THE NEXT STUPID TROLL THREAD SUBJECT WILL BE...

[sw10025]

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> (Remember folks, while its OK to mock generically, no getting personal, and no mention of user names. Don't assign them any more importance than they deserve...) <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

In the spirit of many of the ridiculous and/or offensive threads that have been posted here recently, and the equally lively responses they have received, here is your chance to say which stupid topic will be chosen next. After we receive all submissions, we'll take a vote and give you the top ten. I'll start.

SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH TO THE MEN'S COMPETITION?...

SHOULD TIMMY CALL OFF THE WEDDING?...
_____(see preceding topic)______

WILL MICHELLE REALIZE SHE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO MANO?...

SHOULD MICHELLE TAKE UP TENNIS INSTEAD?...

SHOULD MICHELLE FIRE LORI AND HIRE MICHAEL JACKSON AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?...

SHOULD MICHELLE FIRE LORI AND HIRE LATOYA AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?...

NEXT TIME, SHOULD FRANK OFFER THE HUNGARIAN JUDGE A CONDO IN TAHOE OR PLAIN CASH?...

SHOULD A DOLLAR OF EVERY USFSA MEMBERSHIP BE CHANELLED INTO SW10025'S FLIP-LOOP ("Filthy Lucre for Influence Peddaling and to Lease an Olympic Official Program") FUND?

SHOULD MICHELLE PLAY THE Q WHO RESCUES THE STARSHIP VOYAGER FROM THE DELTA QUADRANT?...

SHOULD MICHELLE GIVE UP SKATING TO PLAY QUEEN AMIDALIA IN THE NEXT STAR WARS MOVIE?...

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[TaraLipinski87]

Those are some crazy and funny topics!

[AZSkateFan]

Should Michelle melt down her gold medals and make jewelry?

Should Michelle write a book about Tara Lipinski, since she has already written them about herself?

Should Michelle quit skating and take up knitting?

Should Michelle shave all her hair off and skate to Marilyn Manson? For a little variety.


You're to much SW. :)

[kwanluv]

MY VOTE:

SHOULD MICHELLE FIRE LORI AND HIRE MICHAEL JACKSON AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?...

luv ya sw ;)

[Beth2000]

I like them all so I vote for them all. Can I do that?

[skatingfan]

I like the Timmy calling off wedding thread.

[sw10025]

TaraLipinski87, you're supposed to make suggestions, too...

I thought of some more. Must have sci fi on the brain today:

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> STAR WARS <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

SHOULD LAURENT TOBEL PLAY JAR JAR BINKS IN STAR WARS PART II?...

IS SPEEDY REALLY EMPEROR PALPATINE IN DISGUISE?...

WHICH SKATER WOULD MAKE THE BEST REPLACEMENT FOR DARTH MAUL?...

WHICH ISU OFFICIAL WOULD MAKE THE BEST REPLACEMENT FOR DARTH MAUL?...

DID ELVIS STOJKO REALLY DO ALL THE STAR WARS STUNT WORK?...

DID PASHA GRISHUK BREAK UP LUKE SKYWALKER'S PARENTS?...

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> STAR TREK <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

WAS KATARINA WITT THE INSPIRATION FOR 7 OF 9'S FIGURE?...

IS NEELIX TOO FAT TO WIN A GOLD MEDAL?...

DOES BEING A TRILL HOST AUTOMATICALLY PREVENT YOU FROM COMPETING AS A SINGLES SKATER?...

SHOULD CAPTAIN PICARD DUMP COMMANDER RIKER?...

WILL SEVEN OF NINE REPRESENT THE BORG OR EARTH AT THE NEXT INTERGALACTIC OLYMPICS?...

DID MICHELLE STEAL SEVEN OF NINE'S CATSUIT?...

WILL THE BORG CHILDREN MASTER THE QUAD LUTZ AND KNOCK CAPTAIN JANEWAY OFF THE TOP OF THE PODIUM?..

(I know, I know, I'm a nut, but a harmless one...)

[michellesmom]

DID CAPTAIN JANEWAY STEAL MICHELLE'S BUN?

SHOULD PLUSHY PLAY ANNIKIN (THE FUTURE DARTH VADER) OPPOSITE MK'S QUEEN AMADAHLA?

(MK as Queen Amadahla. I can see it.)

[AZSkateFan]

Should Michelle hire Jeff Galoolie & the boys as her body gaurds?

Should Michelle hire Tonya Harding as her coach and overall advisor?

Should Michelle divorce her parents? :)

[Rosa]

Should Michelle change her name to the "skater formerly known as Michelle"

Should Tonya Harding design all of Michelle's costumes

Should Michelle start eating conrdogs three times a day

[edgescutie]

hehe, those are all really funny!

I like this one:

Next time, should Frank give the hungraian judge a condo in Tahoe or just plain cash.

hehe, that was funny!

[Beth2000]

Rosa no not the corn dogs!!!!!!

[Rosa]

Oh shucks Beth - they seem to be soooooo inspirational!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[sw10025]

WILL PEGGY FLEMING EVER STOP BEING SO DARNED *NICE*?!?!...

WILL DICK BUTTON STOP CALLING THEM 'BABY BALLERINAS' AND START CALLING THEM 'BABY BORG'?...

SHOULD MR. BUTTON GIVE UP HIS DAY JOB TO BECOME A LOUNGE LIZARD?...

WILL TERRY GANNON BECOME A LAS VEGAS ODDSMAKER?...

SHOULD TONYA HARDING BECOME A DISCUS THROWER?...

WILL TONYA'S CELLMATE WRITE A TELL-ALL BOOK?...

WILL NANCY HIRE TONYA TO COACH HER SON MATTHEW?...

SHOULD KATIA HIRE TONYA TO COACH HER DAUGHTER DARIA?...

SHOULD MANO HIRE TONYA AS A COACH?...

SHOULD MR. BUTTON DO A PLAYBOY SPREAD?...
<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> _____(ick, ick, ick, I know...)_____ <!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->

[mano]

I was trying to figure out how you managed to type all that without being a GASEOUS PLANET at all. Must be contageous. I like everything with ME of-course.

Let me see, come on, right after the 3axle, there has to be a topic of:

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST LADY TO LAND A QUAD ANYTHING?

WILL MICHELLE BE ABLE TO DO JUSTICE SKATING TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BLACK AND WHITE" WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO MORPH LIKE MANO?

Eek, can't compare to you sw, I bow to your superior Gaseous Planet knowledge!!! I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!!!

[Brieanne]

LOL!!!!!sw10025-Uncle Dickie in a playboy spread?!?!?!?!:lol That is just too much:lol :lol :lol ROTFLOL! I can't stand it!:lol That is hilarious!

i vote that one as the next question :lol

[Rosa]

WILL THE MOON BE IN IT'S SEVENTH HOUR?

WILL THE GASEOUS PLANET ALIGN WITH MARS?

WILL PEACE SURROUND THE PLANETS?

WILL THIS BE THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS?

LOOK MANO - ALL CAPS!!!!! :)

[sw10025]

Who you calling a GASEOUS PLANET?!?!?! I take umbrage at that remark! I may be many things, impolite, lazy, jaded, suffering from an excess of ennui and a lack of pecuniary success, sarcastic, born to mock, pedantic, prosaic, prone to anything from alliteration to onomatopeia, obsessive compulsive, even, but the two things I have never been are

taciturn; and
a GASEOUS PLANET!!!

[Mordecai71]

LOL....you are ALL LUNATICS!!! :) My turn...


WILL MKF BECOME THE MK COMEDY CHANNEL? (off to a good start on this one!)

WILL MANO TAKE HAIRDRESSING TIPS FROM THE MISTRESS OF BAD HAIR DAYS ANNOUNCER?

ok.....I need to work on my funniness, but I tried!

[mano]

just say no to Onomatopeia, I hope I spelled that right. I'm an oxyMORON myself. The latter most of the time. Hey Mordecai, glad you have decided to join LUNATICS are us.

All Apologies, sw10025. But I didn't say you were a GASEOUS PLANET. I said you have vast superior knowledge of them. There is a difference. But being strong in the force that you are...and the fact that your socks are always wet, I figured you are from the DAGOBAH system. Remember, beware of Athletes Foot.

[GinnySmith]

You folks are sooooo funny and way out of my league on hitting the "Funny Bone!" I haven't spent much time over here and see that that is a big mistake on my part! :lol

Here are a few more:

SHOULD MICHELLE VISIT TONYA HARDING IN JAIL AND DROP OFF COPIES OF "The Winning Attitude" AND "Heart of a Champion"?

SHOULD OFFICIALS AT TONYA'S JAIL FORCE HER TO READ MICHELLE'S BOOKS AT LEAST THREE TIMES?

SHOULD OFFICIALS AT TONYA'S JAIL REQUIRE HER TO PASS A TEST ON MICHELLE'S BOOKS BEFORE RELEASING HER?

SHOULD DANNY AND ESTELLE WRITE A BOOK ON RAISING HAPPY, WELL-ADJUSTED CHILDREN AND SEND IT TONYA'S MOM?

[axelkid]

SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH WARDROBES WITH PHILIPPE CANDELORO?

WILL MICHELLE GET A BEEHIVE DO TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES WHO PREFER THE MORE TRADITIONAL APPEARANCE?

WILL MICHELLE GIVE UP SKATING TO PLAY ALONGSIDE DAVID DUCHOVNY IN THE NEW X FILES AS "ASIAN SCULLY"? (She's got the hair going)

(No offense guys, I happen to be asian):)

[Rosa]

SHOULD TONYA HARDING WRITE A BOOK "HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD USES FOR HUBCAPS"

[GinnySmith]

SHOULD TONYA, HER MOM, JEFF GILOOLY, THE BODY GUARD KNEE-WHACKER, AND THE TARGET OF THE HUB CAP APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER AND DUKE IT OUT???

[MokeyCat]

You folks are waaaaayyyy too funny! Inspired by Jupe's latest post, how about:

SHOULD ANGELA SKATE TO BULGARIAN MUSIC?

SHOULD TARA SKATE TO POLISH MUSIC?

SHOULD NICOLE SKATE TO CZECH MUSIC?

SHOULD SASHA SKATE TO RUSSIAN MUSIC?

SHOULD TONYA SKATE TO THE THEME MUSIC OF THE SITCOM ROSANNE?


>>Mokey Cat "freakin Tara fan(atic) and three pennies away from the funny farm"<<

[virginia girl]

Lord, Lord...I'm sittin' here at work...nothing is going right today...and you guys have me totally ROTFLMAO!!! Keep it up!!! (I'd add my own, if I had any imagination!) ;)

[sw10025]

I misunderstood your post -- I thought you were insinuating that I had somehow "caught" the contagion. But I should have known your meaning would have been too obtuse for my understanding. As for the DAGOBAH reference, you have me confused with a short green puppet of my acquaintance, my wet socks were only because I was visiting (I'm swObiWan, remember?)

In honor of the apparent latest topic, here are some more suggestions:

SHOULD MICHELLE GIVE UP USING MUSIC ALTOGETHER?...

SHOULD MICHELLE REFUSE TO DO ANY TRIPLES BECAUSE ALL THOSE JUDGES HAVE SEEN HER DO THEM SO MANY TIMES BEFORE ANYWAY?...

SHOULD MICHELLE STAY HOME AND LET THE USFSA AWARD HER THE NATIONAL TITLE IN ABSENTIA?...

SHOULD MICHELLE FORGET CHOREOGRAPHY AND JUST START IMPROVISING?...

SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH TO DANCE BLADES?...

SHOULD MICHELLE INSIST ON USING ROLLER BLADES?...

SHOULD MICHELLE STRAP A ROCKET BACK ON HER BACK TO GET THAT SPEED UP?...

SHOULD MICHELLE HAVE TONYA CHASE HER AROUND THE RINK WITH A COLLAPSIBLE BATON DURING PERFORMANCES TO GET THAT SPEED UP?...

[GinnySmith]

I love the "Tonya Harding Speed Enhancement Techniques" (THSET)!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[eilaram]

WHY DOESN'T MICHELLE DYE HER HAIR GREEN AND SKATE TO ASIAN MUSIC?

SHOULD MICHELLE GIVE UP ALL HER TITLES BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HER FANS (SINCE I THINK THEY ARE SO TERRIBLE, SHE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T A GOOD SKATER)?

LOL everyone...you always keep me laughing....everyone else's are so funny, I feel these are lame attempts...

[lavender]

When I'm not at work I'll think of some. I'm am cracking up here at work trying not to let anyone hear me..

[MokeyCat]

Okay, I got another one. This combines a bit of Star Wars and Star Trek: Voyager:

IS MICHELLE KWAN REALLY THE LONG LOST TWIN SISTER OF HARRY KIM, THE YOUNG JEDI IN TRAINING? ARE THERE ENOUGH 'FORCE' BETWEEN THEM TO DEFEAT THE BORG, THE DARTHS, AND THE EMPEROR PALATINE HERSCH AND HIS MEDIA CRONIES???


>>Mokey "laughing all the way" Cat<<

[Deetlebug]

These are <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> GREAT!!!<!--EZCODE BOLD END--> fun!!! 8) :eek

How about.......

IS MICHELLE KWAN THE <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> ORIGINAL<!--EZCODE BOLD END--> ALIEN HYBRED <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> OR<!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> MULDER'S MISSING SISTER?

[skatingfan]

SHOULD MICHELLE BE;

1. WEARING A COSTUME WITH GREEN COLOR PLAYBOY BUNNY EARS,
2. Wear a costume with 2 masks that weighs about 15 pounds
to make up her weight deficit
3. SKATING TO THE BEIJING OPERA MUSIC OF FAREWELL MY CONCUBINE
4. DOING A REVERSE TRIPLE AXEL, i.e. with a right back inside edge take off, 3.5 revs clockwise rotation in air and lands on a left forward inside edge

5. compete 1:1 with jennifer kirk who is dancing , not skating to a piece of ballet music the red poppy.

[axelkid]

y'know, having experience first hand the opporunity to type in ALL CAPS...I feel that I could get used to this ALL CAPS thing. It makes me feel so....LIBERATED AND INVINCIBLE!!!

WOOHOO!! LOOK AT ME. I CAN'T STOP USING CAPS!!! I'M OUT OF CONTROL!!! :)

[AZSkateFan]

I am not going to type many because I'm hungray for a corn dog. :)

1. ARE KAREN AND MICHELLE KWAN THE SAME PERSON?

2. IS ELIZABETH KWON, MICHELLE'S REAL SISTER?

3. IS RON KWAN REAL OR JUST SOMETHING IMAGINARY?

4. IS THE HOLIDAY OF "KWANZA" NAMED AFTER MICHELLE?

5. DO THE KWANS CELEBRATE "KWANZA" BECAUSE IT CONTAINS HER NAME?

6. IS MICHELLE'S GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

7. WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

8. DOES MICHELLE SELL HER OWN MECHINDISE ON EBAY?

9. WILL RON WRITE A TELL ALL BOOK, "GROWNING UP KWAN?"

10. WILL HIS BOOK BE MADE INTO A MOVIE?

11. IS THAT THE MOVIE THAT WAS ABOUT MICHELLE, WHICH WAS TO BE AIRED LATER THIS YEAR?

12. SHOULD ELIAN LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OR CUBA?

13. SHOULD MICHELLE LIVE WITH HIM?

Mind baffaling questions, aren't they?

[Angela75]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:rollin :rollin :rollin

You guys are soooo funny. For the last few days I've laughed my butt off while reading this forum..

SHOULD MANO, ROSA, AND OTHER MEMBERS OF MKF WRITE FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?

[sw10025]

Angela75, have you seen SNL the past couple of years? IMO, Its about as intelligent and humorous as a bubonic plague outbreak. Mano, Rosa, et al. are actually funny people, who write well, so they are immediately disqualified from writing for any network programming, especially SNL.

[eilaram]

ARE MICHELLE AND ELIAN ACTUALLY BOTH ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET?

ARE THEY FROM THE SAME PLANET AS MANO?

SHOULD MICHELLE AND ELIAN HOST SNL TOGETHER?

IS MICHELLE ACTUALLY A MIAMI RELATIVE?

ARE MICHELLE AND FREANK ACTUALLY COUSINS?

IS TIM MICHELLE'S UNCLE?

IS MICHELLE ACTUALLY THE OWNER OF THE LARGEST CHICKEN SELLING CORPORATION AND ONLY SKATES TO DRIVE UP SALES?

IS MICHELLE ACTUALLY BLONDE?

DOES MICHELLE'S MUSIC CONTAIN SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES TO THE JUDGES TO GIVE HER GOOD SCORES?

[IzzyS]

Okay, guys, I'm probably going to get fired because of the hysterical laughing emanating from my very professional (not) office, but here's my 2 cents:

SHOULD MICHELLE SKATE PAIRS WITH SHAQ?
SHOULD MICHELLE CHOOSE A FINE ARTS MAJOR WITH AN EMPHASIS IN BASKET WEAVING?
SHOULD MICHELLE AND TONYA ENTER A DISCUS-THROWING COMPETITION (HUBCAPS CAN BE USED IF YOU CAN'T FIND A DISCUS)?
SHOULD MICHELLE BECOME OKSANA'S DRINKING BUDDY, CRASH HER CAVALIER IN A DITCH, THEN JOIN AA JUST IN TIME FOR A GREAT COMEBACK STORY FOR THE 2002 OLYMPICS?

[sw10025]

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--> **I wish** <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> on the last one...

[edgescutie]

OMG!!! You guys are waaaaayyyyy too funny! I am laughing hysterically!

[Beth2000]

Awww man y'all rock and roll. I am not as good as y'all but if I think of any I will give them to you.

SHOULD MICHELLE SWITCH TO ICE DANCING WITH PHILLPE CANDELORO?

ARE MICHELLE AND MANO REALLY SISTERS?

DOES AUNT GINNY'S APPLE PIES MAKE MICHELLE WIN?

IS MICHELLE AND MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY RELATED?

[Rosa]

OH I JUST CAN'T RESIST -

** WILL THE ISU SANCTION A NEW MOVE CALLED THE JUMPIN' JUPITER**

It is really easy to do - just open your mouth and insert you foot!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Deetlebug]

Here's a few more.....

(these are <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> KILLLLLLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGGG ME!!!!!!<!--EZCODE BOLD END-->)
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

(woops - I mean everyone else's ideas are funny...not that I'm dying over my own lame attempts at humor. :eek )

Anywaaazzzz...here goes

SHOULD MICHELLE AND FRANK START SKATING PAIRS?

WILL MICHELLE ADD PAIRS AND ICE DANCING TO HER OH-SO-EMPTY SCHEDULE?

IF SO, WILL SHE DO PAIRS WITH FRANK AND ICE DANCING WITH TIMMY?

DOES MICHELLE DREAM OF WATCHING SOAP OPERAS AND EATING BONBONS?

DOES MICHELLE HAVE NIGHTMARES OF MANO "STEALING" HER 2002 OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL????

WILL MICHELLE EVAPORATE INTO DUST WHEN SHE "RETIRES" FROM FIGURE SKATING?

IS MICHELLE JUST A TRICK WITH MIRRORS THAT THE USFSA PLAYS ON SPEEDY AND THE ISU?

OR, IS MICHELLE JUST A FIGMENT OF MANO'S OVERACTIVE - BUT OH-SO-ENTERTAINING IMAGINATION????

[skatingfan]

Just got words from usfsa, some of MK's competitors will be skating to music
from the Nut Crackers or NUTS CRACKING
and of course the PLANETS by Holst, with emphasis on "STUPITER"

[sw10025]

Skatingfan, the full title of that track, ironically enough, is "Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity", which is what they did, only unintentionally.

<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> MASH Quote: "Anger turned inwards is depression. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye." <!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->
IMO: And mano. And GinnySmith. And Beth 2000. And skatingfan. Et moi aussi.

[mano]

I didn't know you were Austrian!!! How cool is that. Can you say "Ah'll Be BACH"???

[sw10025]

Et moi aussi is French, Mano, as you know darned well.

[mano]

mi comprende. You're Australian!!! Like Shrimp on the BAHBIE and calling Sharks guppies and all that. How's the weather down under???

[justsk8]

Holy s**t!!! You guys are hilarious! I am laughing to hard to think right now! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[kwanluv]

SHOULD MICHELLE AND TIM SKATE IN DRAG NEXT SEASON...TIM IN THE WOMEN'S AND MICHELLE IN THE MEN'S?

WILL THE BABY BALLARINA'S DO AN ENSEMBLE NUMBER TO THE NUTCRACKER SUITE AT NATIONALS TO BEAT MICHELLE?

WILL MICHAEL WEISS'S WIFE GIVE BIRTH TO THE NEXT PAIRS CHAMPIONS NEXT SEASON?

SHOULD MICHELLE CHANGE HER NAME TO TONYA TO SCARE OFF THE COMPETITION?

SHOULD FRANK RETIRE RIGHT BEFORE NATIONALS TO PI** OFF MICHELLE?

WILL MICHELLE REPLACE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR ON "BUFFY" TO BECOME THE NEXT SLAYER?

My God this is crazy, but I love it :) :lol

[CaptCanada]

SHOULD MICHELLE GET A NOSE JOB?

BRACES?

IMPLANTS?

why is everyone shouting?

In case you couldn't tell, I think Michelle has perfect features for her, which at times give her a look of piercing sweetness, at others a glowing beatific presence. I wouldn't change a thing if I were her. She's such a devastatingly attractive young woman now, and manages to be so without the usual insipid idealised image (oy...how's that for alliterative agony) sported by many models/celebrities. She also looks stunning even without make-up or her usually tasteful chic outfits, as I discovered for myself at Worlds practices this year. She can wear her hair samurai style and a black unitard and still look awesome.

[eilaram]

Et moi aussi

I don't know a lick of French and I really don't know what that means...could someone tell me seriously the right translation?...I know this is asking a lot and that there should be no seriousness anywhere around this thread...but I really want to know.

[mano]

Might assimilate me if I make any more corny Aussie references:

<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> et moi aussi<!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> = and me also

[mano]

I HEARD THE FIRST PART OF YOUR POST BUT COULDN'T HEAR THE REST. NEXT TIME SHOUT IT OUT. WE'RE ALL DEAF HERE!!!

[eilaram]

Thanks Mano...did you actually give me correct answer?...wow...excuse me as I pick myself up off the floor...I'm very shocked...I wasn't expecting that.

[sw10025]

CaptCanada, YOU FORGOT TAKING CARE OF THE BUBBLE BUTT problem she recently lamented about...

By the way, CC, <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> ABSOLUTELY NO SERIOUSNESS ALLOWED HERE, OR IN ANY TROLL-RELATED THREAD!!! <!--EZCODE BOLD END-->

Eilaram, mano did in fact give you the correct translation, believe it or not. Perhaps I should change it to <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> et nous aussi <!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, "and us also", since I am Borg as well as swObiWan...

Boy, I should switch to silly threads only from now on. I never get this kind of response from the serious, articulate, well thought out ones...

[Googoo]

LOL! Special shout out to Eilaram and Jamie. :lol
Hey Mano, you haven't contributed to this thread much? I'm surprised! Did everyone steal your ideas? Have you spoken to Aries lately heh heh?
SHOULD MICHELLE LEAVE COI AND SKATE FOR SOI?
SHOULD MICHELLE RETIRE TO GIVE THE BABY BALLERINAS A CHANCE?
SHOULD MICHELLE QUIT SKATING AND BECOME A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?
SHOULD MICHELLE START DOING HER SPINS ON HER HEAD?
SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE TONYA HARDING TO BODY SLAM THE JUDGES WHO GIVE HER LOW SCORES? (LOOK OUT HUNGARIAN!!)
SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE GARY BEACOM AS HER CHOREOGRAPHER?

WHY DOES MICHELLE ALWAYS WEAR MAKEUP AND HAVE HER HAIR COMBED WHEN SHE SKATES? WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS HAVE TO WEAR NICE COSTUMES? WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE NATURAL AND SKATE IN A PAIR OF JEANS AND AN OLD T-SHIRT FOR A CHANGE?
WHY DOES MICHELLE SKATE TO MUSIC THAT OTHERS HAVE NOT SKATED TO BEFORE? WHAT DOES SHE THINK SHE'S TOO GOOD TO SKATE TO SWAN LAKE HUH HUH?
WHY DOES MICHELLE STILL DO AN INSIDE/OUTSIDE SPIRAL? THAT IS SOOO 1998!
WHY ARE MICHELLE'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SO "CHOREOGRAPHED"? WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER SNARL AND RAISE HER EYEBROWS AND MAKE OTHER MORE INTERESTING FACES?
WHY DOES MICHELLE ALWAYS HAVE GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP AND NOT BAD MOUTH HER COMPETITORS? THAT IS SO BORING! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SUCH A GOOD ROLE MODEL??

[Beth2000]

good ones Googoo.

WHY DOESN'T MICHELLE POSE FOR PLAYBOY?
WHY DOES MICHELLE EVEN WEAR COSTUMES FOR SKATING?
WILL MICHELLE EVER LEAVE HER FAMILY AND COME AND LIVE WITH MY FAMILY?

[michellesmom]

SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE GARY BEACOM AS HER TAX ADVISOR?
SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE TONYA TO LOB HUBCAPS AT HER BUBBLEBUTT?

[mano]

SHOULD MICHELLE LEARN KUNG FU AND CO-STAR WITH KEANU AND SAY "I KNOW KUNG FU!!!"

SHOULD MICHELLE LEARN THE FORM OF THE PRAYING MANTIS AND INCORPORATE IT INTO HER CHOREOGRAPHY?

SHOULD SHE WEAR A PRAYING MANTIS COSTUME FOR HER LONG PROGRAM AND SKATE TO BUGS LIFE?

CAN MICHELLE SAVE JANEWAY FROM THE BORG?

SPEAKING OF BORGS, IS SW10025 REALLY AUSTRALIAN?

SHOULD SPEEDY APOLOGIZE TO SW10025 FOR MOVING WORLDS FROM AUSTRALIA TO FRANCE?

WILL MICHELLE SUDDENLY FORGET HOW TO SKATE SINCE AUSTRALIA IS NEITHER AMERICAN SOIL NOR EUROPEAN?

DOES IT BOTHER THE GASEOUS PLANET THAT IT GETS MOONED 16 TIMES A DAY?

DOES THE GASEOUS PLANET CORNER THE MARKET IN ROLAIDS AND TUMS FOR RELIEF?

IF THE GASEOUS PLANET PASSES GASTROINTESTINAL WIND, WILL IT BE WORSE THAN A CHILI AND CORNDOG LUNCH FROM BETH?

[MokeyCat]

Oh my god, Mano. You really went to town with the gaseous planet. Getting mooned 16 times at day, that's classic!

SHOULD MICHELLE NOT COMPETE IN NATIONALS 2001 AND LET THE UNITED STATES BE EMBARRESSED WHEN THE NEW GOLD MEDALIST CAN'T GO TO THE WORLDS?

MICHELLE DOES A NO-HAND CHARLOTTE, WHEN IS SHE GOING TO DO A NO-FEET CHARLOTTE?

MICHELLE HAS A SPIN DOCTOR, WHEN IS SHE GOING TO HIRE THE ROAD RUNNER AS HER SPEED DOCTOR?

SHOULD MICHELLE TAKE OVER KEANU'S CHARACTER IN THE MATRIX AS "THE ONE"?

SHOULD MICHELLE TRAIN ON THE MOON WHERE HER JUMPS WILL BE HIGHER?

SHOULD MICHELLE HIRE PEGGY AS HER OWN FORTUNE TELLER?

SHOULD MICHELLE TAKE TIPS FROM PASHA ON HOW TO STEAL ILIA FROM KATIA?

IS MICHELLE LIVING A HAPPY, RICH LIFE BELOVED BY MILIONS JUST TO ANNOY WEBGOD/RICKY?

>>Mokey "because Kris hold me to remind everyone that I'm a Tara fan" Cat<<

[sw10025]

Okay, folks, I'm sorry to interrupt this frivolity, but I need to insert a brief box of seriousness. This is only a test. If this were an actual emergency, you would be advised... (well, you get the idea)

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I need to warn you that I think Mano's friend has re-registered under a new name (as of May 24, 2000) and is continuing to post threads which are intended to be controversial or provocative <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--> (although I suspect the Plushenko v. Yagudin one doesn't stand a chance of getting a rise out of any of the regulars on this board, although I admittedly haven't read it yet) <!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->, including, unfortunately, yet another about Tara. This person also registered with ALL CAPS, which makes me suspicious, given the other poster's fondness for the format, and right around the time that poster seemed to have stopped posting topics. Before we get inundated with indignant fans of Tara, Plushenko or Yagudin, and are accused of bashing, may I humbly suggest that we all wield our collective sword of humor and frivolity in the cause of slaying this particular dragon's spawn? Thank you for your support.
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Now, back to the silly threads:

WHAT IS THIS FIXATION MANO HAS WITH SW10025'S NATIONALITY?

RATHER THAN APOLOGIZING TO SW10025, SHOULD SPEEDY APOLOGIZE TO ALL FIGURE SKATING FANS EVERYWHERE FOR THE GP FINAL FORMAT?

SHOULD SPEEDY ALSO APOLOGIZE (ON HIS KNEES) FOR THE QUALIFYING ROUND SYSTEM USED AT THE LAST TWO WORLDS?

WHO EXACTLY *IS* THIS W/R PERSON THAT MOKEY CAT REFERRED TO IN HER LAST PROPOSED TOPIC? (sounds like a petulant, mal-adjusted 15 year old to me. my apologies to 15 year olds everywhere.)

SHOULD SW10025 BE COMMISSIONED TO MAKE THE OFFICIAL MICHELLE KWAN QUILT FOR 2002?

AND WHY ISN'T THERE AN OFFICIAL MICHELLE KWAN QUILT?

SHOULD MANO CONSIDER HIRING SW10025 AS HER COSTUMIER?

WHY IS IT TROLL SEASON, ANYWAY?

[Googoo]

Why do u say that about that poster??

[MokeyCat]

Sw10025: Davesato and L Lite would know about Kris. I went visiting my old Tara board and mentioned that RCL's propaganda was mostly air and that I had a fine fun time at the MKForum and that Tara-bashing is nonexistence. Well!!! Kris was really, really disappointed that I had nothing negative to report and Kris strongly insisted that if I had made it more obvious to you folks that I am a Tara fan by using Tara's name as part of my username and have a big ol signature with Tara's picture and advertise a keepership….. In other words he/she/it wanted me to be a neonwalkingTaraadvertisement and once people realized I was a Tara fan then the whole Forum would turn against me - according to Kris. L Lite tried to reasoning with Kris but it was no use. Some people already made up their mind. I rather see things for myself 'cause that's what a scientist do.

Sorry about the vent.

DO SCIENTISTS REALLY USE LATIN OR DO THEY JUST MAKE UP NAMES LIKE PSEUDOMONAS RHIZOBACTERIA AND PHYTOMETALLOPHORUS?? AND CAN PHYTOREMEDIATION HELP CONTAMINATED SOIL???

Sorry, there I go again.

MICHELLE WEARS REALLY SHORT SKIRTS SO WHERE IS CAPTAIN KIRK? I THOUGHT CAPTAIN KIRK KNOW WHERE ALL THE WOMEN THAT WEAR SHORT SKIRTS ARE IN THE UNIVERSE.

>>Mokey "because Kris hold me to remind everyone that I'm a Tara fan" Cat<<

[mano]

CAN I MAKE LIKE RCL AND COPY AND PASTE ALL CONTROVERSIAL THREADS AS EVIDENCE TO BRING FORTH TO THE GRAND JURY WHEN MICHELLE FANS GO ON TRIAL?

IS IT TRUE THAT SOME KWAN FANS ARE TRYING TO HITCH MICHELLE KWAN TO A CERTAIN "ASIAN" HOCKEY PLAYER?

IS SW10025 USING HER JEDI MIND TRICK TO KEEP US ADDICTED TO THIS THREAD?

WILL SW10025 PAY FOR MY NEW KEYBOARD CAUSE I JUST BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

WILL GOOGOO REQUIRE THE VULCAN MIND MELD TO FIND OUT WHAT SW10025 IS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT?

SHOULD MICHELLE SKATE TO AN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF NIRVANA'S ANGST ANTHEM "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" JUST BEFORE TURNING 20.

SHOULD MICHELLE HAVE SKATED SALOME, TAJ MAJAL, DREAM OF DESDEMONA AND OTHER PROGRAMS DEALING WITH DEATH WITH COLGATE WHITE SMILE?

DID SOMEONE AT FSW REALLY MEASURE THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF MICHELLE'S SMILE WHEN SHE DID HER SPIRAL IN HER RACH PROGRAM AND FOUND IT EXACTLY THE SAME MEASUREMENT AS HER SMILE DURING THE SAME SPIRAL IN THE SAME PROGRAM AT THE OLYS???

[eilaram]

sorry for double post

[eilaram]

IS MICHELLE'S HAIR OVER-RATED? SHOULD SHE SHAVE HER HEAD?

SHOULD MICHELLE WEAR HOT PINK SKATES WITH EVERY SINGLE COSTUME, EVEN WHEN THE SKATES LOOK TERRIBLE WITH THAT COSTUME?

SHOULD MICHELLE'S COSTUMES BE DESIGNED BY DENISE?

HOW MANY MICHELLE FANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

MANO SAYS SHE TALKS TO HERSELF AND HAS MANY PERSONALITIES, HOW MANY OTHER POSTERS ARE ACTUALLY JUST ANOTHER PERSONALITY OF MANO? (SW10025?)

WHEN MANO WINS WORLDS AND NATIONALS, WILL MICHELLE ASK FOR THE COI PROGRAM BACK? WILL MICHELLE AND MANO FANS HAVE A WAR?

WHERE ARE THE MANO PERSONAL PICS?

[sw10025]

MokeyCat, feel free to vent all you like. Well, it just goes to prove what I've always believed. If you're looking hard enough for an insult, you're going to find one. There are fans of *both* skaters (as well as MB, SH, SC, IS, etc.) who are so ultra-sensitive about anything, even the most innocuous thing said about their favorites, that they get upset about it. That goes for some of the posters on this board, too, although in some of those cases I believe they aren't looking for an insult, just very sensitive about how people phrase things.

Personally, I don't remember anyone (other than a few trolls who quickly came and went) who treated any Tara fan in an obnoxious manner because they were a Tara fan. Yes, there were a couple of people who objected to the inundation of Tara photos, particularly the one kissing her Oly gold medal, however, it was only a couple of people out of hundreds of posters, and there were many more posters who criticized them for objecting in the first place. In RCL's case, I can't remember a single person saying anything negative towards her, in fact she was included in a lot of the board tomfoolery, and Mano was even contemplating a defection over to the Dark Side, until RCL was purportedly outted right before worlds for saying on the Tara boards how sick she was of hearing about Michelle, or some such thing. Several people took umbrage at the hypocrisy of saying one thing on one board and the contrary thing on another, and made a few remarks at that point. She had hardly been mentioned since until we had a recent troll invasion and some more trouble imported itself.

There have been a couple other people who have been on the receiving end of some less than friendly comments, but that was not because they were Tara fans, but because of things they wrote, some of which were completely unwarranted personal attacks on board regulars. Well, I hate to disappoint people who are always looking for the worst in everyone else, but I'm gonna have to. I couldn't care less who you are or are not a fan of, you can even feel free to dislike Michelle if it pleases you, but I'm still gonna speak to you as often as I like. And I do appreciate you giving us the benefit of the doubt.

Of course, now, I can't resist deriving a little humor from all this, so bear with me...

DID MICHELLE WEAR THE CATSUIT AND SKATE TO JAMES BOND JUST TO TRY TO STEAL MOKEY CAT'S BOYFRIEND AS REVENGE BECAUSE MOKEY IS A TARA FAN?... :evil

:lol :lol :lol

[mano]

Must...POST...again...but...can't...resist!!!

SHOULD MICHELLE FANS FORM A BUMP POSSE TO BUMP UP OLD THREADS FROM THE GRAVE IN OTHER FORUMS?

SHOULD WE REPORT ON FELLOW KWAN FAN POSTERS FOR BETRAYING US KWAN FANS?

SHOULD MICHELLE START HER OWN SWIMWEAR LINE SINCE IT IS SAID HER COSTUMES LOOK LIKE BATHING SUITS?

WILL MICHELLE GET MAD THAT I SENT THE COI PROGRAM TO THE FBI TO CHECK FOR PRINTS AND FRAMED THEIR FINDINGS IN MY ROOM?

WILL MANO'S HAIR REALLY EAT MANO'S NEXT DATE?

HAS VIN DIESEL JOINED MANO'S FLAVOR OF THE MONTH ARCHIVES?

WILL DEETLEBUTT'S COMBO JUMP/FLIP/ETC BE TOPPED BY MANO THE MAGNIFICENT?

DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO ONLINE TO ORDER DEETLES IN VAPOR COLOR ONLY?

[michellesmom]

I am SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED to find a Tara fan posting on this board!

SHOULD WE ALL STOP TALKING TO MOKEY BECAUSE SHE LIKES ANOTHER SKATER BESIDES MICHELLE?

:rolleyes

[Rosa]

IS BASHING MANO IN THE KNEE MICHELLE'S ONLY CHANCE AT WINNING NEXT YEAR

SHOULD THE MKF MARKET A KEYBOARD THAT ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS

WILL VAPORS EMITTED FROM THE GP CAUSE MANOS HAIR TO FALL

[mano]

WILL ROSA'S GRASS SKIRT GROW WEEDS?

IF IT DOES, WILL WHITNEY HOUSTON LEAVE HER AT THE AIRPORT IN HAWAII WHEN THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVE?

DID ROSA BUMP INTO A CERTAIN HOCKEY PLAYER IN HAWAII AND GIVE HIM 'ELL FOR NOT WATCHING MICHELLE SKATE AT ANAHEIM?

DID MANO SNIFF TOO MUCH HAIRSPRAY AGAIN?

IS IT REALLY HAIRSPRAY IN THAT BOTTLE WITH THE SKULL AND BONES OVER IT?

IS TIVO THE BAND THAT SANG "WHIP IT"

WILL MICHELLE SKATE TO "WHIP IT" AS A DOMINATRIX?

ARE THERE UPSIDE DOWN ORANGE FLOWER POTS OVER SW10025'S TIVO?

WILL MANO, WHO JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET RID OF THE FLASHING 12:00 FROM HER VCR, HANDLE THE COMING OF THE TIVO?

[Rosa]

WILL ROSA WIN NATIONALS AND WORLDS BY LETTING THE JUDGES SMOKE THE WEEDS FROM HER GRASS SKIRT

[mano]

WILL THE JUDGES BE SO STONED THAT THEY PUNCH IN 0.6'S ACROSS THE BOARD INSTEAD OF 6.0'S THAT ROSA WANTED???

[Rosa]

WILL ROSA SET HER GRASS SKIRT ON FIRE SO EVERYONE WILL BE SO STONED THAT NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT THE MARKS

[mano]

WILL MANO, EQUIPPED WITH SUPER SOAKER 2000, PUT THE FIRE OUT AND LEAVE ROSA IN THE MIDDLE OF HER SMOKING DOUBLE BIELMANN SPIN SKIRTLESS?

WILL THE JUDGES MARK ROSA DOWN FOR WEARING FLESH COLORED BLOOMERS?

[Rosa]

HELP - WHAT IS AFTER QUINT!

WILL THE JUDGES STILL GO WITH ROSA AFTER MANO SUPER SOAKS HER FLAMING SKIRT BECAUSE................SHE WILL HAVE A PICTURE OF SPEEDY ON HER UNDERWEAR

[mano]

By the way, I think it's sextuplet after the quint. So it's good you didn't post it 'cause people might think we're nuns or something.

WILL THE JUDGES SUDDENLY FEEL NAUSEOUS AFTER SEEING SPEEDY ON ROSA'S BUM AND PASS OUT?

[Rosa]

AS THE JUDGES PASS OUT WILL THEIR HEADS ALL HIT THE 6.0 BUTTON AND STILL MAKE ROSA THE WINNER

..........AND SINCE ROSA IS A NURSE - WILL SHE CURE THEM ALL WITH REALLY GOOD DRUGS

Gotta go to school now. I will think about this while I am gone - wont get at thing out of Organizational Behavior. I'll be thinking about Mano Behavior :lol Maybe that should be a course ALL in itself!!

[mano]

What the h*ck is after octuplet??? No wonder I can't achieve that 9 revolution AXLE yet, can't figure the name, grumble...

ANYWHO...WILL ROSA GET DISQUALIFIED BECAUSE A TRACE OF DYPHENHYDRAMINE WAS FOUND IN HER SYSTEM AND THUS MANO STILL WINS???

WILL THE JUDGES BE DISQUALIFIED AFTER THEY FOUND PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IN THEIR SYSTEM?

DID ROSA MAKE A MISTAKE BY PUTTING THE SUDAFED IN THE CUP THAT ISU USES TO TEST THE JUDGES FOR DOPING?

DID NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TRY TO STUDY MANO, BUT GAVE-UP BECAUSE THEIR INSTRUMENTS COULDN'T HANDLE ALL THE USELESS DATA THEY FOUND ON HER?

[eilaram]

MY BUBBLE IS BURST, I THOUGHT THE JUDGES SMOKED THAT STUFF BEFORE EVERY COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!

[mano]

SO THAT'S WHY ANY RIVERDANCE PROGRAM GETS HIGH MARKS. THE JUDGES HEAR REEFERDANCE INSTEAD!!!

SHOULD MICHELLE SKATE TO RIVERDANCE FOR HER NEXT LP???

[sw10025]

I most certainly <!--EZCODE BOLD START--> AM NOT <!--EZCODE BOLD END--> one of Mano's other personalities! I am a psychologically mixed up being in my own right, and not merely the manifestation of one of Mano's neuroses! (I am also Borg, but that's another story).

P.S. Mano, you will go to DAGOBAH system and learn the ways of the Tivo...

[Beth2000]

Oh my gosh! Your phone goes dead for a few hours and look at all the stuff I missed.

Mokey- we love having you here. I visit both boards with my MK picture and nothing is ever said to me. If you want to put Taras' picture next to your name go ahead we are all fine with that. Wait, we might want to ask Manos' other personalities if they are okay with that ;) Just kidding with you.

[mano]

I'd be DISAPPOINTED if the height of my nuttiness was only up to sw10025's level. UNACCEPTABLE.

REMEMBER THAT I AM MANO HERE, MANO THERE, MANO EVERYWHERE.
JUST BE CAREFUL WHICH PERSONALITY YOU HAPPEN TO BUMP INTO.
AS A GREAT PHILOSOPHER, FORREST GUMP, SAYS, "MANO IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!!!"

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;) ;) ;)

[Rosa]

So what have I missed:

1. the judges like REEFERDANCE - er I mean RIVERDANCE
programs

2. Sw10025 is not one of Manos many personalities

3. National G gave up on Mano

4. Mano is like a box of chawklits

Huummm - EXACTLY WHICH ONE OF MANOS PERSONALITIES WILL
WIN NATIONALS AND WORLDS

CAN THE GREAT ROSA CHOREOGRAPH A PROGRAM TO
ENCOMPASS ALL OF THE MANOS AND WHAT WILL SHE
CALL IT

[mano]

AND THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVER,
HEY NA, HEY NA,
BETH, ROSA'S BACK!!!

BETH!!! IF THOU PHONEST GOEST DEADEST, ABSOLUTELY ANNOUNCE IT IN NEON SIGNS ALL OVER MKF WHAT HAPPENED. I ACTUALLY FELT REMORSE THINKING I INJURED THEE MENTALLY EARLIER AND THAT IS SO UNLIKE ME.

DID ROSA ACTUALLY ABSORB ANYTHING WORTHWHILE IN CLASS TODAY OR WAS SHE TOO BUSY THINKING OF A GREAT COMEBACK TO GET MANO?

[mano]

AND I EAT PLANETS FOR A LIVING!!!

WILL A DWARF STAR SUDDENLY EXPLODE AND CREATE A BLACK HOLE THAT WILL SUCK THE GASEOUS PLANET INTO OBLIVION???

[sw10025]

Mano, would that either of your scenarios would occur. But I think its time we should all be more proactive about dealing with this. Fellow MKFers, I would suggest that now is the time to write your congressmen, but while now is the time, you know who you should be sending missives to. You know what I mean. Start a letter writing campaign.

[Beth2000]

sw are you suggesting that we write letters to the judges so that you will win this competition? We can't do that you have to practice and train like the rest of us.

Mano- :lol :lol :rollin Next time I will email you when our phone goes dead ;) Like I said before it takes alot to upset me and you didn't affect me mentally at all. That is not Beth talking it is her other personality. Oh shut up and get out of here I am talking to Mano not you. Mano don't listen to Beth she doesn't know what she is saying. Yes I do now get out of here and stop interrupting me when I am talking. As you can see Mano I am fine.

[sw10025]

No, Beth2000, actually I was trying to suggest that everyone contact the board monitors re objectionable threads and dealing with the intractible posters who insist on starting them...

[mano]

MEMO TO SELF:
PURCHASE PAPER SHREDDER FOR ALL LETTERS PREPARED TO BE SENT TO HILLARY RODHAM, DICK LAZIO, RUDY GIULIANI, BILL CLINTON, GOV. PATAKI, GOV. BUSH, AL GORE, CHARLES HESTON, AL SHARPTON, JESSE JACKSON, THAT REALLY OLD SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, BOB DOLE, SEN. JOHN McCAIN, PENTAGON, FBI, ELIAN GONZALEZ, ETC...

ALSO CANCEL CHANNELING SESSIONS TO:
RAMTHA, CONFUCIOUS, EMPEROR CAESAR, CHARLEMAGNE, LEONARDO DI CAPRIO, GALILEO, SHAKESPEARE, JOAN OF ARKANSAS, LOUIS XIV, MAD KING GEORGE, GEORGE WASHINGTON, THOMAS JEFFERSON, POCAHONTAS, AL HAMILTON, ANDREW JACKSON, TEDDY AND THE ROUGH RIDERS, WOODY WILSON, FDR, HOOVER, SHIRLEY MCLAINE, JFK, JERRY GARCIA, JIM MORRISON, ETC...

[sw10025]

What?! No Roswell aliens...?

[Beth2000]

sw I have and I will do it again. Because this person is starting to become a pain in the old bubble butt. This person has also been being two faced over at the Tara board by saying that he/she is a fan of Taras' and then comes over here and starts bashing Tara go figure.

[mano]

Now why would I CHANNEL them or WRITE A LETTER when all I have to do is BARK THREE TIMES AND COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 96 WHILE RECITING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE IN FIVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. Phew, THANK GOD I HAVE 2 HEADS.

[sw10025]

What, did you have that photo of you skating retouched to cut one head out?!?! You'd be the last person I'd suspect of being a slave to the impossible standards espoused by beauty magazines...

[Beth2000]

So having two heads is better then one. Cool I think I will go out and get me another head off of someone. Hmm I wonder whose head I could have.

[mano]

WHAT CAN I SAY sw10025, my other HEAD is CAMERA SHY!!!

BETH, YES, please do PURCHASE YOURSELF ANOTHER HEAD. IT REALLY HELPS TO HAVE SOMEONE TO ARGUE WITH WHEN BUYING A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

[MokeyCat]

Semi back to the original thread...

SHOULD MOKEY SHRINK 4 INCHES FROM HER HEIGHT, CUT OFF 6 INCHES OF HER HAIR AND DYE THE REMAINING HAIR BLACK, LOSE 15 POUNDS, AND THEN BUY A CATSUIT SO THAT SHE CAN FOOL HER BOYFRIEND INTO THINKING THAT SHE'S MICHELLE KWAN?




>>Mokey "because Kris told me to remind everyone that I'm a Tara fan" Cat<<

[Beth2000]

Mano I will do that right away. Should I go for Chelsea Clinton's head or Hillary's?

Mokey you go girl. I say forget all that stuff and just put the cat suit on and find out what happens.

[mano]

Hillary's so that even though you're not from New York, you can pretend that you are one and you can visit me in your head as well as run for senator :lol :lol :lol

Mokey, like Beth, I say go for it. Does wonders to have a body like Michelle's. ;) ;) ;)

[Rosa]

Beth,
go for Hillary - you need the biggest head you can get. :lol

[mano]

that was good, wish I thought of that. Would you want to be my third head???

[Beth2000]

:lol :lol :rollin Okay I will go for Hillary's and maybe that will keep her from running for the Senate seat. I could argue with her nonstop and she would never get anything done not that she gets anything done now b/c she doesn't but hey she makes it look like she does.

[Rosa]

Sure Mano, I'll be your third head. What will we call "ourself"? We can be a whole new person and POST EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS :eek

Maybe that is what happened to the GP in the first place, two many heads fighting it out to be the ruler of the planet. :lol

[Beth2000]

Rosa you know the saying "Two heads are better then one" I could just see you and Mano running our country, well wait a minute now there is an idea. Y'all could do so much better then Bill. At least y'all would be honest.

[Rosa]

Yeah - we wouldn't even need a Vice President - we could do it all! And we would know the true meaning of words and would not chase White House Interns - unless of course a certain hockey player or a certain ice dancer with flowing blonde hair decided to intern there :eek :b

[Beth2000]

:lol Rosa then y'all would have to call me in and I would have to investigate. Hmm sounds like it could be fun.

[sw10025]

Hmmm, why do I get the feeling that when Rosa is talking about an ice dancer with flowing blonde hair, she is NOT talking about Shae Lynn Bourne? And why do I keep thinking I should be humming the Marseillaise?