, just thought of another joke thread...

WILL RECENTLY BANNED POSTERS DEFECT TO REPRESENT BELARUS AT NEXT YEAR'S WORLDS?

[Beth2000]

WAS MICHELLE KWAN INVITED TO JENNY'S WEDDING?

WILL THE KWAN'S GIVE MICHELLE TO JENNY AND HER HUSBAND AS A DAUGHTER?

WILL JENNY BREAK DOWN AND INVITE US ALL TO HER WEDDING?

[mano]

I actually posted normal posts at FSW. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

[sw10025]

WILL THE HUNGARIAN JUDGE GIVE JENNY A BOGUS ONE TENTH POINT DEDUCTION FOR 'INAPPROPRIATE COSTUME'?

SHOULD JENNY'S WEDDING GUESTS THROW STUFFED ANIMALS AND FLOWERS INSTEAD OF RICE?

WILL JENNY SERVE CHICKEN AT HER RECEPTION?

WILL JENNY'S NEW HUSBAND ATTEMPT A STAG LIFT (A LA MENO AND SAND) INSTEAD OF JUST CARRYING HER ACROSS THE THRESHHOLD?

SHOULD JENNY LIFT HER HUSBAND ACROSS THE THRESHHOLD (A LA ANISSINA AND PEIZERAT) INSTEAD?

[mano]

I like the Anissina/Peizerat one. Show 'em who's really boss in the house :lol :lol :lol

HAS SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY AT FSW SUCKED THE HUMOR OUT OF MANO PERMANENTLY?

WILL MANO HAVE TO GO TO MKF REHAB TO GET BACK THE ABNORMALITY SHE LOST BY GOING OVER THERE?

WILL THE DENIZENS OF FSW NOT REALIZE THAT SEVEN7 IS THE REALLY JUPITER IN DISGUISE?

WILL KICKING A DEAD HORSE A MILLION TIMES ACTUALLY MAKE IT LIVE AGAIN?

WILL MANO THANK SW10025 AND SKATINGFAN FOR GIVING BACK SOME OF HER INSANITY AT FSW? JACK RIGHT!!!

[sw10025]

Mano, I just wanted you to know that I defended you against Ellyn over on the FSW thread re double axels. Adrian will probably ban me for it, but it will be worth it. I thought she was very rude and snotty. Apparently, taking classes to learn how to be a judge suppresses your funny bone, your manners, and common courtesy, as well as your tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.

www.fsworld.com/bboard/Fo...04206.html (http://www.fsworld.com/bboard/Forum1/HTML/004206.html)

How do you like it? Anyone else who feels mano was badly treated, please feel free to add your two cents and risk bannishment...

[sw10025]

P.S. Mano, I definitely agree with you and think Seven7 is Jupiter2839 in disguise. The gaseous one's user name has developed too much of a reputation to get past FSWers (particularly frequenters of the Michelle and Tara boards) and Adrian would have been immediately warned, so they've gone underground. . .

[mano]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MADE MY DAY TODAY!!! Crying mess at work after reading your post. That was so touching and I was floored you did that. I don't think Adrian will ban you for that. Maybe I'll get banned for being "incoherent!!!" LOL, well, she's always been like that and other FSW's often agree with her because she's a judge in training. Apparently, jesters in training aren't as important ;) .

Anywho, much appreciated, what you did. As for GP, well, when push comes to shove and he rears his ugly head there again, they can't say they weren't warned. He's still feeling around for the "hot" topic buttons that will get people to go against each other. He gave MKF usually a couple of days before posting another hot topic so he might do the same for FSW. Who knows.

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, THANKS!!!

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MKF!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

[littlepebbles1]

I left a duck suit at Superior Intelligence Central. BTW, if you don't know what PM means, see your post on this thread:

pub1.ezboard.com/fmichell...=620.topic (http://pub1.ezboard.com/fmichellekwanforumrandomchat.showMessage?topicID=6 20.topic)

The first sentence describes more than one person perfectly. Which brings me to a new topic:

SHOULD MR. AND MISS "PROFUNDUS MAXIMUS" GET MARRIED????? IT WOULD BE A MATCH MADE IN--- NEVER MIND!

[Beth2000]

sw thanks for posting the link. I just went over and gave them my two cents. I can't believe that there are people in this world that have no sense of humor. That is one thing that I will not tolerate is someone picking on a person that they don't really know and start in on them.

Mano you are loved and appreciated over here. I love your sense of humor. You are the one that keeps a smile on my face. Keep up the great work kiddo :)

[mano]

You ALLLLLLLL MAKE ME FEEL SO LOVED AND I LOVE YOU ALL BACK!!! I didn't expect that really, sniff, sniff. What would I do without you guys.
<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> {{{{{{{GROUP HUG}}}}}}}}<!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

WOULD MANO HAVE FARED BETTER OVER "THERE" IF SHE HAD BETH'S CORN DOG, SW10025'S BORG ASSIMILATION POWER AND JEDI MIND TRICK, AND ROSA'S CHOREOGRAPHIC TIMING???

DOES LITTLEPEBBLES KNOW THAT MANO THOUGHT SHE MEANT "PRIME MINISTER" WHEN SHE FIRST MENTIONED "PM"?

IS TONYA HARDING PLANNING TO SKATE THE SEQUEL TO JURASSIC PARK, THE LOST WORLD AS A HUBBACAPOSAURUS???

IF SHE IS, SHOULD THE JUDGES JUDGE FROM THE NOSE BLEED SEATS FOR PROTECTION?

[Rosa]

Way to go everyone. Until yesterday, I had never even been to FSW. Well........ I tried to register and post yesterday and I got a sorry we are not accepting new members
message. One question - How did they know it was me?!!!! Has my insanity preceded me? Do they have a "secret" camera that they can look at me through my PC and see the I LOVE MK tatoo across my forehead? :lol

[Heather]

mano-The article that mentioned that Danny helped with Naomi's axel is from SI for women, found here:
cnnsi.com/siforwomen/news...05/10/nam/ (http://cnnsi.com/siforwomen/news/1999/05/10/nam/)

In case anyone wanted to show where it was from. :)

*on* topic...keep these subjects coming, I'm hysterical.

[littlepebbles1]

SHOULD TONYA HARDING TRY TO START A NEW BAND AND CALL THEMSELVES "TONYA AND THE HUBCAPS"?

IS MANO THE LOVE CHILD OF DON KING AND LESLIE VISSER?

[eilaram]

SINCE THERE IS OBVIOUSLY ONLY A FIXED AMOUNT OF RESPECT AND IF SOMEONE HAS LOTS OF RESPECT SOME PEOPLE GET DEPRIVED OF RESPECT THEY DESERVE BECAUSE THAT ONE PERSON HOGS IT ALL, SHOULD MICHELLE FANS QUIT RESPECTING MICHELLE SO SOME OTHER POOR SKATERS CAN HAVE MORE RESPECT?

SHOULD MICHELLE QUIT BEING SO LAZY AND STOP SLACKING OFF?

[Rosa]

littlepebbles1 - :lol about Mano the love child!!!

SINCE MK FANS SHOULD STOP LIKING HER SO MUCH AND LIKE OTHER SKATERS, SHOULD THE NAME OF THIS FORUM BE CHANGED TO THE ANYONE BUT MICHELLE KWAN FORUM

[sw10025]

Oh, Mano, don't let her intimidate you. Just because she's a judge in training doesn't make her a particular expert on anything or give her any extra authority -- just because her OPINIONS are becoming more educated (hopefully) doesn't make them FACT, they are still subjective OPINIONS. [Actually, given how little tact and people skills she seems to have, I doubt she has the necessary political skills to get very high in the skating judge ranks.] I come from a long and glorious line of obnoxious people, and she's just another FCB (First Class B****), and since I'm a FCB Reformed (which means I still have the innate tendencies and *****y abilities, but I at least try not to fall off the wagon most of the time), she doesn't scare me any. My grandmother's a scarier b**** than Ellyn is.

Glad you liked it, and happy it made you feel better. That's actually the editted version (you should have seen the first draft) -- I was trying to get my point across without getting too personal. And of course the irony is, if she's so up on informed opinion, what the heck is she doing posting on FSW...?

[Angela75]

IS ANGELA ASHAMED OF HER HUSBAND'S ROTTEN BEHAVIOR WHILE SHE WAS GONE?

IS ANGELA ASHAMED TO SHOW HER FACE AT THE BOARD AFTER SAID HUSBANDS IMMATURE BEHAVIOR?

IS ANGELA'S HUSBAND BREATHING AT THE MOMENT?

I apologize for his goofiness. He really was just joking, and he does like Michelle's skating. He just loves to torment me!

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[sw10025]

Angela75, don't worry about it. You are not responsible for your husband's behavior. I'm gonna have to take a poll to see if we are going to hold you responsible for your taste in husbands, but you're more likely to get a condolence card than any actual punishment or retribution.

Tell hubby if he does it again, we will all come over to your house en masse with our tapes of the men's skating events, watch 48 hours back to back of these hunks and world class athletes, and compare their physiques to his... :evil

[figurefan]

I am going to try this but I am probably not as good at this as so many others.

WILL MK EVER QUIT SLACKING AND DO 7 QUADS IN A PROGRAM INSTEAD OF 7 TRIPLES?

DID MANO WRITE THE SKITS FOR THE MR SUBLIMINAL CHARACTER ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SEVERAL YEARS BACK?

WILL TONYA AND NANCY EVER HOST SNL TOGETHER? IF SO SHOULD THEY COMMISSION MANO TO WRITE THEIR SKITS?

SHOULD WE SUGGEST SETTING UP WEBGOD AND TONYA UP ON A DATE? IF SO SHOULD WE BUY TONYA A BRAND NEW SET OF HUBCAPS FOR THE OCCASSION? ;)

SHOULD WE SEND ANGELA A NEW SET OF HUBCAPS WITH HER HUSBAND'S NAME ON THEM?(JUST KIDDING ANGELA'S HUSBAND);)

Well that's my two cents! :)

[Jenny]

sw10025 -- Yes, both Jupiter & RCL have been banned (as have Taralover and WebGod). I've never had to ban so many people before!! (I guess that's a sign it's the off-season).

This thread is hilarious.... love the quips about my wedding. I hope you all will be there in spirit!!! (BTW, I'd love a Tivo for a wedding present -- LOL! -- and no, we're not serving chicken for the entree, but there is going to be a chicken appetizer during the c0cktail hour!!!)

I wish I could think of a funny "topic" to add, but I'm all worn out at the moment...

[sw10025]

Boy, I missed a lot when I posted my last two messages. Now I have to go back and deal with everything.

(1) Rosa, no, they did not know it was you. FSW is periodically inundated by trolls, so for about a month at a time several times a year Adrian, the moderator, shuts down new registrations to keep trolls from re-registering under new user names. I'll monitor the situation and let you know when registrations open up again, in case I need additional help defending Mano's honor in future...

(2) figurefan, if at all possible, don't mention that person or those people's user names here, don't even refer to them obliquely, because while they are banned from here (hopefully for life), they will respond to anything said on the various Tara boards, which will upset NicoleM and the other Tara fans, who don't want to hear it, and certainly don't want to be caught in the middle with divided loyalties...

(3) Littlepebbles, that Flame Warriors thing is hilarious. Its like the Cliff Notes of psychiatric diagnosis. I would diagnose the erstwhile jupiter2839 as being a split personality (Enfant Provocateur and ALLCAPS), Ellyn is definitely a Profundis Maximus with a Netiquette Nazi fetish and delusions of Royalty, and I guess those of us who charged to mano's defense are List Sisters, and I personally suspect that I am a Philosopher, with Therapistic leanings -- as evidenced by this post -- and a serious case example of a Kung Fu Master Wannabee.

now, back to our regularly scheduled topic...

IS JEN REALLY SERVING <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> TROLL <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> AS THE ENTREE?

I MEAN, AFTER ALL, WE ONLY HAVE HER WORD FOR IT THAT THE TROLLS WERE BANNED, THEY MAY HAVE BEEN DISPOSED OF PERMANENTLY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...

HOW MANY OF US ARE WISHING THAT WAS THE CASE?

DOES LITTLEPEBBLES REALIZE THAT sw10025 THOUGHT WHEN SHE REFERRED TO ELLYN AS A PM SHE MEANT ELLYN WAS SUFFERING FROM PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME?

[figurefan]

I am so sorry for mentioning any user names on my reply to this subject, I have seen others do the same thing and not get scolded so I figured it was OK. I would never want to make trouble for anyone on this board or any other board and if I did, I am so so sorry. Even though Michelle has been my favorite skater for several years now, I still like and respect Tara and would not want to make any trouble for her true fans. I guess that I should not have taken a stab at humor since I am not very good at it. I had a really bad week and thought if I came here to the forum, I would laugh and feel better. Well I did for a while anyway. Once again I apologize to anyone I might have offended and I think I should just stick with the private chat room that I share with a few other MK fans. That way I will not insult anyone or step on any toes, I never felt quite at home here anyway which is why I did not post a whole lot. I would like to thank everyone here who made me laugh and I would like to congratulate sw10025 for being the third person this week to make me cry.

[Jenny]

LOL re: serving "troll" at my wedding!!! I want my guests to have a great tasting meal.... I don't think troll meat would be up to my standards (ick -- I apologize that this is so morbid sounding, hopefully everyone realizes that we are totally kidding around!!!). BTW, the real entree choices are Chilean Sea Bass, Beef medallions, or Vegetarian (Grilled veggis with cous cous). ;-)

Also, sorry for interjecting with something serious into this thread, but I do have one small "moderator" request.... I read what was said about Mano on FSW (sorry that not everyone appreciates your brand of humor like we do Mano!!!), and while I feel for Mano and am not mad at anyone for venting out about what happened, i would like to request that no more remarks about Ellyn be made here. Thanks.

Now back to some fun.... ;)

<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> Edit:<!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->figurefan, your post slipped in before mine! Don't cry! And please reconsider about posting here more often. I don't think the "scolding" was meant to be personal... just some friendly advice based on some of the going ons in other threads recently. something for everyone to try to do... but it doesn't mean anyone thinks less of you, or thinks you personally were offensive. I don't, and I also think your stab at humor was great!!

[sw10025]

I was **teasing** you, apparently clumsily, because you mentioned the one person most likely to go ballistic about being mentioned by any of us. I was half serious about all of us not mentioning those people because of stuff appearing on other boards, but it was certainly not my intent to make you feel bad, scold you or scare you away. I'm sorry that this seems to have been the affect. I guess I should have included a smiley face to let you know. I apologize and hope you will come back.

As for you Jen, I've heard troll tastes just like chicken... :lol

[Di75]

figurefan: I'm not that great at this either, but who cares? So, a few get slightly put-off by certain references. It's tough not to sometimes accidently offend someone.I think sw10025 is just trying to keep things from getting out of hand and that's OK with me. Take it with a grain of salt...

back to the fun...

WILL ADDICTION TO THE MK FORUM ULTIMATELY LEAD TO INTERVENTIONS AND 12-STEP PROGRAMS?

WILL MANO CONTINUE TO MYSTIFY FSW WITH HER BAFFLING WIT?

[sw10025]

WHERE IS MANO WHEN WE NEED SOME MORE WITTICISMS?

FOR THAT MATTER, EXACTLY WHAT *ARE* WITTICISMS?

IS MANO BOYCOTTING sw10025's FAVORITE TROLL RECIPIE and DIAGNOSE YOURSELF threads? OR IS SHE MERELY LOOKING OVER HER BEST COOKBOOKS AS WE SPEAK...

WILL FIGUREFAN FORGIVE sw10025 FOR HER VERBAL CLUMSINESS IN ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDING TENDER SOULS AND RETURN TO THE FORUM?

WILL MICHELLE SKATE TO RIVERDANCE MUSIC, ONLY PLAYED BACKWARD, SO ITS MORE ORIGINAL?

WHY HASN'T THE US OLYMPIC DISCUS TEAM CONTACTED TONYA YET?

WAS THAT REALLY MANO SKATING AROUND WITH BLADES ATTACHED TO 3 1/2 INCH RUBY SLIPPERS?

[mano]

Kwantham, a beautiful and peaceful cybercity, has just been saved by a new hero in town, "Super JENNY" AKA the Bride of Lucky Man.

Kwantham has been growing steadily since it was first created by the mild mannered Jenny75 and HeatherW, CEO's of Kwan Enterprises early in February '99. The city has undergone a lot of ups and downs, including a catastrophic nuclear reactor meltdown of the EZBoard Plant during Worlds '99, a Kwan costume picketer by the name of Catfight and it's many lives (all of whom were banned), as well as failed diplomatic relations with Prime Minister David55 that led to the permanent banishment of the PM.

Since that time the city experienced a period of peace and prosperity. The citizens have been growing slowly and steadily in number and have contributed to the city's wealth of information. Everyone has been able to take part in the prosperity, no one is left out. However in recent weeks certain events occurred that made the mild mannered Jenny75 shed her disguise and take some action.

First, a Gaseous Planet that flew off its orbit visited the loving citizens. It tried to spread its noxious and poisonous fumes throughout Kwantham city but its plans were foiled by a group calling themselves Justice League of Kwanerica or JLK. These crime fighting superheroes were Beth2000, AKA Chilli-Corn Dog Master, where gas is only the beginning; Rosa Fife, the Squirt-Gun-Toting-Floral shirt wearing choreographer whose moves can make you or break you; GinnySmith, the Rastafari Extraordinaire whose dreds can cut down any criminal; Gala, the Fruit Master who can whip up a fruit salad faster than a speeding bullet and able to subdue Howard Stern dummies with one blow; Rene the Emoticon Master who can hover and cover one with smileys; SW10025, the Jedi Borg who has a lethal TIVO power and also belongs to the Church of the Reformed FCB’s; And mano, AKA that incoherent “THING” with the killer hair. The computer web kid Jamie, and Vacationing Kwanluv, who’s missed the last week of action, also aided them in their fight. Newcomers to the team are Shallah the Articlepicomeister, Chemy, the Mad Photosplicer, Amelia the Queen of XO’s, Princess Di75, Littlepebbles with evile twin Bigpebbles in tow, Silly Songs with Eilaram the sugarbowl, Googs the Googoo Doll, and a whole slew of others.

These superheroes launched a massive attack against the Gaseous one utilizing joke bombs, impossible skating moves, skilled word play and a lethal dose of nitrous oxide (laughing gas). The Gaseous Planet’s fumes were subdued but help was still needed to extinguish it for eternity. The Jedi Borg sw10025 used her assimilating powers to form a collective to write to their “congressmen” and thus Jenny75 and HeatherW were allerted. HeatherW told Jenny75 that she’s the only hope for she has the power of the “BAN” within her. Jenny75, armed with her beautiful bridal gown, tiara, and killer stiletto shoes, clicked the button that banned Jupiter out of Kwantham orbit forever and the citizens of Kwantham rejoiced.

At the same time that this was happening, a Trojan horse came upon MKF, which many thought were gifts at first but in actuality, the horse housed instigators in its belly (which gave it a bad case of indigestion). First there was the mystery of the topics that were dead and buried but suddenly came back to life due to a Pod by the name of Harvey RCL Dent, AKA Two-Face, no not Batman’s nemesis, but a mediocre copy of it. Harvey first came in peace, even sharing a chicken recipe (devoid of cyanide, imagine that) to other Kwantham inhabitants. But the real poison came from Harvey’s posts, which were found to be filled with praise for the city’s Statue of Skate Liberty, Michelle Kwan, when around Kwantham citizens then filled with venom against said Statue when in another cybercity. Harvey was silent for a while when the Prime Minister was first banned, but it was only biding its time until it can come back and haunt the citizens by bumping up topics long dead. It is also a master of the “cut and paste” and has saved old Kwantham data to be used later if it ever gets a chance to try the citizens of Kwantham in the highest court. Along with Two-face came the so-called cyber deity Webgod who goes by many names but is worshipped by none. He had come in peace, preaching that he has changed and only bashed Kwan because his fave skater was first bashed. But he was caught trying to start a flame war by maligning a citizen.

Super Jenny, seeing the chaos they were trying to start, put down her stiletto heeled shoes again and used her Ban powers to rid Kwantham of their presence forever. Their handy dandy sidekick, Taralover, was also shown the door, never to return. “All in days work”, said the humble superhero, then with a snap of her french manicured fingers, and (as per eyewitness sw10025) a toss of her professionally coiffed wedding hairdo, she went back to preparing for her fantabulous wedding to the Lucky Guy. The citizens of Kwantham rejoiced and declared 06/01/00, Super Jenny Day!!! Once again, peace reigns in Kwantham thanks to the JLK and SUPER JENNY!!!

[sw10025]

Ah, Mano didn't dive for cover, she was just off writing her magnum opus (aka the Great American novel).

Two suggestions, however:

“All in days work”, said the humble superhero, then with a snap of her french manicured fingers <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> and a toss of her professionally coiffed wedding hairdo, <!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> she went back to preparing for her fantabulous wedding to the Lucky Guy. The citizens of Kwantham rejoiced and declared 06/01/00, Super Jenny Day!!! Once again, peace reigns in Kwantham thanks to the JLK and SUPER JENNY!!!

And for all us Python fans, don't forget <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> And there was much rejoice! <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> at the end...

[Jenny]

<font size=4>ROTFLMAO!!!!</font>

(I may need to move all of these wonderfully creative threads to Fan Fiction so everyone's ingenious "troll topics" and stories won't get buried under new Skating Chat topics.... what do you think?)

[Jenny]

BTW, how did you know about the tiara and the french manicure?? Am I that predictable? ;)
(you did get the stiletto heels wrong though...)

[sw10025]

More likely the new skating chat topics will get buried under the troll mocking threads. :roll :roll :roll

sw "Just remember Jen, combat boots are <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> de rigeur <!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> with wedding gowns this season" 10025

[figurefan]

I am OK now sw10025 and I apologize for jumping the gun. I came over to my man's house and found him lurking on the MK forum. He said he was in here for over an hour trying to find out what upset me.(what a man!) He also admitted that he lurks around here all the time because he likes MK as well. I really should not take things so personally and the fact that I have a huge case of PMS probably does not help. My man told me about your reply and said I should go back in and clear things up. I will have to admit that he was right.

WILL FIGUREFAN TOUGHEN UP AND TAKE THINGS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT AS SAID BY Di75?

WILL FIGUREFAN'S MAN STOP LURKING AROUND LIKE SOME TYPE OF WEB PERVERT AND ACTUALLY SIGN IN TO THIS FORUM?

WILL HE ADMIT TO HIS MACHO FOOTBALL BUDDIES THAT HE ACTUALLY LIKES FIGURE SKATING?

WILL HE ADMIT TO HIS MACHO FOOTBALL BUDDIES THAT HE CHEERED FOR MK AT THE WORLDS JUST AS HARD AS HE CHEERS ON HIS FOOTBALL TEAM?(AND OUR TEAM NEEDS ALL THE CHEERING IT CAN GET)

DON'T WORRY MY GENTLE MACHO MAN, FIGUREFAN WILL NEVER TELL. ;)

[Rene]

I'm sorry I haven't read the 2 axel thread there yet. I'm going to read it now. I think Ellyn is usually snotty and rude. Sorry Mano :(

[sw10025]

I'm glad you're back figurefan. I'd hate to think I drove anyone but the trolls away. And I'm sorry you're having a bad day/week. But your fella was a sweetie to log on and look around to see what had upset you. He gets our sensitive "significant other" of the week award. ;)

He doesn't have to register or post if he doesn't want to. Its not a hanging offence (unless Jen and Heather have changed the rules recently). Have a better weekend...

[Di75]

I had a feeling you'd get over it. Nice to have you back. Hey, those were pretty good! And, you've got some guy! Wow, a football-loving figure fan. Unheard of.

And, mano--that was some story. Pure genius. I'm not sure how you the heck you come up with that stuff,
but don't ever stop.
BTW--Princess Di?--I'm not worthy, I'm SO not worthy!

Okay, I don't have anything to contribute right now, and it usually takes me several days just to come up with one!

[mano]

Like I said, you all inspire me. I added a few more super heroes to the JLK list that I forgot earlier. And should add sw10025's suggestion regarding the "coif".

Di75, I saw your pic and that was the first thing that came to mind.

Jenny, you know the saying about always a bridesmaid...that's moi. Well I've been to enough weddings to figure things out. As for the tiara, you seem like a tiara person, but I mostly guessed on that. The stilettos is for effect ;) ;) ;) .

LIKE I SAID, THIS PLACE IS THE BEST!!!

[Rosa]

Hooray for Super Jenny. We need to make a Super Jenny doll - she's a whole lot better than Barbie!!!! :)

GREAT story Mano!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are awesome girl - must be the hair. :lol

[Rene]

WEIRD WILD STUFF, MANO :lol :lol :lol

[Y2002Kwan]

I couldn't resist:

SUPER
DUPER
DUPES
DOPES
TOPES
TAPES
TARES
PARES
PARKS
PERKS
PEAKS
PEANS
PEONS
PEONY
PENNY
JENNY

[Beth2000]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin Mano you are simply the best :)


WILL MANO BE SERVING AT JENNY'S WEDDING?

WILL LUCKY GUY HAVE TO FIGHT OFF THE TROLLS AS THEY HEAD TO THEIR HONEYMOON?

WILL THE TROLLS BE THROWING HUBCAPS AT JENNY AND LUCKY GUY?

[Rosa]

WILL THE NEW SUPER JENNY DOLL GO ON SALE IN TIME FOR THE WEDDING - WILL SHE COME COMPLETE WITH WEDDING DRESS, TIARA, AND STILLETO HEELS

WILL JENNY AND LUCKY GUY APPEAR ON OPRAH - "WE FOUGHT A TROLL INVASION IN ORDER TO GET MARRIED"

WILL OPRAH FEATURE SW10025'S NEW BOOK "100 WAYS TO COOK TROLL" IN HER BOOK CLUB

WILL SW10025 DONATE ALL SALES FROM HER BOOK TO THE "SOCIETY TO ENSURE THAT ALL AMERICANS HAVE TIVOS" -STETAAHT FOR SHORT

:lol :rollin :lol :rolleyes ;) :D :smokin

[mano]

THE MANO SINGS...

WILL Y2002KWAN BE ABLE TO MAKE ANOTHER EXCELLENT PUZZLE CONVERTING TROLLS TO STUPID OR VICEY-VERSEY?

OR WILL COOKING THEM AND SERVING THEM WITH FAVA BEENS AND CHIANTE THE WAY TO GO?

OR WILL HANNIBAL LECTER PREFER TO HAVE TROLLS RAW WITH FAVA BEANS AND CHIANTE.

WILL PEOPLE STILL VISIT THE TROLL POST NOW THAT IT'S IN THE LAND WHERE ANGELIC POSTERS FEAR TO TREAD?

WILL THE TROLL POSTS STEAL THE THUNDER FROM THE OTHER FAN FICTION STORIES?

[bearpaw]

What a great story Mano! (There nothing like procastination on the IAC story. :) )

WILL MANO'S HAIR STYLE START A NEW TREND FOR THIS DECADE?
WILL BEARPAW EVER WATCH STAR TREK?
TO LEAVE FOR THEIR HONEYMOON WILL JENNY SAY, BEAM ME UP SCOTTY?
WILL BEARPAW PUBLISH HOW TO PREPARE CHICKEN THE KWAN FANATIC WAY?
WILL JOHN ROCKER EVER LEARN TO KEEP HIS BIG MOUTH SHUT?

I love this thread! I was laughing so hard as I read this one and Part I. I love MKF humor! Mano, I finally had a chance to read the thread over in FSW. I hadn't been there in a while. I am so glad that SW, Beth and others stood up for you! Don't ever change.

[chemy]

IF YOU TOSS WATER TO MANO'S FSW NEMESES, WILL THEY MELT? IF YOU PRICK THEM, WILL THEY BLEED? CAN THEY CAST SHADOWS?

HOW WILL SARAH, NNN & SASHA COPE WITH A PRO-MICHELLE UCLA BAND AT 2002 NATIONALS? WILL THE SCHOOL'S FIGHTING SONG DROWN OUT THE SKATERS' MUSIC? WILL THE BAND FOLLOW MICHELLE TO SLC?

WHY DOESN'T UCLA LIST A SECOND PLAYER IN THEIR VARSITY SKATING TEAM? CAN MICHELLE DO IT ALONE? WILL PAC 10 SKATING MEETS CLASH WITH MICHELLE'S COI SCHEDULE?

HOW WILL LORI NICHOLS COMPLEMENT A PROGRAM AROUND MICHELLE'S NEW UCLA BRUINS JERSEY COSTUME?

SPOILERS: TONYS SNUB "MICHELLE KWAN THE MUSICAL" BIG TIME!!!

WHEN WILL THE FIRST MICHELLE KWAN FAN CONVENTION BE HELD? AND WHERE? WHO CAN CHALLENGE JENNY OR HEATHER FOR KEYNOTE SPEAKERSHIP?


Chemy, Official Supplier of Beth's Personal Pics

[Di75]

WILL THESE POSTS MYSTERIOUSLY BEGIN TO INCLUDE THE LIKES OF PK, #9, 6.0, DUCKS, SWANS, AND
OTHER BFFF LINGO?

WILL THE TROLL POSTS AND RECIPES NOW HAVE TO BE FICTIONAL??

[Beth2000]

bearpaw :lol

WILL JOHN ROCKER KEEP COMING UNRAVELED?

WILL TONYA HARDING FINALLY STAY OUT OF TROUBLE OR WILL SHE SHOW UP AT 2001 NATIONALS WAITING TO WHACK MICHELLE ON HER KNEE?

[eilaram]

WILL THE TROLLS TRY TO SABOTAGE THE MICHELLE KWAN FAN CONVENTION? HOW? WILL THEY HIRE TONYA TO HELP THEM?

[Beth2000]

speaking of, OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS OUR MANO GONE OH WHERE OH WHERE IS SHE, WITH HER HAIR SO STIFF AND LEGS SO LONG OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS SHE GONE?

Okay Beth will stick to her day job.

[mano]

HAS BETH LOST HER MARBLES AND HAVE TO ASK PETER PAN TO HELP HER FIND IT?

WILL MICHELLE BRING BACK HER PETER PAN PROGRAM FOR BETH'S SAKE?

HAS MANO BEEN STUCK IN BFFF THUS SHE HASN'T BEEN PAYING MUCH ATTENTION TO THE WORLD AROUND HER?

WILL PRINCESS DI75 GRANT US KNIGHTHOOD IN THE REALM OF THE KWAN TO GIVE US RIGHTS TO VANQUISH TROLLS?

ARE THERE ANY MORE TROLLS THAT NEED TO BE COOKED? I.E. TROLL KEBABS, ROAST TROLLS, TROLL LASAGNA?

WHEN IN SAN FRANCISCO, DO TROLLS RIDE THE TROLLEY???

WAS THAT THE CORNIEST THING MANO HAS SAID TODAY???

[Beth2000]

YES BETH HAS LOST HER MARBLES.

WILL BETH BE ABLE TO FIND HER MARBLES?

:lol

YES THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING MANO HAS SAID

NOW THAT WE HAVE FOUND MANO WILL SHE STAY WITH US OR WILL THE TROLLS TAKE HER AWAY AGAIN?

[bearpaw]

OH - WAS THAT JOHN ROCKER AND MANO I SAW TOGETHER ON THE 7 TRAIN?
WILL ROCKER SURVIVE?
WILL MANO GET HIT IN THE CROSSFIRE?
WILL MANO HAVE ENOUGH BATTERIES TO LIGHT FLASHLIGHTS FOR A LIFETIME AFTERWARDS?
WILL TONYA HARDING BE HIRED TO GUARD ROCKER USING HUBCAPS AS A WEAPON?
WILL MICHELLE BE BROUGHT IN TO TEACH ROCKER GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP?
WOULD MICHELLE SURVIVE?
(as you can tell, I am a Braves fan on an anti-Rocker campaign)
WILL MICHELLE FIND TRUE LOVE ON THE ENTERPRISE?
WILL RYKER USE THE "I'VE GOT THE WOMAN NOW" GRIN TO IMPRESS MICHELLE?
WILL MICHELLE FALL FOR IT?
WILL MANO FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE USING THE BRAIN POWER FROM 3 HEADS AND BETH'S MARBLES?

[Beth2000]

WILL MANO WEAR A SEXY DRESS DURING HER DATE WITH ROCKER?

WILL ROCKER SURVIVE WITH MANO'S HAIR?

WILL ROCKER HAVE TO CALL MICHELLE TO FIND OUT HOW HE SHOULD BE ACTING?

WILL MICHELLE HAVE TO FLY TO NY TO SHOW ROCKER HOW A "REAL MAN" ACTS?

[Rosa]

IS MANOS HAIR MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ROCKER - YES!

WILL TONYA BE THEIR WAITRESS AND SERVE THEIR MEAL ON HUBCAPS

WILL BETH BE THE CHEF AND SERVE CORN DOGS

[sw10025]

WILL sw10025 CONFESS HER IGNORANCE (albeit possibly a good thing) AND ASK WHO THE HECK IS THIS JOHN ROCKER PERSON?

WILL THIS CORN DOG FETISH NEVER DIE?

WILL sw10025 SUCCEED IN HER ATTEMPT TO ASSIMILATE THE AVS FORUM TIVO SECTION INTO MKF SO WE ALL LEARN THE WAYS OF THE TIVO?

WILL sw10025 EVER RECONCILE HER OBI-WAN AND BORG PERSONNAS?

WILL sw10025 SELL HER MOTHER (CHEAP) TO A BORG COLLECTIVE SO SHE CAN HAVE A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET?

OR WILL SHE HAVE TO PAY THE BORG TO TAKE MOTHER OFF HER HANDS?

OR WORSE YET, WILL THE BORG REJECT DA MOMMA AS A TECHNOLOGICALLY AND MENTALLY INFERIOR BEING? OR WILL SHE JUST NAG THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE?

WILL Q INTERVENE AGAINST THE NAGGING MOTHER?

[Beth2000]

sw10025 ROCKER IS THE CLOSING PITCHER FOR THE ATLANTA BRAVES. HE HAS A VERY BIG MOUTH THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP CLOSED. THEY ARE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE MINORS TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT.

WILL sw10025 SURVIVE WITHOUT HER MOTHER?

WILL THE TROLLS GIVE sw10025 HER MOTHER BACK B/C THEY COULDN'T TAKE THE NAGGING?

WILL MANO INTERCEPT sw10025's MOTHER AND TAKE HER TO HER HOUSE?

[sw10025]

Beth2000, sw10025 could *easily* live without her mother, and if her mother doesn't materially improve her behavior in the near future, sw10025 is gonna do just that on a *permanent* basis, and without batting an eyelash.

IF THE TROLLS SEND BACK sw10025'S MOTHER, a.k.a. NAGGING AND WHINING MOMMA (NAWM), WILL THEY SEND HER PARCEL POST OR FIRST CLASS MAIL?

WILL THEY DRILL AIR HOLES?

SHOULD THEY?

WILL THE POST OFFICE REFUSE TO SHIP NAWM BECAUSE HER WHINE HAS BEEN CLASIFIED AS A POTENTIALLY LETHAL WEAPON?

IF MANO INTERCEPTS THE NAWM PACKAGE, WILL SHE FAIL TO PERCEIVE THE DANGER AND OPEN IT UP?

WILL MANO INITIALLY LIKE THE NAWM BECAUSE SHE IS A MASTER OF INCESSANT, INANE, COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS CHATTER AND BECAUSE WHATEVER SHE SAYS HAS LITTLE TO NO BEARING ON REALITY?

WILL MANO REALIZE HER MISTAKE WHEN NAWM STARTS TUNING IN THE RADIO TO ALL THOSE ULTRA RIGHT WING NUTSO PROGRAMS?

WILL MANO THEN DO A CHUTE TO NAWM (A LA MR. UDALL AND VERDELL IN AS GOOD AS IT GETS)?

WHO IS CRAZIER MELVIN UDALL OR THE NAWM?

[mano]

TAKE HEART, OR TAKE PROZAC EITHER ONE WILL DO.

IF NAWM IS A LETHAL WEAPON WILL MANO ADD IT TO HER GROWING "ARSENAL" THAT PM DAVID55 SAYS MANO POSSESS AND WILL MANO UNLEASH NAWM AT HIM?

SHOULD HE BE WORRIED IF NAWM IS THE LETHAL WEAPON THAT sw10025 SAYS NAWM IS?

DOES sw10025 KNOW THAT MANO LOVES MR. UDALL AND LOOKS UP TO HIS KIND BECAUSE SHE IS OF HIS KIND?

DOES sw10025 KNOW THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WANT TO UTILIZE THE CHUTE, I CAN'T BECAUSE THE TROLL PATROL IS TAKING THEIR TIME CLEARING THE TROLL THAT GOT STUCK ON ITS WAY DOWN THE INCINERATOR?

IS MANO LATE FOR HER HER CURRENT ENGAGEMENT AT THE "THEATER OF THE ABSURD" BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO BUSY EXPOSING THE ALREADY EXPOSED PRIME MINISTER DAVID55 WHO EXPOSES HIMSELF EVERYTIME HE POSTS BUT IS TOO BLIND TO SEE IT?

SHOULD FSW BE WORRIED THAT THERE IS A "FLASHER" IN THEIR MIDSTS? FOR THAT MATTER, DO THEY REALLY CARE?

DOES MANO CARE? DID SHE EVEN BLINK OR WAS SHE BUSY ROTFLHAO WHEN SHE READ HIS POSTS?

WILL MANO HAVE A DATE WITH MR. UDALL RIGHT AFTER MANO'S HAIR EATS ROCKER?

[Beth2000]

sw10025 I really hope things are okay between you and your mother.

WILL MANO MAKE IT TO HER ENGAGEMENT?

WILL THAT TROLL GET UNSTUCK?

WILL JOHN ROCKER HAVE TO COME AND HELP THAT TROLL?

[sw10025]

Beth, you really are too sweet a person to be real. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for me. Either my mother and I will work it out, or I'll cut it out, and I don't particularly care which. Either way, no problem for me. Don't worry.

[Rosa]

ARE ROCKER, THE TROLL, AND DAVID55 REALLY TRIPLETS SEPARATED AT BIRTH

WILL MANO NEED TO PUT EXTRA VO5 ON HER HAIR AFTER IT EATS ROCKER

Off topic - sw10025 - sorry to hear that you and your Mom are having problems. That makes me sad because my Mom is my best friend in the world. Hope you can work it out.

[sw10025]

Rosa, don't sweat it. I wasn't kidding when I said I came from a long line of obnoxious people and therefore genetically was a FCB (first class *****), reformed. :-)

WILL MANO'S HAIR BECOME NAUSEATED AFTER ITS FORAY INTO CANNIBALISM?

WILL DIGESTION BE A PROBLEM FOR MANO'S HAIR SINCE IT HAS NO STOMACH OR INTESTINES?

WOULD WE REALLY WANT TO SEE MANO'S HAIR IF IT DID HAVE A STOMACH AND INTESTINES?

WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO HIRE TERRY GILLIAM TO DRAW SOME MANEATTING HOUSES, KILLER CARS, A MUTANT SIAMESE OR A GIANT HAND TO DISPOSE OF JOHN ROCKER?

WHAT WAS ANY WOMAN NAMED "NANCY" DOING MARRYING TONYA'S EX HUSBAND, ANYWAY? WHAT *WAS* SHE THINKING?

DENNIS RODMAN SITS AT HOME WHILE THE LAKERS GO TO THE NBA PLAYOFFS. ISN'T IRONY SWEET?

[Beth2000]

WAS JEFF DREAMING THAT HE COULD HAVE THE "REAL" NANCY?

IS THE REASON DENNIS RODMAN ISN'T PLAYING B/C HE DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT HAIR COLOR?

DID TONYA TELL JEFF TO HIT NANCY IN HOPES OF IT HURTING THE "REAL" NANCY?

SHOULD WE SEND MANO OVER TO BEAT JEFF WITH HER HAIR?

[sw10025]

(For those of you who don't understand the Jeff Gillooly references, Tonya's ex and his current wife, Nancy, were just arrested for spousal battery upon each other in front of their children. I can't remember the exact details, but it sounds like he got the worst of it. Guess he couldn't stand to be outdone by Tonya. This whole situation would be laughable if these people hadn't been breeding. Ick!)

SINCE KERRIGAN WON'T DO IT, WILL TONYA AND JEFF'S NEW WIFE DUKE IT OUT ON JERRY SPRINGER SO HE CAN BILL IT AS "TONYA VS. NANCY: THE ULTIMATE FISTFIGHT"

DID JEFF AND NANCY NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER HIS ERSTWHILE PARTNERS IN CRIME?

DID THEY NAME THEIR DOG TONYA?

HAS JEFF BEEN HIDING A COLLAPSIBLE BATON UNDER THE BED?

NANCY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ICE PICK IS?

NOW THAT THEY BOTH MAY END UP SINGLE AGAIN, WILL JEFF AND TONYA REUNITE IN A TOUCHING MADE FOR TV SPECIAL? (sniff, sniff. It just brings tears to my eyes thinking about it)

OR WILL NANCY CLAIM SHE HAS TO STAY MARRIED TO JEFF BECAUSE THE USFSA TOLD HER SHE HAD TO?

WHAT *WAS* NANCY THINKING TO DATE THIS MAN IN THE 1ST PLACE?

DID JEFF AND NANCY MARRY JUST TO SELL THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER, BUT A NAUGHTY GUEST TOOK PICTURES AND BLEW THEIR EXCLUSIVITY DEAL?

WILL TONYA OFFER TO TEACH THEIR KIDS SKATING?

WILL JEFF BE PIQUED IF HE DOESN'T GET A BETTER SENTENCE THAN TONYA DID?

WILL JEFF GET THE CRAZY NAWM AS HIS PAROLE OFFICER SO HE REALLY WILL KNOW THE MEANING OF PAIN AND SUFFERING?

WHEN HE HEARS HE HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO sw10025's NAWM, WILL JEFF CRY OUT "WHY? WHY? WHY ME?"

[Beth2000]

sw10025 :lol :lol :lol that last one was good :)

[sw10025]

Glad you liked it, Beth. I just realized that perhaps I should have included a little notation that in no way was I mocking Nancy, her pain or the way she was hurt in '94. Those words just have sprung to mind repeatedly lately as I contemplate why I cannot find any evidence that I am not biologically related to the NAWM and was in fact stolen by my parents from a band of travelling gypsies...

[mano]

SHOULD MANO TAKE ROLAIDS OR TUMS FOR THE INDIGESTION HER HAIR IS HAVING?

SHOULD ALL MEN BE AFRAID WHEN TONYA TOLD LARRY KING COUNTLESS OF TIMES THAT HER EXPERIENCES ONLY MADE HER STRONGER?

SHOULD MEN START HIDING FOR COVER EVERY TIME THEY SEE TONYA ANYWHERE NEAR A HUBCAP?

WAS TONYA SERIOUS WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO TEACH KIDS HOW TO SKATE IN THE FUTURE?

SHOULD JUDGES NOW BEWARE BECAUSE TONYA'S PUPILS WILL BE SKILLED IN TOSSING HUBCAPS WHILE EXECUTING TRIPLE AXELS?

SHOULD COMPETITORS BEWARE BECAUSE TONYA'S PUPILS WILL ALSO BE WELL VERSED WITH RETRACTABLE LEAD BATONS?

WILL SPEILBERG NOW HAVE TO MAKE PREQUELS AND SEQUELS TO HIS JURASSIC PARK MOVIES SO THAT TONYA'S STUDENTS WILL BE ABLE TO INTERPRET THEM?

IF TONYA WAS THE HUBBACAPOSAURUS, WILL HER HERD OF PUPILS BE CALLED LITTLE HUBBACAPOSAURI?

WILL MANO BE LESS OF A SKATING FAN 'CAUSE SHE FINALLY SPELLED "AXELS" CORRECTLY?

OR WAS IT BECAUSE OF TONYA'S HUBCAPS THAT MANO SUBLIMINALLY SPELLED AXELS, "AXLES"?

[sw10025]

Ah, Mano, I see you've read the transcription of the Tonya interview on Larry King over on FSW. What a load of horse manure. Or perhaps I should say, what a load of bat guano.

JUST HOW MANY "LITTLE THINGS" DOES TONYA THINKS SHE HAS TO DO BEFORE SHE HAS TRULY EARNED HER BAD GIRL REPUTATION?

WHEN DID THINGS CHANGE SO THAT BEING A FELON DIDN'T AUTOMATICALLY EARN ONE THE TITLE 'BAD GIRL'?

IS ANYONE REALLY DYING TO HEAR THE BEHIND THE SCENES STORY OF JEFF AND TONYA'S INFAMOUS WEDDING NIGHT VIDEO (AVAILABLE IN SLEAZIER VIDEO STORES NEAR YOU)?

DOES ANYBODY REALLY THINK THAT THE USFSA DISLIKES TONYA NOT BECAUSE OF HER FAILURE TO CAPITALIZE ON HER NATURAL TALENT, TO TRAIN AND CONDITION HERSELF PROPERLY WHEN SHE WAS AN ELIGIBLE SKATER, HER CONDUCT, THE COMPANY SHE'S KEPT, THE BLACK EYE AND CIRCUS ATMOSPHERE SHE AND HER CRONIES GAVE FIGURE SKATING, THE INFAMOUS "WHIP HER BUTT" COMMENT, AND HER FELONY CONVICTION, BUT BECAUSE OF THE UNPARDONABLE OFFENSE THAT SHE WORE TACKY HOMEMADE COSTUMES?

HAS TONYA GOTTEN A LOOK AT SOME OF THE TACKY PROFESSIONALLY DESIGNED COSTUMES OUT THERE?

HOW MANY KNEES WOULD TONYA REALLY HAVE HAD TO WHACK TO BECOME OLYMPIC CHAMPION?

WOULD SHE HAVE QUALIFIED FOR A BULK RATE?

HAS SHE FIGURED OUT WHAT THE VATICAN IS YET?

[mano]

I watched it. :) :) :)

[Beth2000]

MANO WHERE HAST THOU BEEN HIDING?

[Rosa]

WILL TONYA START HER OWN LINE OF COSTUMES CALLED TOTALLY TACKY TONYA

WILL TONYA BECOME THE NEW SPOKESPERSON FOR ZOLOFT

WILL THE AUTO INDUSTRY NAME A HUBCAP AFTER TONYA - THE BAD GIRL SPECIAL

WILL JEFF AND TONYA GET MARRIED AGAIN AND CHANGE THEIR NAME TO HUBCAP

[Di75]

DID LARRY KING INSIST TONYA STAY IN WASHINGTON FOR THE INTERVIEW SO HE WOULD BE NOT BE PHYSICALLY INJURED?

WILL TONYA VISIT THE SPOKANE SALON AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER HAIR?

WILL TONYA EVER LEARN TO READ LABELS AND NOT MIX ALCOHOL WITH PRESCRIPTION MEDS?

[littlepebbles1]

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[Beth2000]

Well I think it is time to start a new thread.