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visaliakid
December 24th, 2007, 06:47 PM
Ottavio's Twelve Days of Christmas

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On the 1st day of Christmas, Ottavio gave to me:

A code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 3th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

12 ladies spinning, 11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

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Lisa Seye
December 24th, 2007, 06:49 PM
I LOVE YOU. That is soooo funny. Thanks for the cheer.

sk8tingfan
December 25th, 2007, 11:40 AM
I think a rendition of A Christmas Carol with Cinquanta as Scrooge is in order. Just think of the analogies that could be made. Tiny Tim as the crippled state of skating today. Cinquanta as Scrooge, the positive aspects of skating past, the negative points of skating present and skating future, the last with no spectators, no TV contracts, etc.

Then again, my less charitable thoughts of Cinquanta ending up like his compatriot Mussolini, but I won't go there.

GoldenMichelle
December 31st, 2007, 10:15 PM
LOL! Very clever and cute.